To all girls on NG

[Makakaov]

Hey this is to all girls on ng so if you're a male don't read this!!!!!!!!!!

I know you like my abs after 1 month workout (no seriously 1 month everyday workin out) but u c i have to look more like a bitch right no. U kno i met this guy, his name is Rick, he's pretty handsome and I think i love him. Hey I'm still 100% straight, yo so you keep on sending me dose hot nudes (aw yeah), but It's just this thing in every man's life that he needs to suck some male dick so it's mine now you see. I'll just take it up the ass some times and suck it and it'll be over i promise you babes.

I'm posting this here because my PM box is full with your fan mails and nudes i hope you babes won't forget me in my straight absence.

Peace

[Yert]

your attempts at being funny are painful

[Ragnarokia]

How cute, his skinny little body is adorable.

[Makakaov]

At 7/29/12 08:09 PM, Yert wrote: your attempts at being funny are painful

You're just gay of my abs.

[zmatt007]

Im not sure if this is a guy that is mentally insane or a very horrible troll

[theguy313]

At 7/29/12 08:13 PM, zmatt007 wrote: Im not sure if this is a guy that is mentally insane or a very horrible troll

its most likely the second one

[Chocomilk]

Well. I think we should encourage his storytelling. It's very important for a young boy to use his imagination while he develops.

[raineko]

How I imagine OP.

CHECK DEESE ABS

[Razz]

Hello, my future girlfriend.

[Yert]

At 7/29/12 08:11 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 7/29/12 08:09 PM, Yert wrote: your attempts at being funny are painful

You're just gay of my abs.

abs are not attractive at all

[Ragnarokia]

At 7/29/12 08:22 PM, Yert wrote:

At 7/29/12 08:11 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 7/29/12 08:09 PM, Yert wrote: your attempts at being funny are painful

You're just gay of my abs.

abs are not attractive at all

Indeed, I actually find they turn me off.

[Yert]

At 7/29/12 08:23 PM, Protagonist wrote: So you guys like pudgy mud stomachs?

no. just because someone doesn't like muscular guys doesn't mean they immediately like fatasses, idiot

[Makakaov]

At 7/29/12 08:22 PM, Yert wrote:

At 7/29/12 08:11 PM, Makakaov wrote:

At 7/29/12 08:09 PM, Yert wrote: your attempts at being funny are painful

You're just gay of my abs.

abs are not attractive at all

well in other thread you said ur cravin for dick and dick is close to abs so YEAHHHHHHH u watch wat u state cuz dat's comin' back to you after yeras like hammer of juistice.

[Yert]

At 7/29/12 08:33 PM, Protagonist wrote: I was not saying so in an insulting manner either, I was just inquiring.

oh sorry i thought you were trying to be a dick or something lol

[Ragnarokia]

At 7/29/12 08:23 PM, Protagonist wrote:

At 7/29/12 08:22 PM, Ragnarokia wrote:

abs are not attractive at all

Indeed, I actually find they turn me off.

So you guys like pudgy mud stomachs?

I like flat chests whatever such terms would be for them, sort of slightly skinny but still average sort of thing.

I just find abs to be kind of bad, it's just like random added plates on the chest, I like to rub a chest that is free from such hindering things.

[tsukikomi]

pics or gtfo

[saqwert]

Oh Makakaov, how can you be so flippant, yet oh so desirable?

[JBK]

I like skinny guys with cute faces. Not a fan of muscles. Most commonly muscles and other such overly masculine features are enjoyed by the homosexuals.

[theguy313]

At 7/29/12 08:29 PM, Makakaov wrote:

well in other thread you said ur cravin for dick and dick is close to abs so YEAHHHHHHH u watch wat u state cuz dat's comin' back to you after yeras like hammer of juistice.

MUST contain MY power!

[T3XT]

Can't tell if trolling

Or doesn't know Rule 29

[Xenomit]

At 7/29/12 08:09 PM, Yert wrote: your attempts at being funny are painful

I laughed

[Yert]

At 7/29/12 09:52 PM, T3XT wrote: Can't tell if trolling

Or doesn't know Rule 29

lawl he trollan xD rools of the internat lol epic winn

Get out.

[Xenomit]

At 7/29/12 09:56 PM, Yert wrote:

At 7/29/12 09:52 PM, T3XT wrote: Can't tell if trolling

Or doesn't know Rule 29

lawl he trollan xD rools of the internat lol epic winn

Get out.

I laughed at his ignorancy

I don't even follow the rules of the internet, I only know, like, 3 of them

[Drake]

I thought you were better than this. It appears more has changed than I previously thought.

At 7/29/12 09:16 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: I like flat chests whatever such terms would be for them, sort of slightly skinny but still average sort of thing.

I just find abs to be kind of bad, it's just like random added plates on the chest, I like to rub a chest that is free from such hindering things.

You you know how to bring the right mental images to mind, Rag.

[Idocreating]

I think I just suffered an aneurysm.

[DoctorStrongbad]

There is no way to ban men from posting in a topic.

[Sensationalism]

Does he think all girls can read retard and then will translate this for everyone else? I have no idea wtf he was saying

[killerrob]

At 7/29/12 10:54 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Does he think all girls can read retard and then will translate this for everyone else? I have no idea wtf he was saying

OP you ain't crispy cuz you just BURNT

[YellowisCOOL]

Wut

[Tycrane]

Everyone knows that to talk to a girl online you must always use emoticons for them to like you. ;)