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Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 05:49 PM Reply

Long story short, my whore sister torrents day in and day out on her laptop. This would be ok if I could have the internet to myself for even a little bit, since I am an avid Steam Gamer, and having a ping of 320 doesn't let me enjoy any online play for my paid for games. All she does is pirate entire Manga and Anime series, then uploads them to video sharing sites like Youtube.
Now this would be all fine and dandy, but whenever I ask her if I can have the webs to myself for an hour or so, she replies in a twat-like manner to " Go away. No. " And since she's a power freak who removed all the parts out of my tower just because I put a password on my computer, I think it'd be well worth the time to block her from the webs.

Tiny back story: She won't let anyone on her laptop, so she has a password on hers, and since I didn't want her to play Runescape on my rig, I tossed a password up too, merely because she's got a superiority complex and I felt the medicine would do her well.

Back to the inquiry. How should I go about locking her out of the network? I've attempted to Google for a solution, but everyone's hell-bent on why their laptops are disconnecting, instead of how to keep people off.
I'm not sure if I want to put a password on the modem, since the mother and father figures have a wireless node setup by their computer for their college classes. I do all the tech monkeying at my house, so I can always just allow them on too, but I'd like some ideas as to what I ought to do.

We're spit balling here folks. I'll rape her/grab her cock if we can't come up with a way to disable her illegal activities at will. Many thanks, Fierst.


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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 05:54 PM Reply

At 7/26/12 05:49 PM, 111122223138 wrote: We're spit balling here folks. I'll rape her/grab her cock if we can't come up with a way to disable her illegal activities at will. Many thanks, Fierst.

Call the copyright police dudes on her. Let them know about all the illegal downloading she is doing and watch them rape her.


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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 05:55 PM Reply

Get unlimited bandwidth. It comes with most broadband or fiber optic packages.


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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 05:57 PM Reply

At 7/26/12 05:49 PM, 111122223138 wrote: All she does is pirate entire Manga and Anime series.

Yo sis is kewl mang.

I'll rape her/grab her cock.

Please do and upload videos and photos.


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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 06:47 PM Reply

If my sister even touched my computer without my permission I'd tear her computer in half. As should you, you pussy. Go into the router settings and make it so there's only specified mac addresses allowed.


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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 06:52 PM Reply

At 7/26/12 05:57 PM, Weeaboo wrote:
At 7/26/12 05:49 PM, 111122223138 wrote: All she does is pirate entire Manga and Anime series.
Yo sis is kewl mang.

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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 07:00 PM Reply

If you have a wireless network then you can block specific mac addresses (specific computers) for set amounts of time (or permanently). At least, our linksys network can do that.

You just need access to your wireless network, which requires a password, (may still be a default password). Just look in the manuals for your wireless router.


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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 07:07 PM Reply

At 7/26/12 06:47 PM, Dogmeat wrote: If my sister even touched my computer without my permission I'd tear her computer in half. As should you, you pussy. Go into the router settings and make it so there's only specified mac addresses allowed.

Isnt she using her laptop, anyways?


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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 07:13 PM Reply

At 7/26/12 07:07 PM, Weeaboo wrote:
At 7/26/12 06:47 PM, Dogmeat wrote: If my sister even touched my computer without my permission I'd tear her computer in half. As should you, you pussy. Go into the router settings and make it so there's only specified mac addresses allowed.
Isnt she using her laptop, anyways?

OP said his sister took parts out of his computer. I'd probably get very vindictive if that happened to me and it wasn't a joke.


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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 07:15 PM Reply

Just remove her wireless card or put a hammer to that laptop.

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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 07:16 PM Reply

At 7/26/12 07:13 PM, Dogmeat wrote:
OP said his sister took parts out of his computer. I'd probably get very vindictive if that happened to me and it wasn't a joke.

Oh, I misread that then.
Now rape is a good option.

Well, it was a good option all along.

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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 07:18 PM Reply

Makes me think of KemCab.


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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 08:05 PM Reply

Limit her bandwidth, so she doesn't hog all the internet.
Or block torrent sites and youtube from your router.


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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 08:23 PM Reply

At 7/26/12 08:05 PM, Boomstick wrote: Limit her bandwidth, so she doesn't hog all the internet.
Or block torrent sites and youtube from your router.

wouldnt know how to limit bandwith to a specific mac adres, but if thats possible it would be the best solution, she would probably not even notice since her internet is not down. She may complain, but OP can say his internet is slow as well.

I agree with the earlier answers, block macs in linksys from your computer. done in a sec, also back up in a sec

btw she ripped shit out of your computer??? why? and wtf?


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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 08:29 PM Reply

At 7/26/12 08:05 PM, Boomstick wrote: Limit her bandwidth, so she doesn't hog all the internet.
Or block torrent sites and youtube from your router.

This, just block all the torrent sites you know, or google them.
Then search for "how to block sites with the hosts file" if your sister's running Windows.


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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 08:46 PM Reply

At 7/26/12 05:49 PM, 111122223138 wrote: Long story short, my whore sister torrents day in and day out on her laptop.

Tell me the brand and model of the router you guys are using and I'll show you step by step how to block her MAC address whenever you want...

I do this all the time when my parents come home and my father gets himself on Facebook :3

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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 08:49 PM Reply

1. Install Kapersky internet security or some shit to her laptop.
2. Put a strict parental blocker on it.
3. The majority of torrenting sites will probably be blocked for malicious activity or some such reason.
4. lol

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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 08:58 PM Reply

I know there's a way to do it, as I accidently fucked up all search engines on my computer, but there is a way you can completely cut off access to sites of certain relations IE: Chat sites, social networking sites, search engines etc. That when blocked appear as an error, telling you, you can't connect to such site, suggested action is to retype and that other kind of things. But it could serve you well if you know what I did and can turn around and do it too, the only problem though is you may not block all of them.

Or if you want to be an annoying prick right back, apply safesearch and adult guard, or boost security to level 9 for all the things she goes onto, while clearing access for the things you want on.

However if it's yours, you have no need to ask, smack her with your ring hand and take that shit back.


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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 09:00 PM Reply

depending on your router brand, the router itself should show you which devices are connected... and you can set up an access list.

Doesn't matter if the connection is wired or wireless... once you set up an access list...she isnt getting on.


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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 09:01 PM Reply

Remove the heat pipe system in her laptop. Bricks being shat is insured.


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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 09:30 PM Reply

Add restrictions for the amount of MB/s on her MAC adress (her computer) if you can modyfi any options on the router.

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Response to Blocking a laptop from internet? Jul. 26th, 2012 @ 09:52 PM Reply

Oh god, I hate how my sister's always on the computer on facebook. I only have one computer in my house, i'm saving for my own. Anyway, she always downloads torrents, gets a virus, and then everybody expects me to fix it. God damnit. Anyway man, put that bitch in her place.


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