What do you call a vixen with a runny nose?
In the furry fandom, a vixen is a 100% full on slut, so them having a runny nose is implying that they're full of cum to an extreme point
with that being known:
what does a Vixen and a hardware store have in common?
there both 10 cents a screw
Why did the vixen have lipstick on her steering wheel? She was trying to blow the horn.
A vixen walks into a yiff shop, and asks the shopkeeper, "How much is everything in the shop?" The shopkeeper says, "$5,000. Do you have the money?" The vixen says, "No, but I'm willing to work off my debt."
Why did the furry cross the road?
FUCK YOU I'M A CHICKEN
6 furries walk into a bar
one walks up to a redneck and says "nice ass"! and gets his head blown off
second walks up to a jew and says "bak shalom"! and gets his head blown off
third walks up to an asian and says "so do you guys really have 4 penises because of hiroshima"!? and gets his head blown off
fourth walks up to a black guy and says "hey man I heard you were selling weed". and gets his head blown off
The 5th furry walks up to the 6th and says "YIFF"! and he gets yiffed
that is why furries only talk to furries
I only know furry jokes, the rest are just crappy ones everyone has heard a million times