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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-29 23:11:23 Reply

At 7/29/12 08:00 PM, zmatt007 wrote:
Humans pretty much fucked the world in general. Wouldn't be surprised if mother nature said FUCK THIS SHIT and just wiped us off the face of the earth ;p

Very true.
It's sad the think that my generation has pretty much fucked up the world.


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-29 23:12:41 Reply

there is a theory called eugenics that pretty much says this, on the bright side, our species has gotten less violent over time

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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-29 23:22:35 Reply

At 7/29/12 11:18 PM, Otto wrote:
At 7/29/12 10:07 PM, Jakehinojo wrote:
At 7/29/12 10:05 PM, Otto wrote: Humans are still evolving. Western bone structure is significantly different to 100 years ago due to the introduction of typing.
Evolution isn't that fast.
I didn't mean to call it evolution, I meant adaptation, sorry.

Ok, that makes more sense.


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-29 23:30:52 Reply

At 7/29/12 11:07 PM, beardkiller wrote:
At 7/29/12 11:05 PM, k-maniac wrote:
Who ever said anything about any kind of dick sucking or MONAGONAHERPASYPHILAIDS?
THE UNCLE BENS SPOKESMAN and i know you have the ultimate std its written all over your face

But I lost my face in VIETFUCKINGNAM!


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-29 23:34:04 Reply

At 7/29/12 11:30 PM, k-maniac wrote:
But I lost my face in VIETFUCKINGNAM!

The Vietnam war, along with WWII, didn't really happen.


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-29 23:38:15 Reply

At 7/29/12 11:34 PM, Jakehinojo wrote:
At 7/29/12 11:30 PM, k-maniac wrote:
But I lost my face in VIETFUCKINGNAM!
The Vietnam war, along with WWII, didn't really happen.

so he got the ultimate std?


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-29 23:43:47 Reply

At 7/29/12 11:38 PM, beardkiller wrote:
At 7/29/12 11:34 PM, Jakehinojo wrote:
At 7/29/12 11:30 PM, k-maniac wrote:
But I lost my face in VIETFUCKINGNAM!
The Vietnam war, along with WWII, didn't really happen.
so he got the ultimate std?

Yes. And because I am a representation of your penis, you also have the ultimate STD!


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-29 23:54:09 Reply

At 7/29/12 11:43 PM, k-maniac wrote:
Yes. And because I am a representation of your penis, you also have the ultimate STD!

No


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-29 23:55:53 Reply

At 7/29/12 11:54 PM, Jakehinojo wrote:
At 7/29/12 11:43 PM, k-maniac wrote:
Yes. And because I am a representation of your penis, you also have the ultimate STD!
No

Yes.


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-29 23:56:39 Reply

At 7/29/12 08:06 PM, theguy313 wrote: well he already have a tail in our skeleton it might grow in the next thousand years

No because evolution got rid of the actual tail in the first place. We don't need a tail, so one won't develop.


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-29 23:58:25 Reply

At 7/29/12 11:55 PM, k-maniac wrote:
At 7/29/12 11:54 PM, Jakehinojo wrote:
At 7/29/12 11:43 PM, k-maniac wrote:
Yes. And because I am a representation of your penis, you also have the ultimate STD!
No
Yes.

wait im talking to jacks penis...which means....JACKINOJO HAS THE ULTIMATE STD!!!


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-29 23:59:37 Reply

At 7/29/12 11:58 PM, beardkiller wrote:
At 7/29/12 11:55 PM, k-maniac wrote:
At 7/29/12 11:54 PM, Jakehinojo wrote:
At 7/29/12 11:43 PM, k-maniac wrote:
Yes. And because I am a representation of your penis, you also have the ultimate STD!
No
Yes.
wait im talking to jacks penis...which means....JACKINOJO HAS THE ULTIMATE STD!!!

It's Jakehinojo, and no, I don't. But I do have the perfect drug.


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-30 00:00:17 Reply

At 7/29/12 11:58 PM, beardkiller wrote:
At 7/29/12 11:55 PM, k-maniac wrote:
At 7/29/12 11:54 PM, Jakehinojo wrote:
At 7/29/12 11:43 PM, k-maniac wrote:
Yes. And because I am a representation of your penis, you also have the ultimate STD!
No
Yes.
wait im talking to jacks penis...which means....JACKINOJO HAS THE ULTIMATE STD!!!

Which means...Um...Koalas?


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-30 00:07:27 Reply

no...aliens


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-30 00:12:16 Reply

At 7/30/12 12:07 AM, beardkiller wrote: no...aliens

Yes...pirates


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-30 00:18:15 Reply

At 7/30/12 12:12 AM, k-maniac wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:07 AM, beardkiller wrote: no...aliens
Yes...pirates

no...ninja pirate aliens who are in the mafia


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-30 00:20:23 Reply

At 7/30/12 12:18 AM, beardkiller wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:12 AM, k-maniac wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:07 AM, beardkiller wrote: no...aliens
Yes...pirates
no...ninja pirate aliens who are in the mafia

Don"t be ridiculous!


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-30 00:21:37 Reply

At 7/30/12 12:20 AM, k-maniac wrote:
Don"t be ridiculous!

IM NOT BEING RIDICULOUS IM BEING DOCTER WHO


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-30 00:21:45 Reply

Let's get back on topic please.


