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pot head jokes 2012-07-23 16:11:42 Reply

throw down some good pot head jokes.
il start it off
what do you call it when roach ash burns your shirt?
a pot hole.
hahaha

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Response to pot head jokes 2012-07-23 16:12:23 Reply

At 7/23/12 04:11 PM, maxxster wrote: throw down some good pot head jokes.
il start it off
what do you call it when roach ash burns your shirt?
a pot hole.
hahaha

Kill yourself.

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Response to pot head jokes 2012-07-23 16:12:29 Reply

wow


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Response to pot head jokes 2012-07-23 16:32:43 Reply

Thats so motherfucking funny that I forgot to laugh..


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Response to pot head jokes 2012-07-23 16:41:48 Reply

What did the successful pothead say to his boss at the important business meeting?

Nothing -- there's no such thing as a successful pothead.


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Response to pot head jokes 2012-07-23 16:47:44 Reply

Whats white and blue all over?

A pothead who just OD'd.

What is a pothead's number one fear?

A job.

What do you call a pothead out of school?

A dropout.

What do you get when you cross potheads and weed legalization?

"Fuck this it ain't cool anymore. Still got that canned air?"

That was a great post. Right Zach?

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Response to pot head jokes 2012-07-23 17:46:11 Reply

At 7/23/12 04:47 PM, EtchASketchClock wrote: Whats white and blue all over?
A pothead who just OD'd.
What do you get when you cross potheads and weed legalization?
"Fuck this it ain't cool anymore. Still got that canned air?"

ok, the other 2 were funny, but i gotta clear up something. for one, pot heads cant over dose. THC is completely non-lethal. and also, only some pot heads are into the drug scene. canned air, really? im not one of those stupid teenagers who huffs air duster. that shit can kill you. and we dont really smoke weed because it is "cool" as you think. it is more of a good feeling. i do it because it makes me feel good.
but what can i say, they are just jokes. well done good sir

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Response to pot head jokes 2012-07-23 17:55:54 Reply

Why would potheads serve as a tasty cake?

They are usually baked.


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Response to pot head jokes 2012-07-23 18:25:35 Reply

That was the worst pot joke I've ever heard.

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Response to pot head jokes 2012-07-23 18:48:14 Reply

What's the difference between a drunk driver and a stoned driver?

A drunk driver blows through a stop sign, but a stoned driver waits for it to turn green.

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Response to pot head jokes 2012-07-23 20:11:29 Reply

At 7/23/12 05:46 PM, maxxster wrote:
At 7/23/12 04:47 PM, EtchASketchClock wrote:
ok, the other 2 were funny, but i gotta clear up something. for one, pot heads cant over dose. THC is completely non-lethal. and also, only some pot heads are into the drug scene. canned air, really? im not one of those stupid teenagers who huffs air duster. that shit can kill you. and we dont really smoke weed because it is "cool" as you think. it is more of a good feeling. i do it because it makes me feel good.

Do you even understand what a joke is? You're seriously missing the point. I hope for your sake that you just smoked yourself retarded.


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Response to pot head jokes 2012-07-23 20:48:28 Reply

a pothead cleans his room.


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Response to pot head jokes 2012-07-23 21:03:53 Reply

At 7/23/12 08:48 PM, DarkMatter wrote: a pothead cleans his room.

lmao. Best one yet.

What does a pothead and a cooked egg have in common?

theyre both fried... ok that sucked.

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Response to pot head jokes 2012-07-23 21:08:39 Reply

Do you even understand what a joke is? You're seriously missing the point. I hope for your sake that you just smoked yourself retarded.

na man, thats why i said it is still a joke, well done good sir.
you cant just quote a certain part of what i said and try to make me look stupid.

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Response to pot head jokes 2012-07-23 21:09:43 Reply

At 7/23/12 09:08 PM, maxxster wrote: me look stupid.

=3


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