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At 7/17/12 11:57 PM, ZeldaFan64DS wrote: What?

Tu es un grand perdant, monsieur.

At 7/18/12 12:03 AM, JakeDesuDesu wrote: Suicide doesnt seem a stupid thing to do for you.

Actually it kinda is.

Who keeps goatse on their computer?
Your mom's an idiot for thinking she could access her pictures from your computer and trying to post them on FB.

At 7/18/12 12:08 AM, ZeldaFan64DS wrote:

At 7/18/12 12:03 AM, JakeDesuDesu wrote: Suicide doesnt seem a stupid thing to do for you.

Actually it kinda is.

no it's not. the smartest thing an idiot like you could do is remove yourself from the gene pool

This story is one of the best things I've read on Newgrounds in a long time.

At 7/17/12 10:52 PM, GoodFish wrote: Dont worry, gang. I just PMmed Zippy goatse.

One of us.

One of us.

I lol'd.

At 7/18/12 12:11 AM, Yert wrote:

At 7/18/12 12:08 AM, ZeldaFan64DS wrote:

At 7/18/12 12:03 AM, JakeDesuDesu wrote: Suicide doesnt seem a stupid thing to do for you.

Actually it kinda is.

no it's not. the smartest thing an idiot like you could do is remove yourself from the gene pool

Do it.

i think i may have given this child brain damage

At 7/17/12 11:44 PM, ZeldaFan64DS wrote: Why can't you people ever fucking stop?! What the fuck is wrong with you?! Do you people have fucking mental problems?!

Well they sure had me convinced that you did.

At 7/18/12 12:34 AM, JakeDesuDesu wrote:

At 7/18/12 12:17 AM, Yert wrote: i think i may have given this child brain damage

I think he is playing "Im a troll!"

yea lmao

hi guys, what's going on in this... oh dear.

i'm not touching this one.

At 7/18/12 12:38 AM, Powerage wrote: hi guys, what's going on in this... oh dear.

i'm not touching this one.

You should, you just lightened the mood of this entire thread by a bit.

At 7/18/12 12:44 AM, Criminal-23 wrote: Best drama of the week, dude.

indeed

it seems im still the king of making idiots mad on newgrounds

At 7/17/12 11:44 PM, ZeldaFan64DS wrote:

At 7/17/12 11:42 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote:

At 7/17/12 11:36 PM, ZeldaFan64DS wrote:

At 7/17/12 11:30 PM, Slint wrote: This sure got interesting after the derail.

You wouldn't be saying that if you were the one being ganged up on.

lmao

people are saying mean words on the internet oh nooooooooooo

i should write a book about my suffering

Why can't you people ever fucking stop?! What the fuck is wrong with you?! Do you people have fucking mental problems?!

Do you? It's the fucking internet, why are you taking it so seriously? If your really gonna let this get to you then why keep coming back for more? Just get off your damn computer, it shouldn't be that hard.

guys, yert, jake, guys. NG is not supposed to be harassing people guys. you dont make people delete their account.

guys be nice please

At 7/18/12 12:58 AM, JakeDesuDesu wrote:

At 7/18/12 12:56 AM, TurkeyBased wrote: guys, yert, jake, guys. NG is not supposed to be harassing people guys. you dont make people delete their account.

guys be nice please

Nah, cant be nice to a guy that goes all big shit on other threads, but cry like a baby when he is being fucked with.

jake dont ruin my sarcasm

Oh boy, what a fun derailment.

At 7/18/12 01:08 AM, MrRager wrote: Oh boy, what a fun derailment.

I agree! It was fun!!

At 7/18/12 01:04 AM, JakeDesuDesu wrote:

Sorry, that looked like a pretty serious post you made, and since I dont know you well, I couldnt get it

Goddamnit jake, that was sarcastic too, you weren't supposed to apologize

Next on Yahoo News, boy's mother posts goatse to Facebook... Or rather, she got goatse'd!

At 7/17/12 11:40 PM, headphenomenon wrote: You keep that type of stuff...in your "My Pictures" folder? Seeing as you probably have only one account since it's your personal laptop, you'd think it would be an idea to stash it away online with 50 layers of password protection.

Fuck that, man. Who wants to go through the trouble of all of that just to have a porn collection? I keep my shit in "My Pictures" too. Know why? Because like OP, I don't give a fuck who sees my porn. My mom saw all my porn once, and the only thing she told me was "you're not using MY laptop anytime soon".

At 7/18/12 01:09 AM, ZeldaFan64DS wrote:

At 7/18/12 01:08 AM, MrRager wrote: Oh boy, what a fun derailment.

I agree! It was fun!!

guys i was just kidding the entire time i had funn xDD

At 7/17/12 08:59 PM, CockGobbler wrote: If you're using a shared computer or really any computer you shouldn't make your porn and shit so easy to find.

My porn is in the Program Files location and named "Apple inc" so no one will fuck with it.

At 7/17/12 09:17 PM, KillerSkull wrote: You don't have a separate user account for her on your laptop?

Preparation is key.

now you make think

At 7/17/12 09:00 PM, ZeldaFan64DS wrote: Why would you let your mother use your laptop if you had shit like that on it?

That went through my mind while I was reading it. Maybe he didn't really cared, most parents are cool with their children fapping.