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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-07-19 23:37:48 Reply

Hmm, I don't really know. I guess I'd go for the skydive without any parachute, looking at a beautiful scenery one last time + Instant death upon landing.


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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-07-19 23:58:00 Reply

I would build a spaceship and travel to the planet Amazonia. Yes, that all women planet, where these women no can dunk, but good fundamentals. I'll make sure to make fun of that stuff for obvious reasons.

I never thought I would die this way, but I've always really hoped.

Feel no mercy for me. It will only cause you to suffer as well.

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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-07-20 00:59:48 Reply

I wouldn't kill myself, because I'm not a dumb ass!

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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-07-20 01:20:24 Reply

I'm too scared of dying to even try it. I'm also fairly happy with my life.

I guess I could take some random pills and leave a note blaming my parents' oppressive behavior on my self-prescribed insanity.


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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-07-20 01:20:54 Reply

Overdosing in the Viper Room.


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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-07-20 01:21:23 Reply

Hi jack a plane and freefall into the presidints office wearing explosives.


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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-07-20 01:28:02 Reply

asphyxiation by large breasts, a overdose of viagra while sexing a bitch for 20 hours straight resulting in either a heart attack or blood clot.

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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-07-20 02:50:36 Reply

I would get a nuse on my balls and hang it on a tree.


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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-07-20 02:53:27 Reply

Quick and painless

Either a high-speed car compressor, or hire a sniper to take me out via headshot when I'm not expecting it


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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-07-20 02:55:47 Reply

I want to snap my back while trying to suck my own dick. Imagine what my mom will say!


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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-07-20 10:18:00 Reply

brb committing sudoku


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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-07-20 10:34:57 Reply

At 7/19/12 06:36 PM, SolidToad wrote: I would die of orgasm, by taking too many Male Enhancement drugs and blowing my load in a rather volubtuous female.

Good one, i would also probably take an Extenze overdose.

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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-07-20 16:04:04 Reply

I always wanted to get a bunch of pills that conflict each other to where it causes death, take an overdose amount of them, drive off to Joshua Tree, go "hiking" and just die alone somewhere out there.


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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-07-20 16:07:27 Reply

In all seriousness, in a case where I'm helping the world out, I'd sign up in the military and do a suicide mission to take out some Al Quida members.


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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-08-06 15:13:40 Reply

i would stab myself with a hedgehog

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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-08-06 15:19:36 Reply

If I need to commit suicide, I'll kill myself with an overdose.


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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-08-06 15:23:20 Reply

I man up and don't because suicide is retarded.


Pretend not to care about anything, but be bothered by everything.
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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-08-06 15:26:54 Reply

People that commit suicide deserve to be quickly forgotten.
After you die, you don't matter at all, so why would you want to?


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Response to How would you commit suicide? 2012-08-06 15:42:54 Reply

Ready a bath, then cut open the veins in my arm and then I sit down and relax in the tub. This way I feel very little pain and will most like pass out before I die of blood loss. This is a very common way to commit sucide because it is so damn effective and almost painless.


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