"i'm no catholic priest, but i want to suck on your little boy balls all through church"
"i hope your pro choice, because i wanna abort our impending children"
"those legs look strong enough for a one night stand"
"i want to knock you unconscious and fuck your sleeping and or deceased body"
HI HOW ARE YOU?
I'm a little nervous, I've never done this before, just came up and talked to a woman, I tend to be a little bit shy, but.. but would you be interested in being held down and forced to have sex with me?
or my all time favourite: Lady, I don't think either of us want you alive for the things I'm about to do to you
Lady, I don't think either of us want you alive for the things I'm about to do to you
Nice I might just use that
I got Tom to make a sig, bow down to me.
At 8/3/12 06:52 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: I have a gun.
You win.
Your bust-waist-hip ratio is a strong indicator of evolutionary aptitude, making you a strong candidate for the advancement of our gene pool.
Hey You.
I'm fat and lonely. Pity sex?
I got ass cheeks on my white tee.
I have a severe case of homosexuality, can you help me out?
At 8/3/12 07:09 PM, Ryanson wrote: Do you have any raisins? No? How about... a date?
If I was a chick I'd totally fall for this shit.
GET IN THE FUCKING CAR BEFORE I MURDER YOU, YOU CUNT.
Some furry asshole.
At 8/4/12 12:50 AM, CheapTrick wrote: Does this rag smell like chloroform?
Harr Harr Harr. That one could actually work ^^
At 8/4/12 08:53 AM, NonprominentArca wrote: I have the F, the C, and the K, all i need is U.
That outfit would look great in a crumpled heap on my bedroom floor tomorrow.
You're like a championship bass i don't know if i should mount you or eat you.
I may not be Fred Flinstone but i can sure make your bed rock.
You mean you have KFC?
"What I would and wouldn't do with your tight twink body is none of their business. But seriously, I would fucking destroy you." - Xenomit
I just slip them fifty bucks.
It's a lot easier than being clever.
I got a dick and a knife, and one of them is going inside you.
Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
You may be fast on the roads but it's no use on the track.
At 8/4/12 08:53 AM, NonprominentArca wrote: I may not be Fred Flinstone but i can sure make your bed rock.
I remember a song based on this one....
Yay, more jokes!
