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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 00:19:39 Reply

At 7/19/12 06:16 PM, Manly-Chicken wrote: You mean you had sex with a whore.

yes a whore


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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 02:47:57 Reply

I've had sex with 3 personal strippers, none of them were girls


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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 03:05:01 Reply

At 7/19/12 06:13 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:
Was a amazing experience. Ill be going back to this strip club, godamn!

You're really cool, you can pay for women to have sex with you.


I'm quite jealous of these clever signatures.

Lol my Page

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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 03:41:11 Reply

At 7/20/12 03:38 AM, Travis wrote: I believe this story.

Why?

Because unlike the 13 year olds on this website, straponfetus actually is a very honest user and has no real reason to lie about something like this.

I am neo, you're argument is invalid

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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 03:42:19 Reply

Get tested for AIDS/HIV man.


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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 09:58:51 Reply

At 7/20/12 03:05 AM, Ashett wrote:
At 7/19/12 06:13 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:
Was a amazing experience. Ill be going back to this strip club, godamn!
You're really cool, you can pay for women to have sex with you.

When it would come to it, you would pussy out. You'd even pussy out on talking to a girl.
I know i would.

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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 12:21:54 Reply

Ok first of how is the NSFW? there isn't even a pic or a link to a pic that isn't safe for work. Also I kind of find this one hard to believe as well. But if you are telling the truth I hope you used protection because whore like that usually have STD's.

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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 12:27:07 Reply

At 7/20/12 12:21 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Ok first of how is the NSFW? there isn't even a pic or a link to a pic that isn't safe for work. Also I kind of find this one hard to believe as well. But if you are telling the truth I hope you used protection because whore like that usually have STD's.

lol why does everyone think I wouldn't use a condom? lol???

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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 12:31:59 Reply

At 7/20/12 12:21 PM, LittleWashu wrote: Ok first of how is the NSFW? there isn't even a pic or a link to a pic that isn't safe for work. Also I kind of find this one hard to believe as well. But if you are telling the truth I hope you used protection because whore like that usually have STD's.

I know, rite?
I want pics! I want a hard-on!
stop deluding us with false promise of pornography by wrongly putting NSFW at the beginning of the title!
YOU SICK FUCK, OP.

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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 12:36:17 Reply

At 7/20/12 12:27 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:
lol why does everyone think I wouldn't use a condom? lol???

because you pay for dirty whores?


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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 12:53:23 Reply

I for one heartily congratulate you. Had you been drinking too?


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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 13:03:32 Reply

At 7/20/12 12:53 PM, PIED3 wrote: I for one heartily congratulate you. Had you been drinking too?

yea

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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 14:42:17 Reply

At 7/20/12 03:38 AM, Travis wrote: I believe this story.

Why?

Because unlike the 13 year olds on this website, straponfetus actually is a very honest user and has no real reason to lie about something like this.

Is that sarcasm? I find this story very believable. He's just the kind of person who could only get sex if he paid for it. Nobody would do him otherwise and he clearly lacks the ability to get a gf and regular sex. So once in a while he goes and pays for it. Because he's too pathetic and lame to get it for free. I believe it.


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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 14:45:50 Reply

At 7/20/12 03:42 AM, Kanon wrote: Get tested for AIDS/HIV man.

AIDS

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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 14:51:06 Reply

So that's sex.


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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 15:25:06 Reply

At 7/20/12 02:42 PM, Sensationalism wrote:

I have fucked girls way hotter than you ever will

Fact

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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 15:35:49 Reply

At 7/20/12 03:25 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:
At 7/20/12 02:42 PM, Sensationalism wrote:
I have fucked girls way hotter than you ever will

Fact

I could get hot girls to fuck me for free though.


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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 15:36:00 Reply

At 7/20/12 03:25 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:
At 7/20/12 02:42 PM, Sensationalism wrote:
I have fucked girls way hotter than you ever will

Fact

Sex only makes you cooler to the people you had it with, assuming you were good at it

Now stop being a tool and acting like getting laid is the most important thing in the world, and stop being so insecure that you have to point out that you've "banged" more chicks than anyone els

Yes, I have had more sex than you. I don't think it makes me cooler, and I honestly wouldn't care if you have fucked more people than me, or anyone els

not mad, just making some points

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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 15:36:28 Reply

At 7/20/12 03:35 PM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 7/20/12 03:25 PM, StrapOnFetus wrote:
At 7/20/12 02:42 PM, Sensationalism wrote:
I have fucked girls way hotter than you ever will

Fact
I could get hot girls to fuck me for free though.

o snap


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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-20 15:42:59 Reply

Congrats my friend

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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-21 00:52:52 Reply

this guys a loser.....he messaged me....apparently he feels the need to prove himself.....

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if my calculations are correct. When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, your gonna see some serious shit!

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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-21 01:02:43 Reply

At 7/21/12 12:52 AM, ghostxero wrote: this guys a loser.....he messaged me....apparently he feels the need to prove himself.....

Well....he's proud he can buy women. What do you expect.


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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-21 15:11:46 Reply

$75? Bullshit! That costs at least $200........unless it's a dive with the ugliest women on the planet.


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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-21 15:45:43 Reply

You have to pay for sex! Oh man you rule. for real, that was pathetic.


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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-21 16:15:35 Reply

Well, that explains why you have that money for on your profile picture...


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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-21 16:28:04 Reply

This is not a legitimate response to the thread, and I should not be wasting space on this meaningless +1, but I will:

OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHHHH!


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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-21 16:50:41 Reply

At 7/21/12 12:52 AM, ghostxero wrote: this guys a loser.....he messaged me....apparently he feels the need to prove himself.....

aight faggot, I hope you stay poor forever.

Just know that I live the good life and no matter how hard you try, you won't be swag like me clown

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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-22 02:17:33 Reply

^ i believe you make mad CREAM cause look at those gay ass sunglasses ur wearing in this pic? we all now know that u take black man seed for that money....but hey its all good....and wow you called me a fag for busting ur loser ass out WHOA UR SO PRO......keep sucking your uncles dick for that dough


if my calculations are correct. When this baby hits 88 miles an hour, your gonna see some serious shit!

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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-22 03:21:52 Reply

Texas is a pretty fucked up place anyway, I'd rather kill myself than live there.

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Response to had sex with a stripper (nsfw) 2012-07-22 03:33:03 Reply

Go fuck your sister, liar


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