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If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 07:29:16 Reply

If your child was a teenager and got pregnant or got someone else pregnant what would you do?

I was just thinking about it because at my school there has been a surge of teen pregnancies. Seriously out of a school of 1,000 children it seems like 30 of them are pregnant right now. Sometimes it seems like people don't even try to prevent the problem and think that pulling out works.

I don't really know what I would do if my child got in that situation. I would leave the choice up to them, but make it clear if they wanted an abortion I would not give a fuck. They would be allowed to graduate high school, but if they want to go to college they can do that on their own time. You graduate and get a job and then go on your way. Signed up for one kid and not generations of them in my house.


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 07:34:16 Reply

Id beat them up until the foetus died

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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 07:36:31 Reply

I don't know either.

You know, it's so strange, I mean, I think I would like to punish him or something, but, he already is you know :/

It's a strange situation.

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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 07:40:34 Reply

First thing I'd do would be to wonder how I (or anyone who visits Newgrounds) had a kid in the first place.


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 07:41:05 Reply

Why do you wonder about these things Cootie? None of us without children cannot know what we would do in that situation. Having a child changes you, there is a literal shift in your life, in your priorities, everything changes. So no I don't know what I would do because I am not a parent and I can only imagine that bond I'd feel for my child without knowing it for sure.


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 08:08:57 Reply

At 8/3/12 07:36 AM, Dr4w3r54 wrote: I don't know either.

You know, it's so strange, I mean, I think I would like to punish him or something, but, he already is you know :/

If your kid is pregnant
and your kid is a he
then I would be more amazed than shocked


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 08:14:56 Reply

At 8/3/12 07:36 AM, Dr4w3r54 wrote: I don't know either.

You know, it's so strange, I mean, I think I would like to punish him or something, but, he already is you know :/

It's a strange situation.

If I were you,I mean having a male pregnant kid,I would tell him to keep the boy and make me rich


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 08:42:26 Reply

let them have it? i mean, sure it's probably not the best idea, but it's nothing to get that mad about

i was born when my parents were barely 20

i'm certainly not in a position to judge young marriages/pregnancies

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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 08:43:44 Reply

At 8/3/12 07:34 AM, BumFodder wrote: Id beat them up until the foetus died

and use the foetus for stoemcell roesearch.


just roll with it nerd

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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 09:31:50 Reply

I would smash them with a cartoon sized sledgehammer!


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 09:39:50 Reply

Don't know, that's a farfetched question for a 20 year old to answer really.


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 10:07:09 Reply

I wouldn't really care. I would talk to her about it and about abortion. But if she was keen on keeping the baby, I'd let her. But she would have to take care of everything herself. If you're old enough to have a baby, you're old enough to take care of it yourself as well.


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 10:17:23 Reply

I'd be seriously pissed, I know that much. Hopefully, I can warn her ahead of time.

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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 10:48:25 Reply

At 8/3/12 07:29 AM, Cootie wrote: If your child was a teenager and got pregnant or got someone else pregnant what would you do?

Thankfully my daughter has passed her teen years now, she turned 23 last month, but even so if she got preggers when she was a teen I would have helped her and her partner in whatever way I could emotionally and financially (had it been necessary). Damn! I would enjoy every freaking minute of it. I can't wait to be a Grandfather. I'm hoping it will happen in the next couple of years.

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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 12:43:57 Reply

Beat the father and have him pay child support, then keep the money and only give 10% to my daughter.


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 12:51:09 Reply

Abort Mission!


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 13:07:43 Reply

I'm not sure. I'd like to think I'd discuss it with my child calmly and we'd come to a conclusion that both kids will be happy with but I'll probably be really pissed the whole time. You never really know what you'd do until it actually happens.

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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 13:15:34 Reply

I honestly have no idea.

I guess I'd tell her that she was free to have an abortion, but I wasn't going to pay for it, and she was free to keep the baby, but I was only going to help out with that a little bit.

Of course I'd let her stay home and finish highschool, but whatever money I gave to pay for the baby (if she kept it), I would take out of her college fund.


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 13:26:40 Reply

It's a southern tradition.

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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 13:26:45 Reply

At 8/3/12 10:17 AM, Narcissy wrote: "..."

I will say this word for word when she reaches that age.


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 14:45:46 Reply

I'd get the hook and get that thing outta there.


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 15:01:14 Reply

Thats why I never had sex until I was 14, kids these days huh?


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 15:06:20 Reply

abortion. seriously, you're life is gonna get fucked up if you have a kid in high school.


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 15:34:45 Reply

No that wouldn't happen. They'd be too afraid of me beating their ass to have unprotected sex. They'd be so educated about it they wouldn't want to do it at all just because I wouldn't shut up about it.


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 15:35:12 Reply

I would falcon-punch my child in the chest.

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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 15:37:34 Reply

At 8/3/12 03:01 PM, mandog wrote: Thats why I never had sex until I was 14, kids these days huh?

You had sex at 14? People would call that child abuse.


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 15:42:34 Reply

At 8/3/12 03:34 PM, Sensationalism wrote: No that wouldn't happen. They'd be too afraid of me beating their ass to have unprotected sex. They'd be so educated about it they wouldn't want to do it at all just because I wouldn't shut up about it.

Thats exactly what a parent is for.


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 15:52:49 Reply

I never really thought about this.

I would probably be very upset and would feel like a failed parent. I don't like the idea of abortion or adoption as I want to keep the baby in the family. So hopefully my mom would be open to caring for the child until my son or daughter would be ready to take care of it.


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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 15:54:55 Reply

At 8/3/12 07:29 AM, Cootie wrote: If your child was a teenager and got pregnant or got someone else pregnant what would you do?

Abort them both with a spade.

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Response to If your kid was pregnant 2012-08-03 16:02:13 Reply

i would give him money for a ticket so he can run to some other country


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