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I'm a free mason 2012-07-23 20:50:06 Reply

When I was 16, I wandered into a Freemason lodge about 4 miles out of town, and I had a choice:

Become the official Freemason sex slave, or join them

I deeply regret my decision


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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-23 20:51:53 Reply

At 7/23/12 08:50 PM, Xenomit wrote: When I was 16, I wandered into a Freemason lodge about 4 miles out of town, and I had a choice:

Become the official Freemason sex slave, or join them

I deeply regret my decision

That's great horsefucker, now stop shitposting.

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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-23 20:52:30 Reply

I think you have freemason lodge confused with something else.


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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-23 20:54:25 Reply

Come mine out some marble for me.


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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-23 20:54:55 Reply

At 7/23/12 08:52 PM, DarkMatter wrote: I think you have freemason lodge confused with something else.

I wish I got a picture of it, but about a mile out of town, there's a little roadsign that directs you to a free mason lodge


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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-23 20:55:59 Reply

Dude! I need some masonry done and you're right in my price range!!


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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-23 20:58:00 Reply

At 7/23/12 08:55 PM, BizzarroPMP wrote: Dude! I need some masonry done and you're right in my price range!!

Stop humoring him. It's a shitty, unfunny thread.

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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-23 20:58:47 Reply

My dad joined them cause he wanted the ring. And then he never participated in anything involving them again.

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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-23 20:58:49 Reply

Fuck the Free Masons. I'm with the Illuminati.


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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-23 21:00:47 Reply

damn. you make MY posts look good.


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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-23 21:02:14 Reply

At 7/23/12 09:00 PM, MiloBased wrote: damn. you make MY posts look good.

Milo if you become a sex obsessed furry you can take back the lead!


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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-23 21:02:33 Reply

What, no one will have sex will a fellow member? Aww, too bad.


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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-23 21:04:10 Reply

At 7/23/12 09:00 PM, MiloBased wrote: damn. you make MY posts look good.

Masking the problem isn't fixing it


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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-23 21:06:40 Reply

At 7/23/12 08:51 PM, Exile wrote:
At 7/23/12 08:50 PM, Xenomit wrote: When I was 16, I wandered into a Freemason lodge about 4 miles out of town, and I had a choice:

Become the official Freemason sex slave, or join them

I deeply regret my decision
That's great horsefucker, now stop shitposting.

Agreed


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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-23 21:17:49 Reply

At 7/23/12 08:58 PM, Jackdabomb wrote: Fuck the Free Masons. I'm with the Illuminati.

Whatever you say, Tuco.


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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-24 01:52:37 Reply

stop making threads


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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-24 01:57:18 Reply

Xeno please get shot.

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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-24 01:57:49 Reply

At 7/24/12 01:52 AM, Raab wrote: stop making threads

You know what? Fine, I'll stop making threads. If you watch the entire first season of mlp, and write a 3000 word report on why it's a good show, I swear on everything, I will stop making threads


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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-24 02:11:37 Reply

At 7/24/12 01:57 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 7/24/12 01:52 AM, Raab wrote: stop making threads
You know what? Fine, I'll stop making threads. If you watch the entire first season of mlp, and write a 3000 word report on why it's a good show, I swear on everything, I will stop making threads

Can we fake it?


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Response to I'm a free mason 2012-07-24 02:14:22 Reply

At 7/24/12 02:11 AM, Boomstick wrote:
At 7/24/12 01:57 AM, Xenomit wrote:
At 7/24/12 01:52 AM, Raab wrote: stop making threads
You know what? Fine, I'll stop making threads. If you watch the entire first season of mlp, and write a 3000 word report on why it's a good show, I swear on everything, I will stop making threads
Can we fake it?

No, you have to have references to specific episodes, and you have to put your whole heart into it


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