Would you laugh?

[DevinArcane]

Would you laugh if you threw a bday party for your kid and none of his "friends" showed up?

I honestly think I would. That's kind of hilarious.

[Painbringer]

I'd shove the cake knife up through his chest for being such a miserable failure of a son.

Nah, I probably wouldn't care.

[Jakehinojo]

Why wouldn't they show up?

[T3XT]

At 7/23/12 07:44 PM, Jakehinojo wrote: Why wouldn't they show up?

I once had a birthday 'party' where only one person showed up.

Then again, only four people were invited.....

[Wavepad]

At 7/23/12 07:37 PM, DevinArcane wrote: Would you laugh if you threw a bday party for your kid and none of his "friends" showed up?

I would feel bad for him/her.

[YenMuffin]

At 7/23/12 07:44 PM, Jakehinojo wrote: Why wouldn't they show up?

He doesn't have any. I don't know I might laugh if something happened to make it comical.

[MiloBased]

That happened to me once. But then again I only invited one person. But then again I figured out I only had one actual friend.

so yeah Id laugh at him.

[DevinArcane]

At 7/23/12 07:44 PM, Jakehinojo wrote: Why wouldn't they show up?

I think this intrinsic question is partially why it'd be funny.

[KillerSkull]

That's horrible. I would comfort my son because I'm not a monster like you.

[Yert]

hell no what the fuck

[Ragnarokia]

I'd tell my child that we had a change of plan and take him / her somewhere else for the day to have some fun.

[DarkMatter]

At 7/23/12 07:37 PM, DevinArcane wrote: Would you laugh if you threw a bday party for your kid and none of his "friends" showed up?

I honestly think I would. That's kind of hilarious.

if it was a boy and his 18th, I'd take him to a stripclub so he could shove that in his dumbass friends faces.

if it was a girl, idk what do they do to make their friends jealous go shoe shopping? yeah, I'd do that.

I'd be the best dad evar.

[JimmyTheCaterpillar]

Obviously, I'd feel bad. What kind of question is that?

[Jackdabomb]

Nah, but I wouldn't throw a party for my kid anyways, he can throw his own damn party.

[Chdonga]

Like father like son.

[Eddmario]

I wouldn't throw the kid a birthday party, unless it was just family. Me and my brother never had one, at least that I can remember, that wasn't just family, so we usually just went out for dinner somewhere that whoever's b-day it was had picked

Except my last birthday. My parents just came to visit, we went downtown and looked at a few of the local shops, had pizza at one of the local places, I got my present, and they went back home.

[Lionelion]

Definitely not, thats just sad man

[123mine123]

I wouldnt.
I would really feel bad for the kid.
Also i threw the party and it would be a waste of money... xD

[Gagsy]

I don't think you understand how parenting works.

[Sensationalism]

That would suck. I'd make up a story about the invitations getting messed up or something.

[Boomstick]

I'd send him to school the next day with some strippers or something.
Just to boost his self esteem.

[HipnikDragomir]

No. I would feel very sorry for my child and try to make it up for him/her.

[Gagsy]

At 7/24/12 02:01 AM, Boomstick wrote: I'd send him to school the next day with some strippers or something.
Just to boost his self esteem.

I have to admit, how cool with that be? Just watching some 8 year old boy stroll into class with his arms around a couple of hookers. Add a pimp hat and you might be the best dad ever.

[JimmyTheCaterpillar]

At 7/24/12 02:17 AM, Gagsy wrote:

I have to admit, how cool with that be? Just watching some 8 year old boy stroll into class with his arms around a couple of hookers. Add a pimp hat and you might be the best dad ever.

Don't forget the solid gold pimp stick.

[Trambamboline]

Wow... You are a bad person. Like, legitimately evil.