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Response to I fucking hate babies 2012-07-24 12:51:52 Reply

At 7/24/12 12:20 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: We are the only species on the planet that finds the babies of other animals to be more appealing than our own.

We are the only species that betray nature.


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Response to I fucking hate babies 2012-07-24 13:10:25 Reply

At 7/24/12 12:20 PM, Ragnarokia wrote: We are the only species on the planet that finds the babies of other animals to be more appealing than our own.

I dunno about that. Kokoa the Gorilla was pretty fond of kittens.


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Response to I fucking hate babies 2012-07-24 13:45:30 Reply

I read the title as "I Fucking Hate Boobies" and proceeded to read the entirety of this thread replacing 'Babies' with 'Boobies', resulting in some entertaining reading.

I have nothing against them, myself - babies are just something that the human race needs, at this point, so you just learn to deal with them.


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Response to I fucking hate babies 2012-07-24 13:51:35 Reply

You didn't mention how they never shut the fuck up. Some then also feel the need to cry even louder while they cry. Sometimes they cry so badly it sounds like someone is trying to kill them. Why start such a scene because you fell on your ass?

Stupid babies.


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Response to I fucking hate babies 2012-07-24 15:30:07 Reply

Babies are fine if they are taught right, like any other human being.

I can't hate a baby because it doesn't know what the fuck it's doing. Plus, they really are quite adorable. Angelic at times.

I can be pissed at the people raising him/her though. Quite easily.

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Response to I fucking hate babies 2012-07-24 15:31:30 Reply

At 7/24/12 07:24 AM, JBKalso wrote: I've honestly never liked babies. They gross me out. I can't stand to be around them until they at least learn to go to the bathroom themselves and wipe their own ass.

I pretty much agree. People talk about how cute babies are but I think they look like shit. I'm not a huge fan of being around them until they are older. Although I did always like the way they grab onto your finger really tight. I always thought that was cute and felt good.

I remember when I finally got a brother/playmate and I was so excited. But the boring thing couldn't even be played with when he came home until a way too long time after! By the time I got a sister I decided I'd make her play with me. I carried her around with me and freaked my mom out cuz it'd look like I was about to drop her. Hahaha.


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Response to I fucking hate babies 2012-07-24 15:31:44 Reply

At 7/24/12 01:45 PM, Gario wrote: I read the title as "I Fucking Hate Boobies" and proceeded to read the entirety of this thread replacing 'Babies' with 'Boobies', resulting in some entertaining reading.

That just doesn't make any sense.

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Response to I fucking hate babies 2012-07-24 15:34:56 Reply

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Response to I fucking hate babies 2012-07-25 02:54:09 Reply

I hate when babies cry in restaurants, airplanes, or the movie theater and the parents do nothing. Take care of your damn kids parents.


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Response to I fucking hate babies 2012-07-25 03:16:23 Reply

Fuck, people should REALLY have protected sex.


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Response to I fucking hate babies 2012-07-25 03:33:37 Reply

I love the innocence and honesty of most children. A baby can't be blamed for it's actions, however a full grown adult takes full grown responsibility for all their actions


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Response to I fucking hate babies 2012-07-25 07:19:59 Reply

At 7/24/12 07:41 AM, Narcissy wrote:
At 7/24/12 07:36 AM, GhostOfHalloween wrote: narcissy do you have a problem with ghetto folks like myself
If you choose to live off the government, yes.

Narcissy, you have a problem with Socialism, and Big Gub'rment.

Socialism is the birthing mechanism for large governments.

Good..... Good.


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Response to I fucking hate babies 2012-07-25 08:03:40 Reply

There is something you can do about it. Yell at every fucking teenager you come across on the streets for making all these failed abortions they're having. That's what I always do.


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