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Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 01:23 AM Reply

Whenever I masturbate, I can't help myself, and I begin moaning like a gaggle of first graders trying to do algebraic equations.

Any one else unable to be quiet?


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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 01:24 AM Reply

Have you tried gagging your mouth?

My grandma uses it all the time because she has trouble not moaning while we play in the basement.


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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 01:24 AM Reply

At 7/21/12 01:23 AM, SolidToad wrote: Any one else unable to be quiet?

Your mom...

lol

Just kidding :3

How old are you, dude? You can always put something inside your mouth while you do it...like a... a ... a...

A pillow!

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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 01:27 AM Reply

At 7/21/12 01:24 AM, Ozcar wrote: How old are you, dude? You can always put something inside your mouth while you do it...like a... a ... a...

A pillow!

oh my gosh, that's just like something my mom would say ~<3


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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 01:27 AM Reply

I breathe heavy but I don't moan.

Though moaning is a turn-on for some people, consider it a blessing I guess.

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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 01:28 AM Reply

You do basically the same thing on xbox live when you play Minecraft.

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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 01:29 AM Reply

At 7/21/12 01:27 AM, SolidToad wrote: oh my gosh, that's just like something my mom would say ~<3

That's because I'm your ol' uncle Ozcar :)

Give it a try! but wash them often or they'll smell in a couple of days...

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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 01:31 AM Reply

I can be quiet if I concentrate on something. But it takes quite a lot of effort.


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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 01:36 AM Reply

At 7/21/12 01:28 AM, DirtyMeatball wrote: You do basically the same thing on xbox live when you play Minecraft.

Ask YenMuffin. He joined my party when I was masturbating and forgot to mute the mic.


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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 01:39 AM Reply

Its easy for me to keep quiet, to the point that I sometimes stop breathing
but then I remember to breathe again

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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 01:40 AM Reply

At 7/21/12 01:33 AM, daethdrain wrote:
At 7/21/12 01:31 AM, Suprememessage wrote: I can be quiet if I concentrate on something. But it takes quite a lot of effort.
Do you have ADHD or something?

Actually I do have ADHD. I take meds for it too.


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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 01:41 AM Reply

At 7/21/12 01:39 AM, Lionelion wrote: Its easy for me to keep quiet, to the point that I sometimes stop breathing
but then I remember to breathe again

What the fuck Lionelion? You'll respond to his thread but you won't talk to me!?

Just turn on something louder than yourself, problem solved.


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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 01:42 AM Reply

At 7/21/12 01:36 AM, SolidToad wrote:
At 7/21/12 01:28 AM, DirtyMeatball wrote: You do basically the same thing on xbox live when you play Minecraft.
Ask YenMuffin. He joined my party when I was masturbating and forgot to mute the mic.

God help his poor soul.

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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 03:26 AM Reply

I used to have that problem too, so I just move my tongue around in my mouth, and it helps.
Wow, that sounds weird, I have no idea how to explain this.
w/e

lol
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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 04:25 AM Reply

Invest in a ballgag. You know you want it.


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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 10:59 AM Reply

Yeah, because that makes PERFECT sense...


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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 11:05 AM Reply

I let out the quietest moans since I use a fleshlight to masturbate, it feels so good.
But with girls cover there mouth if your doing it in there parents house of something.


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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 05:00 PM Reply

At 7/21/12 01:28 AM, DirtyMeatball wrote: You do basically the same thing on xbox live when you play Minecraft.

This is not a lie. I wish it was but it's not.


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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 05:07 PM Reply

At 7/21/12 01:27 AM, SolidToad wrote:
At 7/21/12 01:24 AM, Ozcar wrote: How old are you, dude? You can always put something inside your mouth while you do it...like a... a ... a...

A pillow!
oh my gosh, that's just like something my mom would say ~<3

You asked your mom?

and why the hell were you masturbating when on live!?

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Response to Trouble keeping quiet Jul. 22nd, 2012 @ 01:53 PM Reply

Being quiet is easy. You must focus Daniel Sun.


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