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Response to Mediocre super powers! Aug. 3rd, 2012 @ 10:08 AM Reply

The ability to cry out of my wang.
"My penis cries for your loss."

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Response to Mediocre super powers! Aug. 3rd, 2012 @ 10:34 AM Reply

The ability to turn into a painted fence only once, and never change back.

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Response to Mediocre super powers! Aug. 3rd, 2012 @ 10:48 AM Reply

smoke a pound in a single bound


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Response to Mediocre super powers! Aug. 3rd, 2012 @ 10:51 AM Reply

At 8/2/12 09:38 PM, Ganon-Dorf wrote: If you could have 1 mediocre super power what would it be and why?

The ability to turn lights on/off with just a thought.

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Response to Mediocre super powers! Aug. 3rd, 2012 @ 12:14 PM Reply

The power of making toast and manipulating chocolate.


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Response to Mediocre super powers! Aug. 3rd, 2012 @ 12:35 PM Reply

Were my powers way to not mediocre?


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Response to Mediocre super powers! Aug. 3rd, 2012 @ 12:36 PM Reply

The ability to attain perfect equilibrium in any position. Whilst completely still. Any movement at all negates the power.


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Response to Mediocre super powers! Aug. 3rd, 2012 @ 12:39 PM Reply

Journalism.


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Response to Mediocre super powers! Aug. 3rd, 2012 @ 12:46 PM Reply

The power to know the perfect smart arsed remark for any given situation.


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Response to Mediocre super powers! Aug. 3rd, 2012 @ 12:57 PM Reply

The ability of spawning random stuff, except money and women.

Or becoming your username.


Fun to play with, even better to eat.

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Response to Mediocre super powers! Aug. 3rd, 2012 @ 02:30 PM Reply

At 8/3/12 10:48 AM, Sevkat wrote: smoke a pound in a single bound

this


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Response to Mediocre super powers! Aug. 3rd, 2012 @ 07:21 PM Reply

At 8/3/12 02:30 PM, Gramiscus wrote:
At 8/3/12 10:48 AM, Sevkat wrote: smoke a pound in a single bound
this

Not only this, but a trailer park boys reference.


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Response to Mediocre super powers! Aug. 3rd, 2012 @ 07:25 PM Reply

the ability to post something original on this forum

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Response to Mediocre super powers! Aug. 3rd, 2012 @ 07:52 PM Reply

At 8/2/12 09:41 PM, Chdonga wrote: Super quip powers.

I second this.

I want to have the comeback powers of Winston Churchill.

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Response to Mediocre super powers! Aug. 3rd, 2012 @ 10:05 PM Reply

to splash people and erode metal over a period of time!

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Response to Mediocre super powers! Aug. 3rd, 2012 @ 11:43 PM Reply

Probably the ability to create a pen and/or pencil and paper out of thin air.
I won't be a super hero, but it'd be convenient.


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Response to Mediocre super powers! Aug. 4th, 2012 @ 12:15 AM Reply

The ability to turn wine into water.


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