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Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 13:58:07 Reply

Do you have a mirror in your pocket cause i can totally see me in your pants :3

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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 14:15:13 Reply

At 8/3/12 01:58 PM, Threadmau5 wrote: Do you have a mirror in your pocket cause i can totally see me in your pants :3

I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be gald to make an exception.


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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 14:19:48 Reply

Are you free tonight or do I have to pay...


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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 14:27:21 Reply

At 8/3/12 02:19 PM, koopahermit wrote: Are you free tonight or do I have to pay...

Oh nothing, I give free sex changes.


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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 14:27:32 Reply

At 8/3/12 02:19 PM, koopahermit wrote: Are you free tonight or do I have to pay...

thats great xD

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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 14:33:05 Reply

We should have sex sometime.Actually,let's do it right now.
Or
*Throw $40 on her* Your mouth on my dick.Now.
Or
So do I have to hit you first or you are ok just being tied up.


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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 14:33:24 Reply

My love for you is like diarrhea; I can't hold it in.


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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 14:34:50 Reply

is your name L'Oreal because you're worth it


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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 15:21:28 Reply

Wow! Nice shoes. Wanna Fuck?

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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 15:24:03 Reply

You be Burger King and I'll be McDonalds. You can have it your way and I'll be lovin' it.

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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 15:28:29 Reply

A bodybag or you don't scream, choose wisely.


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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 18:24:37 Reply

If I could rearrange the alphabet I'd put U and I together.

or the all time cheesy

Was your father a thief, cuz their's diamonds in your eyes.

I had a funnier one but I forgot it.


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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 18:28:15 Reply

if you don't have sex with me i will be very sad

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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 18:33:29 Reply

I know all the good places. I eat out a lot.


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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 18:36:41 Reply

At 8/3/12 02:15 PM, Confucianism wrote: I never forget a face, but in your case, I'll be gald to make an exception.

This is a good line for wanting to just fuck the person and not see them again after the night.


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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 18:38:15 Reply

ayo bitch hop up on my hang low and give me some of that good stank

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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 18:42:29 Reply

At 8/3/12 06:38 PM, Yert wrote: ayo bitch hop up on my hang low and give me some of that good stank

you make me wet yert

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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 18:44:13 Reply

If you have sex with me I promise I won't kill you.

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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 18:52:42 Reply

I have a gun.


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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 18:59:18 Reply

If you were my Homework I'd do you every night.


I like asshats :3

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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 19:09:59 Reply

Do you have any raisins? No? How about... a date?


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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 19:13:15 Reply

At 8/3/12 06:42 PM, psychopathy wrote:
At 8/3/12 06:38 PM, Yert wrote: ayo bitch hop up on my hang low and give me some of that good stank
you make me wet yert

youre damn right now bitch stop talking and start on this dick you feel me

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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 19:17:43 Reply

At 8/3/12 07:09 PM, Ryanson wrote: Do you have any raisins? No? How about... a date?

if you played that right, it could actually (mostly) work.


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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 19:24:11 Reply

my gas nozzle wants to fill your gas tank

is it me...or did it just get sexier in here ?

when ever i think about you i get a boner

you and me baby ?...we ain't nothing but mammals ......

and we can do it like they do it on the discovery channel

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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 22:06:06 Reply

At 8/3/12 01:58 PM, Threadmau5 wrote: Do you have a mirror in your pocket cause i can totally see me in your pants :3

Did you fart?

coz you blew me away... lol

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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-03 22:19:54 Reply

today`s word is "legs".

wanna go up stairs and spread the word?

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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-04 00:50:11 Reply

Does this rag smell like chloroform?


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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-04 05:22:37 Reply

At 8/3/12 06:24 PM, DarkMatter wrote: Was your father a thief, cuz their's diamonds in your eyes.

Was your father a terrorist,cause you are god damn (sex) bomb


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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-04 05:25:22 Reply

"hey whats in that bush?"


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Response to Epic pick up lines 2012-08-04 05:47:50 Reply

Roses are red,
Violets are blue
I've got a gun
Now get in the van.

"I didn't know angels flew this low!"


Well.

Shit.