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If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 05:50:11 Reply

I would be swimming in bitches.

Sadly, that's not the case.

Tell me, child, do you hate yourself?

It's all right. Shh... there there.

If self-loathing was attractive...


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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 05:56:01 Reply

At 7/21/12 05:53 AM, CockGobbler wrote: Piggler have you ever tried to roast yourself? Like put yourself on a spit or something?

suicide, really guy?

tasty bacon suicide mmmm.
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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 05:59:17 Reply

At 7/21/12 05:53 AM, CockGobbler wrote: Piggler have you ever tried to roast yourself? Like put yourself on a spit or something?

Wouldn't I have to, like, shove a rod up my ass and out my mouth? I would have to be pretty drunk to do that shit.


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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 06:33:36 Reply

Do I hate myself as a whole? No. Certain aspects? Certainly.

I often loathe literally everyone around me. Including my fiance.

I however, do not loathe myself.


Well.

Shit.

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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 06:55:04 Reply

Oh boy. Yeah I hate myself big time. To expand on your premise, if self loathing were attractive, I would have seven sea's worth of bitches, and I would sail across them on a ship made of additional bitches, propelled by a wind made entirely of bitches.


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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 08:14:04 Reply

And I'd be surrounded by cocks days and night.


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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 09:13:33 Reply

Nope, I just loathe all of you scum


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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 09:13:57 Reply

Do i hate myself?
In certain aspects..

I hate my shy/awkward personality around people I do not know and my lack of being 5'10!

But other than that I am quite proud of the things I have accomplished in life.. I make up for my lack of social skills by being fit as fuck ! I'm generally categorized as an attractive human being and bitches love my six pack.

At the end of the day i'm still a 5'6 manlet and nobody likes a manlet....


Ima Proud Newfag :D

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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 14:17:00 Reply

If you hate yourself you still think you're someone worth hating. Very few people have delusions of mediocrity, we all think we're God or the Devil, none of us imagine ourselves as the insignificant nobodies that we really are who really don't warrant hatred. Even our own.


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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 14:43:00 Reply

At 7/21/12 08:58 AM, Criminal-23 wrote:
At 7/21/12 05:50 AM, Piggler wrote: Tell me, child, do you hate yourself?
I don't hate myself; I hate everything in existence.

Well, since you do in fact exist, then you must hate yourself.


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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 15:58:05 Reply

The fuck is that pic?


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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 16:38:34 Reply

I don't hate most things about myself, but I wanna kill every hippie who thinks we should all love everything about each other and ourselves.


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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 18:13:22 Reply

No, I do not hate myself. Why would anybody do that?


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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 18:23:45 Reply

At 7/21/12 05:50 AM, Piggler wrote: Tell me, child, do you hate yourself?

No. If I have to live with myself everyday I might as well enjoy it and get used to the voices in my head.


It's not the lack of crimes that values your morality but your capacity for contrition.

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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 18:29:28 Reply

I would be swimming in dog semen too


original I am.

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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 18:33:37 Reply

If self loathing was considered attractive, I'd still be single.

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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 18:41:29 Reply

At 7/21/12 08:14 AM, Gagsy wrote: And I'd be surrounded by cocks days and night.

You're on the NG forum.

Mission accomplished.


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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 19:28:20 Reply

If self-loathing was attractive, then I'd actually be lovable.

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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 19:40:24 Reply

If self-loathing was attractive then there would literally be pigs that fly, for real even.

"Wanna help me fix some bandages on my wrists tomorrow night." "Ooh. Our second date."

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Response to If self-loathing was attractive... 2012-07-21 20:04:40 Reply

At 7/21/12 05:59 AM, Piggler wrote:
At 7/21/12 05:53 AM, CockGobbler wrote: Piggler have you ever tried to roast yourself? Like put yourself on a spit or something?
Wouldn't I have to, like, shove a rod up my ass and out my mouth? I would have to be pretty drunk to do that shit.

Wasn't there a scene in a horror movie like that?


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You don't even want to know

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