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Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 10:43 PM

Hey everybody, post all your funniest jokes here!


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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 10:45 PM

3 guys walk into a bar

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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 10:46 PM

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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 10:46 PM

your existence


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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 10:48 PM

At 7/14/12 10:46 PM, GuerrilleroHeroico wrote: This thread is now an imagedump.

This thread is now an imagedump.

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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 10:48 PM

do you know what the priest said to the kid
"i dont care where you run,i will cum after you"

*BUM DUM TISS*


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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 11:01 PM

What do you call five white guys on a bench?

The NBA LOLOLOLOLOL.

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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 11:04 PM

What do you call a vixen with a runny nose?

Full.

Explenation:

In the furry fandom, a vixen is a 100% full on slut, so them having a runny nose is implying that they're full of cum to an extreme point

with that being known:

what does a Vixen and a hardware store have in common?
there both 10 cents a screw

Why did the vixen have lipstick on her steering wheel? She was trying to blow the horn.

A vixen walks into a yiff shop, and asks the shopkeeper, "How much is everything in the shop?" The shopkeeper says, "$5,000. Do you have the money?" The vixen says, "No, but I'm willing to work off my debt."
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Why did the furry cross the road?

FUCK YOU I'M A CHICKEN

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6 furries walk into a bar

one walks up to a redneck and says "nice ass"! and gets his head blown off
second walks up to a jew and says "bak shalom"! and gets his head blown off
third walks up to an asian and says "so do you guys really have 4 penises because of hiroshima"!? and gets his head blown off
fourth walks up to a black guy and says "hey man I heard you were selling weed". and gets his head blown off
The 5th furry walks up to the 6th and says "YIFF"! and he gets yiffed

that is why furries only talk to furries

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I only know furry jokes, the rest are just crappy ones everyone has heard a million times


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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 11:08 PM

At 7/14/12 10:46 PM, GuerrilleroHeroico wrote: This thread is now an imagedump.

I LOVE IMAGE DUMPS lol

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I always come with a good plan, when that dont work I switch out to the hood plan

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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 11:14 PM

Arrow to the knee.


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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 11:14 PM

At 7/14/12 11:14 PM, Conal wrote: Arrow to the knee.

I used to be a normal kid like you

Then I took a yiff to the face


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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 11:20 PM

What is the only animal with an asshole on the middle of it's back?

A police horse.


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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 11:21 PM

At 7/14/12 11:20 PM, Suprememessage wrote: What is the only animal with an asshole on the middle of it's back?

A police horse.

I actually laughed pretty hard


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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 11:24 PM

What does a penis and a rubix cube have in common?

The longer you play with it the harder it gets.

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Why is being in the military like getting a blowjob?

The closer you are to discharge the better you feel.


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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 11:28 PM

I walked into my local Gamestop and asked the guy at the counter where I could find the PC games.

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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 11:28 PM

At 7/14/12 11:28 PM, Dawnslayer wrote: I walked into my local Gamestop and asked the guy at the counter where I could find the PC games.

i dont get it.....


I always come with a good plan, when that dont work I switch out to the hood plan

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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 11:37 PM

At 7/14/12 10:46 PM, GuerrilleroHeroico wrote: This thread is now an imagedump.

Alrighty then.

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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 11:45 PM

At 7/14/12 11:28 PM, 919CDS wrote:
At 7/14/12 11:28 PM, Dawnslayer wrote:

I walked into my local Gamestop and asked the guy at the counter where I could find the PC games.

i dont get it.....

Explanation.

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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 11:47 PM

At 7/14/12 10:43 PM, Jeffyx wrote: Hey everybody, post all your funniest jokes here!

So this guy Jeffyx creates a thread...


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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 11:47 PM

At 7/14/12 11:45 PM, Dawnslayer wrote: Explanation.

The funniest part about this is that it isn't even an exaggeration


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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 14th, 2012 @ 11:49 PM

At 7/14/12 11:45 PM, Dawnslayer wrote: Explanation.

Actually, I've walking into a Gamestop and found plenty of PC games that I enjoy. Most are used but the selection is okay, and they have all of the big new titles.

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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 15th, 2012 @ 12:14 AM

At 7/14/12 11:45 PM, Dawnslayer wrote:
At 7/14/12 11:28 PM, 919CDS wrote:
At 7/14/12 11:28 PM, Dawnslayer wrote:
I walked into my local Gamestop and asked the guy at the counter where I could find the PC games.

i dont get it.....
Explanation.

so theres barely any pc games at gamestop...thats what your sayin


I always come with a good plan, when that dont work I switch out to the hood plan

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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 15th, 2012 @ 01:32 AM

if this is crossing some sacred mod rule about not image dumping ; i'm sorry i'm not gonna take the time to read through all the rules before posting

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Response to Post all Jokes here! Jul. 15th, 2012 @ 10:27 AM

Probably this.

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