And I was listening to music and then my mom came in and had to pee and i was like "Oh shit I hope she isn't trying to look around the shower curtain at my dick because when Im in the shower my dick kinda shrivels up a little bit and the foreskin looks weird and it's all wet and it just looks like a mess because my balls are handing and there's scraggly hair everywhere."
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I think your mom is into that incest shit home slice.
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At 7/23/12 03:08 AM, AlexanderThe9th wrote: And you say my threads are shitty? Die in a fire
I didn't say it was shitty. I said it needed to diie, because you were dragging it out.
now get your shitty photoshops out of my intimate story.
At 7/23/12 03:08 AM, AlexanderThe9th wrote: And you say my threads are shitty? Die in a fire
Your tits, they need cooling.
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If you're mom sees you naked, it wouldn't be the first time.
And that's a fact.
At 7/23/12 03:40 AM, Painbringer wrote: If you're mom sees you naked, it wouldn't be the first time.
And that's a fact.
Not the way I was looking today.
At 7/23/12 03:43 AM, MiloBased wrote: Not the way I was looking today.
I don't think she would even care about seeing your small insignificant little penis.
Though I very much would.
At 7/23/12 03:49 AM, Painbringer wrote:At 7/23/12 03:43 AM, MiloBased wrote: Not the way I was looking today.I don't think she would even care about seeing your small insignificant little penis.
I was hoping she wasn't trying to see it.
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At 7/23/12 03:52 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Do you have more than one bathroom?
My little brother was taking a shit in the other one.
At 7/23/12 03:54 AM, MiloBased wrote:At 7/23/12 03:52 AM, Sensationalism wrote: Do you have more than one bathroom?My little brother was taking a shit in the other one.
Well then obviously your mom REALLY HAD TO PEE and that was the only toilet available. It's not easy like how you guys can just piss outside or in a potted plant or whatever. A woman has a high chance of getting piss all over her shorts unless she takes them off completely. So she prolly figured the shower curtain would suffice. When ya gotta piss ya gotta piss.
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Would you be ashamed at your mother seeing her son naked at an inopportune time?
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At 7/23/12 03:40 AM, Painbringer wrote: If you're mom sees you naked, it wouldn't be the first time.
And that's a fact.
What if his mom's blind and she just got back from surgery and she can see now?
Did she try to look?
And, she came into the washroom when you were having a shower?
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At 7/23/12 03:00 AM, MiloBased wrote: And I was listening to music and then my mom came in and had to pee and i was like "Oh shit I hope she isn't trying to look around the shower curtain at my dick because when Im in the shower my dick kinda shrivels up a little bit and the foreskin looks weird and it's all wet and it just looks like a mess because my balls are handing and there's scraggly hair everywhere."
Nah, she won't do that - you're too ugly.
Hope that she shouts a warning, before she flushes - you'll get scolded when the cold water pressure gets diverted ;)
At 7/23/12 06:45 AM, Coop wrote: Nah, she won't do that - you're too ugly.
hatin
Hope that she shouts a warning, before she flushes - you'll get scolded when the cold water pressure gets diverted ;)
That's never happened in any house I've lived in.
Okay, I have some questions that might help. Was there a little crack in which she could peek through? Especially near the toilet, where the curtain didn't fully reach the wall and she could've gotten a plain view of your wrinkled foreskin?
Even if she didn't see, did she dawdle? Like, take an unnaturally long time? She may have been making plans to catch a little glimpse of what you've been hiding from her for years.
Did she talk to you while urinating? That would seem like strange behavior. Especially for someone who apparently doesn't want to get that intimate with you, she seems to have no problem holding a conversation while doing unholy things if she was.
Did she laugh at everything you said while in the bathroom, even if it wasn't funny? Normally this could mean she's trying to show that she thinks you're really great and funny, and she'd have no problem if you tried to slip your tubesteak into her.
Did she acknowledge the meeting after? Maybe she was hoping to bring up the time that she almost caught a glimpse at your meat in hopes that she'd get some subtle responses that you'd like that. If she can't seem to stay off the subject of going to the bathroom while right next to her naked son, that's cause for concern.
I would like you to answer these questions truthfully. If you say yes to the majority of these questions, I'm sorry but your mother is sexually attracted to you. And she can't hold it in much longer. I'd advise you to only take showers when you know that your Brother will not have the urge to shit. To do this, try keeping a record over the next few days of when he goes to the bathroom to empty his bowels, and look for any reoccurring times.
Good luck.
At 7/23/12 06:49 AM, MiloBased wrote:At 7/23/12 06:45 AM, Coop wrote: Hope that she shouts a warning, before she flushes - you'll get scolded when the cold water pressure gets diverted ;)That's never happened in any house I've lived in.
You must have an electric shower, then. Then again, that should suffer the same, as the pressure reduces from less water going into the shower, as it's being used to fill the cistern as well. Either that, or your story is just a load.
Who the fuck listens to music while they are showering?
At 7/23/12 08:10 AM, Jackdabomb wrote: Who the fuck listens to music while they are showering?
Showering is one of the best times to listen to music.
If it's internal dialogue you don't need to put quotes.
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At 7/23/12 04:24 AM, ZeldaFan64DS wrote: That's why you lock the door.
What if you fall,your head gets hit on the wall and you die while the door is locked and no one can come in to save you...
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I once saw my mother naked and was like "Dahmn woman! What you be doing that for!" And she was like "Getting dressed you pussy." And I was like "You should totally use that pussy" and then I had a baby brother.
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At 7/23/12 03:42 AM, Natick wrote: Why do we need to know this?
Apparently we're boring.
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