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Remember those penis inspections?

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Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-12 13:40:26


In 5th grade, usually done by the gym teacher.
None of my mates seem to remember, what about you guys?


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Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-12 13:41:26


I was the only one left out of that test. I felt so bad.


"Anything could happen in the next half hour!"

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Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-12 13:42:55


My gym teacher said my butt would hurt for the next few days and it did.
I think he was psychic.


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Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-12 13:54:14


well techincally, i cant get a penis inspection. I've had the doctors look at my "Private part". do they do inspections for girls at school?! I dunno..

Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-12 14:10:08


At 7/12/12 02:00 PM, MrPercie wrote: I was too busy wanking in the disabled toliets to turn up for penis inspections.

Funny, our penis inspections were in the disabled toilets.

Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-12 14:11:50


At 7/12/12 02:10 PM, parzo wrote:
At 7/12/12 02:00 PM, MrPercie wrote: I was too busy wanking in the disabled toliets to turn up for penis inspections.
Funny, our penis inspections were in the disabled toilets.

Lmao..

Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-12 14:15:16



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Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-12 14:43:53


I think if our teachers did that at my school it be rape.

Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-12 15:01:23


At 7/12/12 02:15 PM, Spretznaz wrote: Nice copypasta. Try again.
http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index?qid=20100809130525AA bsfV8

pretty much


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Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-12 15:09:23


My friend's sister failed her penis exception, her dad was so pissed off at her.


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Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-12 15:57:57


I remember that but for me it was the school nurse who did it. Checking if my balls were dropping or something, all I remember is that I was not looking forward to an old woman with cold hands to touch my under-aged junk.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-12 16:16:11


My gym teacher inspected us every month.Funny thing was that he could understand whether we had fapped. I remember those poor boys,who had fapped, getting punished by him and the old nurse.


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Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-12 16:20:38


At 7/12/12 04:16 PM, tonypar16 wrote: My gym teacher inspected us every month.Funny thing was that he could understand whether we had fapped. I remember those poor boys,who had fapped, getting punished by him and the old nurse.

Not only girls have "that time of the month" I see.


This is where I wrote something funny

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Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-12 16:25:14


At 7/12/12 01:40 PM, Slint wrote: None of my mates seem to remember,

That's because they were gassed at the time so they wouldn't remember. It's how the Catholic Church gets away with raping young girls.

Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-12 18:32:09


At 7/12/12 01:40 PM, Slint wrote: In 5th grade, usually done by the gym teacher.
None of my mates seem to remember, what about you guys?

That never happened. There is absolutely no chance in hell of schools being able to get away with that kind of shit.


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Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-12 18:36:11


At 7/12/12 02:00 PM, MrPercie wrote: I was too busy wanking in the disabled toliets to turn up for penis inspections.

how can you wank off when you cant even feel your penis?


Hi

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Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-12 18:42:23


No, I never got one


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Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-13 05:40:13


No...why?

Remember those penis inspections?

Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-13 05:43:08


Didn't Poozy already lock a thread like this?

Actually, he did.

A truly prophetic sig...

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Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-13 15:35:40


never happened it's all bullshit


"Did I ever tell you what the definition of insanity is?

was her name tenneassi

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Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-13 18:27:04


This thread again?


god

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Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-13 18:30:37


This is why the BBS blows. Mods aren't doing their jobs.

I clamour for BBR again.

Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-13 18:32:16


At 7/12/12 02:14 PM, Protagonist wrote: Funny. My female gum teacher would only subject me to these inspections. She would take me into the locker room and just go up and down it. I remember her soft hands and her red painted fingernails. Her two blond ponytails sticking out from under her instructors cap.

I keep thinking of Juliet from lollipop chainsaw.


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Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-14 00:24:57


....No, never.

Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-14 17:16:52


aww man,you would not believe...how much this hurts xD

Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-14 17:19:51


boo slint this thread sucks go back to lyric threads so i can get a special tingle when i get the reference


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Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-14 18:36:32


I remember that, the teacher would scrape the schmegma off our penises and put it in a jar and take it away for medical examining

Response to Remember those penis inspections? 2012-07-14 18:40:29


not funny shit like that happens in real life yo.

and it never happened to me.