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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 20th, 2012 @ 12:03 PM Reply

At 7/20/12 11:50 AM, Ozcar wrote: ...I found myself on loneliness and turned it off...

Hey, we all saw that coming anyways.


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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 20th, 2012 @ 12:04 PM Reply

At 7/19/12 12:45 PM, Amaranthus wrote: Incest: don't do it, mang.

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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 20th, 2012 @ 12:13 PM Reply

At 7/20/12 12:05 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote: Lol looks like you failed buddy

Yeah... Failure was an option, and I took it >:/

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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 20th, 2012 @ 01:14 PM Reply

At 7/20/12 11:50 AM, Ozcar wrote:
At 7/20/12 07:55 AM, Gimmick wrote: I want a reply from Uncle Ozcar when he comes back online.
Long story short: She put me in the friendzone D:<

Was quite obvious even before this post. You said you guys were in her bed talking, and then cuddling.
That's a gay move, fyi.


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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 20th, 2012 @ 02:20 PM Reply

At 7/19/12 12:44 PM, Ozcar wrote: Oh God she 's awesome... she's cute, a nice girl and we can talk about anything... But she's my cousin god damn!

And since she had a problem with her parents she's been living in my place. These 2 weeks I've been so close to hell and heaven :3

Anybody else getting a sense of deja vu here?


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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 20th, 2012 @ 08:19 PM Reply

At 7/19/12 03:36 PM, Ozcar wrote: This is her...

2/10 would not bang.


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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 20th, 2012 @ 11:11 PM Reply

Just fuck her.


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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 20th, 2012 @ 11:25 PM Reply

For some reason this thread reminds me of this:

  • Ozcar: A Love Story
    Ozcar: A Love Story by f0d

    Ozcar reveals his darkest secret to his girlfriend... with terrible results

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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 12:19 AM Reply

At 7/19/12 12:44 PM, Ozcar wrote: Oh God she 's awesome... she's cute, a nice girl and we can talk about anything... But she's my cousin god damn!

And since she had a problem with her parents she's been living in my place. These 2 weeks I've been so close to hell and heaven :3

OK, SO this is a bit of an issue, and believe it or not, wiips36 nailed it, square on the head. There's going to be people that think you are absolutely atrocious for your interest in your cousin, AND there's going to be people that YOU think are absolutely atrocious for their suggestions. Your issue, is that beyond all of the opinions, YOU have to develop your own judgement. Also, (and rather or not any of them will admit it...) there are posters out there that have "beyond platonic" attractions of some kind to near of kin. I'll admit it, I DO, and she is a female cousin, an extremely attractive one at that. Anyone can convince themselves that they KNOW what self-control and inhibition is, but it's up to YOU to prove it to YOURSELF. If you have to release sexual tension by pleasuring yourself to her, THEN DO IT. DO IT as much as you want or AS YOU NEED TO. When it boils down to it, you love your cousin as an inherent responsibility or otherwise, and mixed with the lust that you have for her, [the mix] can be extremely volatile. You are at a point in your relationship where you need, more than anything, to practice restraint. If you can manage to, than you guys can become closer than any sexual partners would ever be. Instead, use your sexual attraction to her as a ballast, a sort of boundry, if you will. Every time you catch yourself having sexual fantasies about her, go about yourself in a private manner, and find somewhere to relieve yourself, even if you're spending time with her. If you expose your feelings about her to her, you could completely obliterate your relationship, ESPECIALLY only if you THINK that you "know" that she has lusty feelings for you, and you really, REALLY don't want that. MORE IMPORTANTLY, DO FOR HER AS YOU WOULD DO FOR YOURSELF. If she tries to make a pass at you, allow her the opportunity to restrain herself, to allow her the same liberty that you would yourself. Speaking as someone who has immense experience on the topic, dude; I wish you the best of luck, really.


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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 12:30 AM Reply

At 7/20/12 11:25 PM, reverend wrote: For some reason this thread reminds me of this:
http://www.newgrounds.com/portal/view/348155

hahahaha XD

Consuela! D:

At 7/21/12 12:19 AM, pinhead-larry wrote: I wish you the best of luck, really.

Thanks man :) I'll keep it in mind...

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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 12:32 AM Reply

At 7/20/12 11:50 AM, Ozcar wrote:
At 7/20/12 07:55 AM, Gimmick wrote: I want a reply from Uncle Ozcar when he comes back online.
Long story short: She put me in the friendzone D:<

Unfortunate as hell. I had high hopes for you Ozcar.. She's hot as hell, I would of done the same thing given your circumstances.

Also, does she have an ass?

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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 12:39 AM Reply

At 7/21/12 12:32 AM, DarkShadowblade wrote: Unfortunate as hell. I had high hopes for you Ozcar.. She's hot as hell, I would of done the same thing given your circumstances.

I won't give up just yet >:)

Mwahahahhaha!

Also, does she have an ass?

I don't feel like sharing it on Newgrounds XD

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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 01:05 AM Reply

At 7/21/12 12:50 AM, 24901miles wrote: Resist.

I'm a young man with a hot girl in my house... It's "harder" than it sounds XD

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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 02:14 AM Reply

You should go into Round 2, hopefully the odds will be in your favor.


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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 09:16 AM Reply

If you like it, put a dick in it.


