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Does this happen in the men's restroom? Because sometimes as I'm finishing up in the restroom, I hear a lady come in and settle down in a stall.... and then do nothing. They need to have absolute solitude before they can dare to expose their bodily functions. So they sit there and wait for 2 minutes while I leisurely wash my hands. The best is after lunch at my job because not only do I wash my hands, but I also brush my teeth, while that dumb lady sits in the stall anxious as hell because she's afraid to piss or shit where others can hear.
This is not an isolated incident. I have been known to fiddle around for several minutes in the bathroom just to mess with these kinds of ladies.
It's a little awkward but we put up with each other. I've had someone reach under the stall and ask for toilet paper since their stall ran out.
I'm about to be active duty in the Navy, so I guess I'd better get used to shitting around other dudes, anyway.
Must be women that are embarrass to release shit in the presence of others because they might toot lmao, but too shy to piss is asinine, me I will let the loudest juicy diarrhea spewing fart in any bathroom occupied with 1 to 19 patrons.
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I generally have a hard time ridding my body of waste (fluid or solid) when I'm around other people. I don't think its to do being a woman or to do with embarrassment. Its just as soon as I hear someone talking or moving about outside my toilet its like my body freezes up and I can't go. I try to. Its worse when I'm trying to pee, I want to go, I need to go but I just can't, especially when someone talks to me. I need quiet. As for the pooping, I don't know. I know some women who just don't care about that (alcohol helps that), I just don't doing it myself around others or heading others doing it around me, despite how natural it is.
I find it hard to believe that women can't shit around each other, considering how eager they are to show the world their used jam rags and dried-up crackly knicker bacon every chance they get.
At 7/16/12 02:58 AM, Protagonist wrote:At 7/16/12 01:12 AM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: Don't be silly, everyone knows that girls don't poop.Imagine the sexiest girl you know right now, taking a huge smelly shit.
You bastard, why did you make me do that.
I had that problem in high-school, when I was a youngin. Now when I go, I just go. I really dont thinking about who else is in the restroom.
At 7/16/12 01:10 AM, SeeInTheDark wrote: I have been known to fiddle around for several minutes in the bathroom just to mess with these kinds of ladies.
OMG so punk rock. FIGHT SOCIETY.
Seriously though dude, why you gotta mess with people? Ladies just tryin' to poop.
Not in my experience, though god knows there are times I wish someone had waited until I left.
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I remember there being like an animation or someshit from family guy that showed what girls really do in the bathroom. It like lead them down into this secrete room where they let it all out anyone know what I am talking about?
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Maybe they are afraid to toot. You know, the farting sounds that come with shitting.
At 7/16/12 02:58 AM, Protagonist wrote: Imagine the sexiest girl you know right now, taking a huge smelly shit.
well according to 2 girls 1 cup they not only poop around each other, they poop on each other and in each other.
I actually only pooped once in a public restroom, it was at school in like 3rd grade. But after that, I never pooped in a public restroom. It's not that I don't want too, but I just never have too if i'm at school or anywhere. But if I did have to, I wouldn't hold back, I would shit as hardcore as possible so people can hear meh!