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I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-04 21:57:19 Reply

That's right, it's fuck avocados day, because no one can get over avocados, burger king has avocado burgers, subway offers them as a topping, I think Carl Jr's does too.

So I say today we say "fuck avocadoes, those taste like shit" and go on strike. Don't eat anything with avocadoes on it on Saturdays. It has become official.

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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-04 22:15:21 Reply

I make these every day as a snack after work, using an entire avocado
you mad?

I declare today to be FAD


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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-04 22:16:32 Reply

At 8/4/12 10:15 PM, STEM wrote: I make these every day as a snack after work, using an entire avocado
you mad?

Yes, I find avocados disgusting in all forms.

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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-04 22:18:08 Reply

Avocados are the tastiest bastards around, you must have some horrible tastebud corrupting disease.

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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-04 22:21:34 Reply

I don't always buy vegetables, but when I do I avoid avocados.


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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-04 22:29:53 Reply

An avocado killed my mother and raped my father.

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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-04 22:46:35 Reply

At 8/4/12 10:29 PM, Skaren wrote: An avocado killed my mother and raped my father.

My pet avocado escaped and killed Skaren's mother and raped his father.


I AM THREAD KILLER!

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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-04 22:49:26 Reply

At 8/4/12 10:46 PM, Dogmeat wrote:
At 8/4/12 10:29 PM, Skaren wrote: An avocado killed my mother and raped my father.
My pet avocado escaped and killed Skaren's mother and raped his father.

I genetically spliced an avocado with the genes of a murdering rapist and sold it to Dogmeat as a pet cause I wanted to buy a soda.

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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-04 23:32:30 Reply

At 8/4/12 10:49 PM, Jester wrote:
At 8/4/12 10:46 PM, Dogmeat wrote:
At 8/4/12 10:29 PM, Skaren wrote: An avocado killed my mother and raped my father.
My pet avocado escaped and killed Skaren's mother and raped his father.
I genetically spliced an avocado with the genes of a murdering rapist and sold it to Dogmeat as a pet cause I wanted to buy a soda.

I sold jester a soda so i could pay a debt i owed to the bail bondsman who got my murdering rapist half brother out of prison!


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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-04 23:34:46 Reply

Avocados are bad influences and they're always hanging around with cilantro. That's a bad crowd.


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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-04 23:37:30 Reply

At 8/4/12 11:34 PM, YenMuffin wrote: Avocados are bad influences and they're always hanging around with cilantro. That's a bad crowd.

I agree, police should be able to pull avocados over if they look suspicious.

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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-04 23:37:53 Reply

At 8/4/12 11:32 PM, thegarbear14 wrote:
At 8/4/12 10:49 PM, Jester wrote:
At 8/4/12 10:46 PM, Dogmeat wrote:
At 8/4/12 10:29 PM, Skaren wrote: An avocado killed my mother and raped my father.
My pet avocado escaped and killed Skaren's mother and raped his father.
I genetically spliced an avocado with the genes of a murdering rapist and sold it to Dogmeat as a pet cause I wanted to buy a soda.
I sold jester a soda so i could pay a debt i owed to the bail bondsman who got my murdering rapist half brother out of prison!

I took money from thegarbear14 to get his murdering rapist half brother out of prison so I could afford that prostitute!


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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-04 23:46:37 Reply

"Fuck avocadoes"

Wait...is the OP suggesting that we have sexual intercourse with a fruit called an avocado?


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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-04 23:54:30 Reply

I don't eat avocados ever, so I guess I fully support this. Also I'm stealing this for a song title, because I'm an uncreative bastard.


It made more sense in my head.

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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-04 23:55:57 Reply

I don't like avocados either.

God was all like "Hey, pears are an awesome fruit. We should give vegetables something like pears!"

But that was a terrible idea.


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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-05 00:07:12 Reply

At 8/4/12 11:37 PM, SolidToad wrote:
At 8/4/12 11:32 PM, thegarbear14 wrote:
At 8/4/12 10:49 PM, Jester wrote:
At 8/4/12 10:46 PM, Dogmeat wrote:
At 8/4/12 10:29 PM, Skaren wrote: An avocado killed my mother and raped my father.
My pet avocado escaped and killed Skaren's mother and raped his father.
I genetically spliced an avocado with the genes of a murdering rapist and sold it to Dogmeat as a pet cause I wanted to buy a soda.
I sold jester a soda so i could pay a debt i owed to the bail bondsman who got my murdering rapist half brother out of prison!
I took money from thegarbear14 to get his murdering rapist half brother out of prison so I could afford that prostitute!

my prostitute slept with Solid Toad in exchange for a small fee so i can buy a new set of 24"s for my cadillac and a new grill for my sidekick avocado!

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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-05 00:08:10 Reply

Man I thought this thread was going to be about that FADED bullshit, oh well.
Avocados are shit tier vegetables, I have no idea how people enjoy them.


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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-05 00:09:23 Reply

My levels of "fuck it" are too high for me to care enough about avocados or fucking avocados


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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-05 00:10:35 Reply

At 8/5/12 12:07 AM, Cool-Points wrote:
At 8/4/12 11:37 PM, SolidToad wrote:
At 8/4/12 11:32 PM, thegarbear14 wrote:
At 8/4/12 10:49 PM, Jester wrote:
At 8/4/12 10:46 PM, Dogmeat wrote:
At 8/4/12 10:29 PM, Skaren wrote:

Guys this isn't fucking funny my dad has a popped ass cherry and my mother has been dead for years.

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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-05 00:11:39 Reply

Subway cuts avocados with mayonaisse


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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-05 00:13:18 Reply

Avocados taste like shit. It surprises me on how people are able to mash that shit into guacamole and eat that.


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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-05 00:46:22 Reply

At 8/5/12 12:10 AM, Skaren wrote:
At 8/5/12 12:07 AM, Cool-Points wrote:
At 8/4/12 11:37 PM, SolidToad wrote:
At 8/4/12 11:32 PM, thegarbear14 wrote:
At 8/4/12 10:49 PM, Jester wrote:
At 8/4/12 10:46 PM, Dogmeat wrote:
At 8/4/12 10:29 PM, Skaren wrote:
my dad has a popped ass cherry and my mother has been dead for years.

avocado don't give a fuck.

I declare today to be FAD

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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-05 01:03:14 Reply

At 8/5/12 12:50 AM, daethdrain wrote: Nah, I like avocados. I put salt on them and eat them just like that.

i like them to

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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-05 01:07:37 Reply

FUCK AVACADOS THEY ONLY TASTE GOOD WITH BACON


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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-05 01:09:31 Reply

1) Avocados taste terrible
2) What the fuck is Carl Jr's?
3) I forget. I'm pretty sure that I had a third comment though.


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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-05 01:15:21 Reply

How about we change it to Fuck Asshat Day

When we celebrate Our hatred for Asshats who think Avocados taste bad and should be bashed on a holiday.


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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-05 01:42:35 Reply

  • Fuck Avocados
    Fuck Avocados by Tremulos

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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-05 01:51:09 Reply

At 8/5/12 01:42 AM, Xenomit wrote: http://www.newgrounds.com/audio/listen/497503

i imagined skaren's dad getting raped to that. very awesome.

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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-05 02:03:04 Reply

Avocados taste really bad. Why do people enjoy eating them?


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Response to I declare today to be FAD 2012-08-05 02:04:20 Reply

At 8/5/12 02:03 AM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Avocados taste really bad. Why do people enjoy eating them?

It's a fad

Which is the joke behind the thread name

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