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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 09:31 AM Reply

At 7/21/12 02:14 AM, Boomstick wrote: You should go into Round 2, hopefully the odds will be in your favor.

I'm feeling like taking a shower and suddenly show up in the room naked... as someone else said before... any other suggestions for round 2?

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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 09:46 AM Reply

At 7/21/12 09:31 AM, Ozcar wrote:
I'm feeling like taking a shower and suddenly show up in the room naked... as someone else said before... any other suggestions for round 2?

She sounds conflicted by her own emotions. I think from your 'Round 1' story it sounds like she wants you but a part of her (maybe her rational side?) told her to stop it, to tred carefully. So at the last moment when it was obvious a kiss was coming, she brought up your relation, brought up the barrier of why you two can't be together to try to convince herself as much as you. But she wants you, it seems evidence. Its just the taboo of it all.

Keep plugging away though and plough your cousin.

Do it for us all Uncle Ozcar.


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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 10:00 AM Reply

At 7/21/12 09:46 AM, Gagsy wrote: But she wants you, it seems evidence. Its just the taboo of it all.

It seems logical...

Keep plugging away though and plough your cousin.

Do it for us all Uncle Ozcar.

Well, pics or didn't happened... right? :3
If something happens (Even a kiss) I'll find a way to take a pic or something and share it here...

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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 10:00 AM Reply

At 7/21/12 09:46 AM, Gagsy wrote: Do it for us all Uncle Ozcar.

Gagsy approves of your actions, ergo what you're doing is okay, OP.


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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 10:20 AM Reply

At 7/21/12 10:00 AM, Ozcar wrote:
It seems logical...

Well.. maybe not LOGICAL. Depends on your views of incest I guess. Frankly if relatives want to bang each other and no one is getting mentally or physically hurt from it all then who are we all to judge?

Besides I have a second cousin who married his third cousin. They had 4 kids btw, all of them were fine. Well maybe not Matthew, but that was down to drugs and stupidity not his parents having some of the same blood when they procreated..

But I disgress. Just seems like a funny thing to do to lay in bed with your opposite sex male cousin cuddling and kissing (even if its just cheek and nose) without knowing exactly what is happening and wanting what is happening. Maybe its just the romantic in me talking though.

Well, pics or didn't happened... right? :3
If something happens (Even a kiss) I'll find a way to take a pic or something and share it here...

Haha truly a man with no fear if after conquering your cousin into the sack you ask her if you can take photographs as proof of your liasion so you may appease the masses online.


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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 10:24 AM Reply

At 7/21/12 10:20 AM, Gagsy wrote: Well.. maybe not LOGICAL. Depends on your views of incest I guess. Frankly if relatives want to bang each other and no one is getting mentally or physically hurt from it all then who are we all to judge?

2 adults having consensual sex... even God would be proud of it >:)

Haha truly a man with no fear if after conquering your cousin into the sack you ask her if you can take photographs as proof of your liasion so you may appease the masses online.

I could set a hidden camera... you never know... :3

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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 10:28 AM Reply

At 7/21/12 10:24 AM, Ozcar wrote: I could set a hidden camera... you never know... :3

But it's so much ballsier to just ask. "Hey, I know you might be feeling a little conflicted about what we just did and all, but can I take pictures of you to appease the people I was talking to about you on the internet?" It'll go over well, honestly.


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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 10:30 AM Reply

Wincest.


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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 10:39 AM Reply

At 7/21/12 10:24 AM, Ozcar wrote:
2 adults having consensual sex... even God would be proud of it >:)

Proud? He'll be jerking off to the imagery like the rest of us horny nerds.

I could set a hidden camera... you never know... :3

Not gonna lie thats pretty hot.


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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 11:42 AM Reply

this is only going to cause serious problems. Do NOT bang her. It is NOT worth the shit you will get for it.

Seriously, of all the women in the world, why a relative?
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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 11:50 AM Reply

At 7/21/12 11:42 AM, TheTrueZippy wrote:
Seriously, of all the women in the world, why a relative?

It's not just a physical attraction... they know me well and I know her well too... We know each other since always!

I don't need to pretend being someone else when she's around... it's not just about sex, you know? I really like her :)

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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 12:12 PM Reply

At 7/21/12 11:50 AM, Ozcar wrote:
At 7/21/12 11:42 AM, TheTrueZippy wrote:
Seriously, of all the women in the world, why a relative?
It's not just a physical attraction... they know me well and I know her well too... We know each other since always!

I don't need to pretend being someone else when she's around... it's not just about sex, you know? I really like her :)

So then y'all share an unconditional love for eachother, which is something all relatives share, but you have feelings for her. Not just relative feelings, but "feelings".....dropped any hints to her?


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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 12:21 PM Reply

At 7/21/12 12:12 PM, TruBluFoxx wrote: So then y'all share an unconditional love for eachother, which is something all relatives share, but you have feelings for her. Not just relative feelings, but "feelings".....dropped any hints to her?

Did you read page 2?

Hell yeah! :)

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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 12:29 PM Reply

lol I just realized Ozcar made this thread.

DO IT MANG.

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Response to I have a crush on my cousin Jul. 21st, 2012 @ 12:33 PM Reply

Oh, also, whatever happened to your GF?