Oh God she 's awesome... she's cute, a nice girl and we can talk about anything... But she's my cousin god damn!

And since she had a problem with her parents she's been living in my place. These 2 weeks I've been so close to hell and heaven :3

How the hell can we discuss this?

At 7/19/12 12:46 PM, Amaranthus wrote:

At 7/19/12 12:45 PM, KalebKore wrote: How the hell can we discuss this?

By heavily trolling the OP.

Well you just went and ruined that. Good job.

Stick. It. In. The. Pooper.

Seriously people do I have to do everything for you?

you should send discreet sexual messages, like sucking a Popsicle for a long time. Or eating a banana in a whole bite.

Man you are cousins. She is like your Uncle's daughter. You are not related or anything. So tap that.

You may not be allowed to have physical sex with her, but you can still jack it to an image of her.

It's alright to have sex with her as long as no babies occur.

But for a more socially serious answer, we'd have to know how far out related she is to you.

NOT UR PERSONAL BLOD BLEEZ READ THE BBS RULES BEFORE POSTING

KEEP IT IN UR NEWS PST DON'T WORRY GUYS I GOT THIS ONE!

Do you have a picture or a link?

Just tell her that you want to stick your thingy in her thingy.

It gets all the ladies moist.

time to bust out the banjo.

At 7/19/12 12:49 PM, Confucianism wrote: Nawww. Aint you sweet. You've got your silly little mind confused over silly little thing.

Now man up and talk to her about it.

Yesterday I was about to tell her :3

But I just couldn't!!! Somehow, I feel she has feelings for me too....

At 7/19/12 01:05 PM, ClockworkSpace wrote: Haha, is this considered normal where you come from!?!

Do you remember Lou Ferrigno? The guy from "The Hulk " TV series? His father is bigger... He'd kick the shit out of me if he finds out D:

Nope, it's not normal...

At 7/19/12 01:06 PM, MrRager wrote: you should send discreet sexual messages, like sucking a Popsicle for a long time. Or eating a banana in a whole bite.

Mmmmm... yeah... I could do that >:)

We need a picture of your cute cousin to assist you.

At 7/19/12 02:04 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Uncle Ozcar, why don't you visit us more??

Because... I don't know :o

I'll try to be here more often <3

At 7/19/12 02:05 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: Do you have a picture or a link?

Yeah :)
Am I handosme or what? :D

you should walk out of the bathroom naked and see what happens.

She is your cousin man i highly recomend NOT TAPPING THAT ASS,at least not without a condom and her consent

At 7/19/12 02:51 PM, DoctorStrongbad wrote: We need a picture of your cute cousin to assist you.

Oh... a pic of her? Ok, let me find one... :)

At 7/19/12 02:54 PM, DarkMatter wrote: you should walk out of the bathroom naked and see what happens.

Hey Matt! Long time no see you, dude :)

Sounds like something I'd do >:)

At 7/19/12 03:00 PM, Confucianism wrote: Probably not the feelings you're thinking of. But besides, you really think continuing this without telling her is going to prove anything?

When ever I feel like telling her, I got yellow! Seriously!

Last night she had a stomachache, and she couldn't sleep ( I guess it was her period ) so she told me if I could spend some time with her. I got inside her bed, we chit-chatted for a while, then she started to feel sleepy herself... in the end we cuddled for a while and when I woke up it was 3:00 am in the morning and she was sleeping in my arms...

* Automatic b0ner! *

But I stood up and went to my own bed >:/

Hey george micheal

At 7/19/12 03:15 PM, zag wrote: Incest is best. Definitely go for it.

this coming from someone in a relationship with their half-sister ^.^

trust me zag incest is not wincest it just isnt

This is her...

I feel like doing my move tonight after work >:)

just start slapping her face with your dick when she's sleeping and she'll probably start sucking it

If you knock her up the baby has a good chance of having an odd number of limbs...

At 7/19/12 04:06 PM, JakeDesuDesu wrote:

At 7/19/12 03:36 PM, Ozcar wrote: This is her...

I feel like doing my move tonight after work >:)

Tap that without rubber and without consent.

Funniest post 2012

At 7/19/12 04:08 PM, Sevkat wrote:

At 7/19/12 04:06 PM, JakeDesuDesu wrote: Tap that without rubber and without consent.

Funniest post 2012

lol

This is me with her. This pic is old, but the first one is from this week.

At 7/19/12 03:36 PM, Ozcar wrote: This is her...

Dude, that's my mom!

At 7/19/12 04:15 PM, Ozcar wrote:

At 7/19/12 04:08 PM, Sevkat wrote:

At 7/19/12 04:06 PM, JakeDesuDesu wrote: Tap that without rubber and without consent.

Funniest post 2012

lol

This is me with her. This pic is old, but the first one is from this week.

oh dude she totally looks like a slut go for it

At 7/19/12 03:36 PM, Ozcar wrote: This is her...

I feel like doing my move tonight after work >:)

Ok....here's my question: how did you get a picture of her? Just Facebook or somethin'?

Cause this always works: "Y'know, I need a picture of you to post on a website full of strangers online to whether or not I should do you or not."

At 7/19/12 04:23 PM, JakeDesuDesu wrote: I would fuck the one on the right, like, he is so sexy. I would suck his dick any day.

Been there, done that XD

At 7/19/12 04:57 PM, Trapex wrote: Cause this always works: "Y'know, I need a picture of you to post on a website full of strangers online to whether or not I should do you or not."

Yes, Facebook, but I told her I wanted to post a pic of her in Newgrounds last night and since she doesn't speak english at all, she won't understand what are we talking about here >:)

At 7/19/12 05:02 PM, Ozcar wrote: Yes, Facebook, but I told her I wanted to post a pic of her in Newgrounds last night and since she doesn't speak english at all, she won't understand what are we talking about here >:)

Ah, I see. Still though, I think your best bet is to actually grow a pair instead of referring to the society that is Newgrounds.

Oh, and the fact that she doesn't speak English is just plain lucky.