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Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 01:37 AM Reply

This is the greatest fanfic ever made and I suggest you all read it:

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC_HIGH_SCHOOL

"SONIC HIGH SCHOOL features Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Rouge, Espio and more in crazy high school drama, passionate romances, and crazy cliff-hanger endings. It is known as the most addictive story online, and it is the ultimate Sonic story about high school."


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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 01:40 AM Reply

Just the title is gross.

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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 01:43 AM Reply

You're not serious? Are you?


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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 01:44 AM Reply

Are you Chris Chandler?


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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 01:45 AM Reply

At 7/25/12 01:43 AM, Boomstick wrote: You're not serious? Are you?

What's not to be serious about?


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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 02:04 AM Reply

Has anyone even read any of it yet?


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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 02:07 AM Reply

At 7/25/12 02:04 AM, XenonMonkey wrote: Has anyone even read any of it yet?

I started to but, in an excruciatingly painful process, my eyes grew mouths and vomited.

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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 02:10 AM Reply

At 7/25/12 02:07 AM, Protagonist wrote: You think this is funny? You've obviously never read the infamously bad harry potter fanfiction, My Immortal.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/6200297/1/My_Immortal ( PS, it's 44 chapters long. Try to get through it I dare you. )

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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 02:14 AM Reply

The title of that thing alone just committed genocide on my brain cells.

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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 02:28 AM Reply

At 7/25/12 02:14 AM, SirFinland wrote: The title of that thing alone just committed genocide on my brain cells.

No, "started an extinction-scale event of the cells that make me work" is more like it...


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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 02:33 AM Reply

At 7/25/12 01:40 AM, DirtyMeatball wrote: Just the title is gross.
At 7/25/12 02:14 AM, SirFinland wrote: The title of that thing alone just committed genocide on my brain cells.
At 7/25/12 02:06 AM, Criminal-23 wrote: Bitch please, remove that site at once.

Nobody reads the story, but posts anyway.

Oh Newgrounds.

Sonic High School


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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 03:21 AM Reply

At 7/25/12 02:33 AM, XenonMonkey wrote:

Nobody reads the story, but posts anyway.

Oh Newgrounds.

I read the first chapter.
Absolutely appalling. The guy cant even spell or use basic grammar correctly.
The actual storyline sucked too

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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 03:28 AM Reply

At 7/25/12 02:33 AM, XenonMonkey wrote:

Nobody reads the story, but posts anyway.

Oh Newgrounds.

Well I said that I started it but didn't get far in. I just didn't say it like that.

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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 03:34 AM Reply

At 7/25/12 02:33 AM, XenonMonkey wrote: Nobody reads the story, but posts anyway.

Oh Newgrounds.

But come on now,seriously?Sonic fan fic and you expect us to read it.People here get angry even when sonic is mentioned...


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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 03:35 AM Reply

I've bookmarked it.

*cue to a warehouse full of millions of boxes that all obtain Halberd's untouched bookmarks in them*


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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 03:41 AM Reply

At 7/25/12 03:21 AM, Lionelion wrote: I read the first chapter.
Absolutely appalling. The guy cant even spell or use basic grammar correctly.
The actual storyline sucked too
At 7/25/12 03:34 AM, tonypar16 wrote: But come on now,seriously?Sonic fan fic and you expect us to read it.People here get angry even when sonic is mentioned...

Everyone takes it seriously.

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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 03:50 AM Reply

At 7/25/12 03:41 AM, XenonMonkey wrote:
Everyone takes it seriously.

I dont, that was the whole point

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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 03:51 AM Reply

Then Espio used his tail to flip her over (he can do this) and put his penis into her butt. He moved his penis in circles in her butthole like he was building a golf course and digging out the back

holy fuck


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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 04:00 AM Reply

"Espio revealed his penis to Rouge, who looked at it. Rouge said "Cool" and took out her vagina. Espio's penis was really big from looking at Rouge like when he is in church and its so boring but you just get a boner anyway. Rouge's vagina looked like a surprised ghost. Espio's penis approached Rouge like a plane flying down at the airport but instead of being full of business men it was full of Espio's Creamy Italian salad dressing."

BAHAHAHAHA.

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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 05:15 AM Reply

"Here it comes!" cried Espio, ramming his mauve avenger into Rouge's vagina spot. Rouge screamed sex noises and Espio messed around with her boobs and face like she was the X-Men arcade game. Espio slapped his big awesome penis from side to side in her vagina like a hotdog windshield wiper and Rouge was ripping grass from the lawn.

I can't fucking believe it. I read 6 chapters of that story.
Somebody fucking shoot me now, i deserve this.


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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 05:16 AM Reply

i've just read some lines of this fan fiction... kill me!


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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 05:20 AM Reply

your avatar is what i imagine you doing when you are reading this


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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 05:56 AM Reply

I think Sonic may need to sort out his problems with his balls and penis, with all that sex he's having.


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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 10:08 AM Reply

No, just no.
This ruins the name franchise for me...
And Im a Sonic fan...
Sanic is funnier than this :(


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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 10:13 AM Reply

I stopped reading at "I'm late for school."

How the fuck can he be late if he can run faster than a F/A-18 Hornet?

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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 10:16 AM Reply

At 7/25/12 01:37 AM, XenonMonkey wrote: This is the greatest fanfic ever made and I suggest you all read it:

fanfiction is almost always awful

and i'm pretty sure fanfiction of a not-so-interesting show/character will be even worse.

http://www.fanfiction.net/s/8085414/1/SONIC_HIGH_SCHOOL

"SONIC HIGH SCHOOL features Sonic, Tails, Knuckles, Amy, Rouge, Espio and more in crazy high school drama, passionate romances, and crazy cliff-hanger endings.

this sounds unnatural

It is known as the most addictive story online,

sure, right

and it is the ultimate Sonic story about high school."

sounds like a bastardized version of degrassi

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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 11:02 AM Reply

At 7/25/12 10:13 AM, Fluttershy wrote: I stopped reading at "I'm late for school."
How the fuck can he be late if he can run faster than a F/A-18 Hornet?

He must have missed the bus.


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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 11:04 AM Reply

All Sonic fan fiction is pure shit.

Any fan fiction is pure shit.


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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 11:17 AM Reply

OH LORD thank you so much for sharing this.
I literally haven't laughed this hard at anything in a while.

"What is wrong Sonic," asked Sonic's Mom.

"Nothing said Sonic," said Sonic.

Whoever wrote this is a genius.

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Response to Sonic High School Jul. 25th, 2012 @ 11:22 AM Reply

Jesus Christ, I haven't laughed till I cried on NG since like 08

"Sonic woke up and looked at the clock. "7:00," it said, and Sonic screamed.

"I am late for school! I have to get to school now!" said Sonic, jumping out of bed. Sonic put his clothes on really fast and ran out of his room because he is fast"

Oh god the writing is amazing.


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