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Thaaaat's right ladies and gentlemen, today marks the anniversary of the coming into this world of everybody's favorite and most well renowned connoisseur of all things bondage, InsertFunnyUserName! Our lovely mistress turns 18 on this fine day, meaning she is now legal in all 50 United States!
She'll let us know when the porno comes out.
What might we be doing to celebrate on this splendiferous day, you ask? Don't ask me you fucking dingbat, it's up to her how we're to congratulate her on her exit from the realm of jailbait. After all, we're nothing but tiny little slaves to her.
Which I'm more than totally completely ok with.
Here is where I'd normally put some of the things that I'd do to you sexually, but then I remembered 13 year olds read this site and most of what I'd write here anyway is illegal in most countries. But that's what makes it fun, right?
So buckle down, throw on a collar, dust off your chains, and practice your whip cracking, 'cause it's sure as hell gonna be an ass-slappin', dick-bangin', titty-grabbin', pussy-fillin' day of debauchery. Happy fucking birthday you sexy masochist.
I have seen him I think
Therefore...Happy Birthday mrGoatSailor
What?You said insert funny username?
Bitte meine beliebte Nazi mods, keine bannerino, weil ich auch ein Nazi Scwein bin! Danke schön
IFUN, ayeeeeeeee! 'ow u doiiinnn? I forgot he existed and such
Happy birthday stupid-ass white muthafucka
At 7/29/12 04:43 PM, Viper50 wrote: Happy Birthday person who I don't know ._.
Tox isn't allowed to come or I'm not going-Suprememessage
At 7/29/12 09:46 PM, InsertFunnyUserName wrote:At 7/29/12 08:58 PM, Ryanson wrote: I love you IFUN, happy birthday and also will you marry me.Yeah sure I'm free on Tuesday.
Shit, Tuesday's not good. Unless you wanna do it like around midnight?
Happy birthday dude.
Have a good one.
The sig that I'm wearin? Awesomely made by Skaren!
Also, I like annoying Americans by calling English football "real football" and American football "rugby".-Lost-Chances
Happy Birthday InsertFunnyUserName!
18 is a an awesome age, I really hope you enjoy it to it's fullest!
I respond to every message!