The crazy shit I've done so far. (Continued from the last time I posted this.)
1. Went to a Homeless shelter and took a shit in the soup they was serving.
2. Massacred the place.
3. Ran to an Orphanage about to kill all the orphans for lulz.
4. Found out the orphans are on a field trip, so sadly no lulz. I did however take a shit under each of they're pillows which gave me a bit of lulz.
5. Got hit with a tranquilizer and was taken to a mental asylum.
6. Ran around my cell screaming like a chicken.
7. Tried to eat my cellmate's face. Didn't work.
8. I'm currently engaged in battle with my cellmate.
War is Peace.
Freedom is Slavery.
Ignorance is Strength.
OBEY OBEY, YOU MUST OBEY, YOU CAN'T RESIST, DON'T BE THAT WAY, OBEY OBEY, WE'LL HAVE OUR WAY