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I shave every Sunday morning before Church, and every Monday morning before drill. I first put on my pants and boots, and then I'll start shaving. Not quite sure why.

I start with the right sideburns, then the right half of the mustache. Then the left sideburns, and the other half of the mustache. Then I get the cheeks, chin, and finally the neck.

I shave with a fucking broadsword. Five swipes in 3 seconds and I'm good for a week. Be a man.

Right now I use some razor that my dad gave me a long time ago. It's pretty nice.

I want to start shaving with a straight razor but it's too expensive right now. I have two antique razors, not anything special so they're cheaper than a new one. They're quite dull though and I can't afford a hone nor a proper strop. Not to mention the brushes and natural soaps that are needed to shave with one. Guess it will have to wait until I get a job.

I shave while hanging upside down using a scimitar and a shard of broken mirror

At 7/17/12 01:40 AM, Luis wrote: i rarely ever shave. im happy.

A man of partially Spanish descent doesn't need to shave often, how?

I have to shave atleast every other day or I get a beard. if its within 4 days of the last time I shaved I use electric, otherwise I use manual.

Here's me shaving when I was about 17, haven't changed.

Sometimes I'd shave (what ever part of the body), shower, then deal with aftershave.

Face.
Neck.
Leg.
Leg.
Armpits.
Chest.
Genitals.
Anus.

In that order.

Why would you need to put warm water on your face after a hot shower?

I don't grow facial hair very quickly so I shave every 1-2 weeks after a hot shower. I let the chin hair grow for about a month and then I trim.

My beard grows on command.

I use a reflective surface and my eye lasers because the pure strength of my hair breaks the razors.

Until recently I always just used an electric shaver. It had a sideburn trimmer on it as well. I generally used the sideburn trimmer to do all the shaving because it left some stubble, which I prefer. Sadly, I don't think it was meant for shaving facial hair like that, so it stopped working. Then when I switched to using the actual shaver, it packed in too.

Now I'm using some really nasty disposable razors that came in some kind of gift set along with some (what I imagine is) decent quality shaving gel. I never shaved with razors before because I was always under the impression that it was easy to cut yourself and that I'd be left with skin irritation. Neither of the two have occurred.

I'll probably stick with razors from now on. Just need to get myself a better quality one.

At 7/17/12 04:20 PM, TurkeyBased wrote: i get hair bumps if i dont

That's because using shaving cream and/or aftershave will soften your skin in the long term, which makes you more prone to irritation.

I just take a shower to open my pores and soften the hair, then use a bit of warm water to keep the blade moving smoothly. Once I'm done, I put cold water on my face to close the pores up. Works just fine.

i wish i could grow a beard all i can grow is a small neckbeard and a few hairs with alot peach fuzz,i have a gross hairy back though and hairy legs

I mainly use Mug Soap and A German Wilkinson's Brush along with either Cartridge Razors or Disposable BIC razors as I've yet to Attain A straight razor or A very sharp knife.

I would not even bother shaving if i was able to grow proper facial hair instead of a damn neck beard cause it looks weird on me

fill my bathtub with nair hop in hop out 7 minutes later my skin falls off but what's left is smooth

I use a trimmer. I usually trim before taking a shower. That way, I know there aren't any hairs left sticking to me.

Of course using my shaver.

Later with Edege foam cream; then stroke by stroke with razor blade till no more hair

1. Buy shit ton of disposable razors
2. See how many I can fit in my ass
3. ???
4. Profit.

At 7/17/12 01:35 AM, Cootie wrote: I normally wait until right after I get out of a hot shower and then rinse my face with warm water. Then I lather my face with Barbasol (cheap and happens to be the best that comes in a can).

Just watch out don't want to squirt any precious dinosaur embryos onto your face.

Anyway, I don't know, I shave with like Gillette shaving gel. And a fusion Pro GLide razor. I don't know if I shave right because my dad left when I was a kid. I also don't know how to grill a steak properly or throw a foot ball.

Daddy why did you leave?

I've got a fogless mirror in my shower so when i'm in the shower I lather up my face with soap, shave, and rinse off the soap. Shit's so cash yo.

I shave my whole fucking body, toes to my face.
I do it all in the shower with my Gelette fusion.

Beyond that it's nothing to special. I like the soft smooth skin feel, and my ass and crotch look great after a fresh shaving.

When I shave, usually I have quite the neckbeard or facial hair. I usually never get wet first --- I just rub the stuff on and go at it, shave it all.

Lately, the last two times anyway, I do it while in the shower. Less likely to clog a drain and all.