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-30 00:28:11 Reply

At 7/30/12 12:21 AM, Jakehinojo wrote: Let's get back on topic please.

So, how about that evolution.


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-30 00:31:16 Reply

At 7/30/12 12:28 AM, k-maniac wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:21 AM, Jakehinojo wrote: Let's get back on topic please.
So, how about that evolution.

Let's wait for some christans to show up and start complaining.


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-30 00:33:42 Reply

At 7/30/12 12:31 AM, Jakehinojo wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:28 AM, k-maniac wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:21 AM, Jakehinojo wrote: Let's get back on topic please.
So, how about that evolution.
Let's wait for some christans to show up and start complaining.

That might take awhile. What do we do in the meantime?


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-30 00:35:16 Reply

At 7/30/12 12:33 AM, k-maniac wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:31 AM, Jakehinojo wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:28 AM, k-maniac wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:21 AM, Jakehinojo wrote: Let's get back on topic please.
So, how about that evolution.
Let's wait for some christans to show up and start complaining.
That might take awhile. What do we do in the meantime?

I'm going to bed. Find someone to keep the thread alive while I am gone.


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-30 00:38:41 Reply

At 7/30/12 12:35 AM, Jakehinojo wrote: I'm going to bed. Find someone to keep the thread alive while I am gone.

I can do that, in the mean time, what kind of mutation (evolution wise) do you look forward too? Maybe in the next million years we'll be telekinetic or some shit.


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-30 00:46:05 Reply

At 7/30/12 12:38 AM, Kanon wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:35 AM, Jakehinojo wrote: I'm going to bed. Find someone to keep the thread alive while I am gone.
I can do that, in the mean time, what kind of mutation (evolution wise) do you look forward too? Maybe in the next million years we'll be telekinetic or some shit.

Let's grow wings and fly. No more need for cars, and no more global warming.


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-30 00:53:20 Reply

At 7/30/12 12:46 AM, Jakehinojo wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:38 AM, Kanon wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:35 AM, Jakehinojo wrote: I'm going to bed. Find someone to keep the thread alive while I am gone.
I can do that, in the mean time, what kind of mutation (evolution wise) do you look forward too? Maybe in the next million years we'll be telekinetic or some shit.
Let's grow wings and fly. No more need for cars, and no more global warming.

Then find some way to shittily put laws on us for flying too fast, nah, What if we have the ability of instant transportation?


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-30 07:20:16 Reply

At 7/30/12 12:53 AM, Kanon wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:46 AM, Jakehinojo wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:38 AM, Kanon wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:35 AM, Jakehinojo wrote: I'm going to bed. Find someone to keep the thread alive while I am gone.
I can do that, in the mean time, what kind of mutation (evolution wise) do you look forward too? Maybe in the next million years we'll be telekinetic or some shit.
Let's grow wings and fly. No more need for cars, and no more global warming.
Then find some way to shittily put laws on us for flying too fast, nah, What if we have the ability of instant transportation?

That would be fucking amazing! I wouldn't have to waste gas when I go to the brothel or the nursing home, I could just be there!


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-30 07:23:57 Reply

Does the decrease of blonde hair count as evolution?

also some things will change I think, like what Ragnarokia said about the sense of smell in humans

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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-30 07:36:34 Reply

At 7/30/12 07:20 AM, k-maniac wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:53 AM, Kanon wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:46 AM, Jakehinojo wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:38 AM, Kanon wrote:
At 7/30/12 12:35 AM, Jakehinojo wrote: I'm going to bed. Find someone to keep the thread alive while I am gone.
I can do that, in the mean time, what kind of mutation (evolution wise) do you look forward too? Maybe in the next million years we'll be telekinetic or some shit.
Let's grow wings and fly. No more need for cars, and no more global warming.
Then find some way to shittily put laws on us for flying too fast, nah, What if we have the ability of instant transportation?
That would be fucking amazing! I wouldn't have to waste gas when I go to the brothel or the nursing home, I could just be there!

Don't have enough money for the vending machines because you left your wallet at home, fuck that shit teleport home and eat lunch before the boss gets back.


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Response to Human Won't Evolve 2012-07-30 08:19:23 Reply

At 7/30/12 07:23 AM, Halberd wrote: Does the decrease of blonde hair count as evolution?

also some things will change I think, like what Ragnarokia said about the sense of smell in humans

Yes. There are so many misconceptions in this thread about what evolution actually is. It's a little painful to read, and it is no wonder so many people attack it as they clearly don't have a proper understanding.

On a fundamental level evolution is the change in frequency of alleles within a population. That means that if you have blue eyes (coded by a blue eye allele) and your neighbour has brown eyes, and you shoot your neighbour, then evolution has occurred as a greater percentage of your population now have blue eyes.

This is not to be confused with survival of the fittest, which a means by which beneficial genes can reach 'fixation' (a state where they are present in an entire population). Most alleles do not reach fixation and simply become more or less common, as most genetic variation has no significant impact on survival. Blonde hair is an excellent example.

So evolution is occurring constantly with every birth and death in our population (as well as any mutations that may occur). The frequency of genes is constantly altering, and should it prove to be beneficial to survival will become more common until it reaches fixation.


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