It's A Boy!
Sens, you're going to be the proud parent of a baby boy, and just look- isn't he just so damn cute! Based on our remote test results, your beautiful baby boy will weigh about 11 lbs, 8 oz and have red hair and brown eyes. Truly a Wonder To Behold!
Red hair and brown eyes? Not the best combo. Plus I want to pass on my perdy blue eyes why would they be brown.
Oh I know:
Wow, talk about "Family Values". As Jesse would say, "The implications of my impregnations has caused contemplation across the nation!"