if you could go forward in time...

[tox]

And tell you 50 year old self one thing, what would it be?

[narusaku2117]

Thank me for not becoming a broney.

[Ragnarokia]

At 8/7/12 08:08 PM, tox wrote: And tell you 50 year old self one thing, what would it be?

Remeber ponies? Yeah, great times.

It would refresh the memories for the rest of my life.

[Cool-Points]

wanna smoke some weed?

[razem]

I'd probably say nothing, and just stare at myself just to see how I would like at that age.

[tox]

im going into this ___ career wish me luck

[SpeedoSausage]

At 8/7/12 08:08 PM, tox wrote: And tell you 50 year old self one thing, what would it be?

I wouldn't tell him anything because 50 year old me has already experienced everything my present day self is about to do. I'd ask him a question about my future like a normal person would.

[Xenomit]

That makes no sense, and is completely useless, because if I got a time machine and traveled 50 years to the future, a causality loop would prevent me from ever meeting myself

And even if I did, I'd already know, because his past is mine, and he's aware that I traveled to the future to tell him something, thus creating an infinite loop of repeating history

[killerrob]

At 8/7/12 08:52 PM, Xenomit wrote:
And even if I did, I'd already know, because his past is mine, and he's aware that I traveled to the future to tell him something, thus creating an infinite loop of repeating history

And that's why your no fucking fun

[RyderOmega]

Either bring up the subject of ponies, or ask him if he's done anything he regrets.

[FirstBaby]

Ask if I stopped masturbating.

[Xenomit]

At 8/7/12 09:37 PM, killerrob wrote:

At 8/7/12 08:52 PM, Xenomit wrote:
And even if I did, I'd already know, because his past is mine, and he's aware that I traveled to the future to tell him something, thus creating an infinite loop of repeating history

And that's why your no fucking fun

Fun is nothing more than synapses firing in your neural network, causing an increase of dopamine, the chemical that stimulates the feelings of "fun", "happiness", and "humor"

I don't cause your brain to flood your body with dopamine, you should be thankful

[RyderOmega]

At 8/7/12 10:52 PM, Xenomit wrote: Fun is nothing more than synapses firing in your neural network, causing an increase of dopamine, the chemical that stimulates the feelings of "fun", "happiness", and "humor"

I don't cause your brain to flood your body with dopamine, you should be thankful

You prove his point even further.

[Nebula]

Too much timey wimey here.

[DoctorStrongbad]

I would ask who won the Superbowl for the next fifty years. Then I would place large bets and become rich.

[Xenomit]

Again, it's physically impossible to meet yourself in any time

Let me break it down

If you get in a time machine, and go 10 minutes into the future, you think you'd meet yourself, right? Well, put yourself in a full spectrum view of a timeline of your existence. If you went 10 minutes into the future, then you wont be there, simply because 10 minutes ago you had made the decision to go 10 minutes into the future.

Thus, it is physically impossible to meet yourself, no matter what

It would be pretty fun though

[Jackdabomb]

I'd kill myself so I know how I die and can plan accordingly

[JellyDraft]

I'd give him a ton of nostalgic memories. You know. Cheer up the old homeless alchoholic. :)

[Skaren]

"Let's compare dick sizes and see who's is bigger in case I have an accident in the future"

[John12346]

Ask for some lottery numbers... I guess?

[Nickisabi]

You're not dead yet? Good job!

[Digitaaliklosetti]

I'd tell him to fuck right off. Who lives to 50 anymore? That ain't punk rock.