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Ouija board? Isn't that the thing that gave Alice Cooper his name?

At 8/8/12 12:34 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:
I don't believe in spirits or ghosts or any of that shit. Here's an H

Heres some more h HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

At 8/8/12 12:37 AM, MrSoxfan wrote: Ouija board? Isn't that the thing that gave Alice Cooper his name?

I think that's something he made up to tell the press. However, the Mars Volta's album "Bedlam in Goliath" was written based on the band's experiences with a Ouija board, the sound engineer had a nervous breakdown and all kinds of mad shit was happening to them.

At 8/8/12 12:36 AM, Skaren wrote: Can I please be your apprentice and have you teach me the magical ways of being a genius?

Embrace Dada

They're all a bunch of bologna. If any of you people think they're real; get off the crack pipe. The selected people placing their hands on the board are moving it. Don't waste your money.

At 8/8/12 12:43 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 8/8/12 12:36 AM, Skaren wrote: Can I please be your apprentice and have you teach me the magical ways of being a genius?

Embrace Dada

Yay so now I can learn how to make bombs and stuff and disguise them as cool dolls in my kitchen?

At 8/8/12 12:45 AM, Skaren wrote: Yay so now I can learn how to make bombs and stuff and disguise them as cool dolls in my kitchen?

Let's ask the soothsayer...

At 8/8/12 01:08 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 8/8/12 12:45 AM, Skaren wrote: Yay so now I can learn how to make bombs and stuff and disguise them as cool dolls in my kitchen?

Let's ask the soothsayer...

Alright good let's start training on Friday send me a PM with ten people to kill and along the way I'll learn interior decorating skills.

At 8/8/12 01:11 AM, Skaren wrote: Alright good let's start training on Friday send me a PM

ok

with ten people to kill

wait what

At 8/8/12 01:14 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:
wait what

oh great yurgen now skarens gonna learn how to make bombs that look like robert

At 8/8/12 01:14 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:

At 8/8/12 01:11 AM, Skaren wrote: Alright good let's start training on Friday send me a PM

ok

with ten people to kill

wait what

Well how else am I supposed to learn?

At 8/7/12 09:29 PM, Playfordeath001 wrote: So lately, I've had a strange curiosity about Ouija boards and been wanting to go out and buy one.

Anybody have any past experiences, or should I not try it?

It's fun. It actually spells out stuff that's not nonsense more than you'd think. I'm pretty sure it needs at least two people though, so if you have no friends it might not be useful. I don't think I need to say that all that stuff about spirits haunting you for using it is just superstition. Maybe it you believe something's going to haunt you then you'll feel like something is, kind of like a self-fulfilling prophecy.

I got a sort of cheesy board game type of Ouija board, but it works. I think it would be cooler to have a more traditional looking one though. If you have a little bit of money to spend and you're bored then it's definitely worth a try. It won't tell you the meaning of life or anything, but it's entertaining.

At 8/8/12 01:16 AM, beardkiller wrote: oh great yurgen now skarens gonna learn how to make bombs that look like robert

Or Robert's suicide bomber alter-ego: Roberka-al-Jafari

Man I had a weeji board once now I gotta live with casper n shit

At 8/8/12 01:39 AM, yurgenburgen wrote:
Or Robert's suicide bomber alter-ego: Roberka-al-Jafari

oh god scary and a muslim?that things the USAs worst enemy

At 8/8/12 01:41 AM, Digitaaliklosetti wrote: Man I had a weeji board once now I gotta live with casper n shit

weegee is watching you.,...always

I hear they open up demon portals and provide a pathway into your soul when you summon them.

Do not want

At 8/9/12 12:56 AM, PuRpLe-KusH wrote: I hear they open up demon portals and provide a pathway into your soul when you summon them.

If demon portals and souls were real, then maybe.

DONT BUY IT!
We bought one. Me and some friends tried it. We were stalked by a ghost named Gabby. Dont do it. My friend Michael and his girlfriend Brooke still are stalked.

At 8/7/12 11:32 PM, Skaren wrote:

Ever since I saw that I've been trying to come up with something better than that to do to my desk but fuck me if Yurgenburgen isn't a genius at turning ordinary things into awesome things.

Make a Ouija Board desk and have the mouse be the detector thing.

At 8/7/12 09:30 PM, Xenomit wrote: They're bullshit, nothing happens

This. The thing is moved by the sum of the movements of the players itself, often not knowingly.

At 8/8/12 12:43 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Embrace Dada

Wait like the art movement?

At 8/7/12 09:34 PM, ImlunchBoxx wrote:

At 8/7/12 09:32 PM, Darthdenim wrote: Spirits don't exist, so it's no use to actually try and contact anything.

It might be fun as a novelty item though.

what if your wrong and theres a billions of ghosts when we die

Dude.
Dude.
What if like
Like.
Ghosts are like
People from the future
Who come back to like
Like fuck with us

At 8/9/12 12:14 PM, SolidToad wrote:

At 8/8/12 12:43 AM, yurgenburgen wrote: Embrace Dada

Wait like the art movement?

Yes.

At 8/9/12 01:01 PM, Igotaname13 wrote: What if like
Ghosts are like
People from the future

No.

The only thing you'll contact when you get one of those things is the money going into Hasbro's pocket.