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Foam Parties Jul. 22nd, 2012 @ 01:20 AM Reply

So I went to a foam party for the first time. I've got to say, it has potential to be fun if you're drunk, but I was underage and couldn't drink while I was there.

A radio station hosted it, so they were throwing free stuff into the big room of foam while everybody scrambled to grab them. There were some concert tickets, which I unfortunately I didn't get. However, I got 6 or 7 condoms, a vibrating cock ring, coupons to a local sex shop, and a whole bunch of packets of lube so I guess it's okay.

Only problem was though the foam (which I'm assuming was soap duds or some shit) literally choked you if you went under. I had to keep myself from vomiting and I had to jump out of this room and sit in the corner and dry heave until I was okay.

TL;DR: Don't go to foam parties. The foam burns your eyes, suffocates you, and ugly people dry hump each other in the corners of the foam room.

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Response to Foam Parties Jul. 22nd, 2012 @ 01:21 AM Reply

Well you scared me straight, especially with your user icon.


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Response to Foam Parties Jul. 22nd, 2012 @ 01:31 AM Reply

At 7/22/12 01:21 AM, Boomstick wrote: Well you scared me straight, especially with your user icon.

My work here is done.

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Response to Foam Parties Jul. 22nd, 2012 @ 01:35 AM Reply

They can be fun if the foam isn't made with anything acidic or soapy.


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Response to Foam Parties Jul. 22nd, 2012 @ 04:26 AM Reply

hhhahahaha soap duds. How cute.


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Response to Foam Parties Jul. 22nd, 2012 @ 10:39 AM Reply

I'm going to throw a quantum foam party. That's a party that takes place in the universe.

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Response to Foam Parties Jul. 22nd, 2012 @ 10:42 AM Reply

There's a bar nearby that hosts foam parties every once in a while. They are a lot of fun but you do need to be careful around there, even though that with hanging around with drunk people isn't the best of combinations. Thankfully a few pictures were taken of the night I went to one of their foam parties, even though it was two years back.

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Response to Foam Parties Jul. 24th, 2012 @ 01:49 AM Reply

I have never been to a Foam party before, sounds like it could be fun.


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