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You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 07:29 PM Reply

For some reason, he looks really pissed off and he's glaring at you. You happen to realize that kicking him in the nuts will not work because he has taken cues from the films and fashioned himself a codpiece that is harder than steel.

You do not have a gun on you.

If you look away from him or insult him, he will proceed to walk up to you and beat the crap out of you. If you try to run, he will pick you up and break your back.

What do you do?


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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 07:30 PM Reply

I tell him that his movies suck, and everything about him is a false reality and the mere fact that he is infront of me and not in a tv screen disproves his exsistance.

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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 07:30 PM Reply

Kick him in the nuts


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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 07:34 PM Reply

I tell him that I'm Robin.

He runs away as far and fast as he can.


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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 07:37 PM Reply

I put him down for not having any actual super powers and being a rich little cunt.


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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 07:42 PM Reply

At 8/2/12 07:30 PM, mandog wrote: Kick him in the nuts

What if he plans for this and tries to kick you in the nuts first?


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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 07:43 PM Reply

At 8/2/12 07:42 PM, Demonbrunch wrote:
At 8/2/12 07:30 PM, mandog wrote: Kick him in the nuts
What if he plans for this and tries to kick you in the nuts first?

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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 07:54 PM Reply

I grab his cock.


This is my signature. It is a nice signature.

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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 08:09 PM Reply

At 8/2/12 07:42 PM, Demonbrunch wrote:
At 8/2/12 07:30 PM, mandog wrote: Kick him in the nuts
What if he plans for this and tries to kick you in the nuts first?

I wear a cup and a vagina at all times.


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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 08:20 PM Reply

I tell him that I will be the BANE of his existence.


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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 08:22 PM Reply

in b4 Colorado


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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 08:23 PM Reply

At 8/2/12 08:22 PM, Mfan wrote: in b4 Colorado

Well there goes my reply.


That was a great post. Right Zach?

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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 08:39 PM Reply

Accuse him of sodomy with his boy wonder, and threaten him as listing him as a sex offender.
And tell him that he will have to go door to door and tell everyone he is a pederast.


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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 08:40 PM Reply

I stab him with the sword you didn't say I wasn't carrying.


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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 08:53 PM Reply

I whip out my dick and give 'em a slap. KER-POW!


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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 08:57 PM Reply

glare right back


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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 08:57 PM Reply

I'd tell him, " Fuck Off. " & take the ass-whoopin'

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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 08:58 PM Reply

At 8/2/12 08:40 PM, Suprememessage wrote: I stab him with the sword you didn't say I wasn't carrying.

I also didn't say this was the Adam West Batman who carries an Anti-Sharp Object Spray in his Batbelt, now did I?

...

...okay, he doesn't actually carry that... to my awareness.


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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 09:00 PM Reply

At 8/2/12 07:54 PM, jjjkuk wrote: I grab his cock.

I was going to say grab his butt, but that's ok.


I like asshats :3

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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 09:01 PM Reply

At 8/2/12 07:29 PM, Demonbrunch wrote: For some reason, he looks really pissed off and he's glaring at you. You happen to realize that kicking him in the nuts will not work because he has taken cues from the films and fashioned himself a codpiece that is harder than steel.


What do you do?

I offer sexual services to him, of course.

Everyone knows he's gay.


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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 09:03 PM Reply

At 8/2/12 09:01 PM, Light wrote:
At 8/2/12 07:29 PM, Demonbrunch wrote: For some reason, he looks really pissed off and he's glaring at you. You happen to realize that kicking him in the nuts will not work because he has taken cues from the films and fashioned himself a codpiece that is harder than steel.


What do you do?
I offer sexual services to him, of course.

Everyone knows he's gay.

Also, this picture is taken from Wikipedia.

It shows just how gay he is.

You meet Batman.


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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 10:43 PM Reply

At 8/2/12 08:53 PM, ParadoxSaint wrote: I whip out my dick and give 'em a slap. KER-POW!

Oh wow, you are such a JOKER


Stretch those glutes, Flitter!
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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 10:51 PM Reply

I'd ask him how his parents are doing.


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Response to You meet Batman. Aug. 2nd, 2012 @ 10:54 PM Reply

Ask him for his autograph