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I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 10th, 2012 @ 07:02 PM Reply

I was shaving my balls just a while ago and then I nicked my right ballsack. It fell out and in to the ground. What should I do????


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 10th, 2012 @ 07:05 PM Reply

CUT YOUR WHOLE SCHLONG.


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 10th, 2012 @ 07:06 PM Reply

At 7/10/12 07:02 PM, TitaniumMan wrote: I was shaving my balls just a while ago and then I nicked my right ballsack. It fell out and in to the ground. What should I do????

I think you did a little more than nick it if you somehow managed to cut around the entire testicle and also cut the spermatic cord and veins.


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 10th, 2012 @ 07:06 PM Reply

At 7/10/12 07:05 PM, JakeDesuDesu wrote: CUT YOUR WHOLE SCHLONG.

Agreed. No looking back.


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 10th, 2012 @ 07:06 PM Reply

Is it not obvious? Put it back in, goddammit.


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 10th, 2012 @ 07:12 PM Reply

your avatar picture is highly appropriate for this thread


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 10th, 2012 @ 07:15 PM Reply

just put a little piece of toilet paper on your nick and rub another one out


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 10th, 2012 @ 07:17 PM Reply

Restore the symmetry.


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 10th, 2012 @ 07:34 PM Reply

Cut off the penis and the other testicle. Might as well get some red meat in your diet along with your eggs for good protein.


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 10th, 2012 @ 09:39 PM Reply

Not one complaint about "cutted" or question as to why he was trying to shave his balls. What's wrong with everyone?


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 10th, 2012 @ 09:41 PM Reply

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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 10th, 2012 @ 09:43 PM Reply

Well firstly your testis wouldnt fall out since its attached by tissue. And a knick wouldnt be big enough for a testis to fall out either. So shut your lying mouth and put some tissue on your little knich and never shave your balls again.


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 10th, 2012 @ 09:52 PM Reply

Shaving the sack is such a thrilling risk.

Sucks it didn't work out for you.

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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 10th, 2012 @ 09:54 PM Reply

At 7/10/12 09:39 PM, ohbombuh wrote: Not one complaint about "cutted" or question as to why he was trying to shave his balls. What's wrong with everyone?

commenting on spelling errors is too obvious

and i bet he doesn't have a reason why


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 10th, 2012 @ 11:16 PM Reply

At 7/10/12 09:52 PM, o0-0o wrote: Shaving the sack is such a thrilling risk.

Sucks it didn't work out for you.

Fellatio joke?


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 10th, 2012 @ 11:27 PM Reply

Slit your throat. Teh edn.


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 10th, 2012 @ 11:59 PM Reply

"cutted"


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 11th, 2012 @ 12:03 AM Reply

3 minutes in and my day has already been made.
Nice.


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 11th, 2012 @ 12:09 AM Reply

At 7/10/12 09:43 PM, MoriChax wrote: Well firstly your testis wouldnt fall out since its attached by tissue. And a knick wouldnt be big enough for a testis to fall out either. So shut your lying mouth and put some tissue on your little knich and never shave your balls again.

Don't you see he clearly has a malformed sack, and that small nick, cut it right open, what he saw dropped was the begining stage of puberty. Life is beautiful isn't it? :D


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 11th, 2012 @ 12:11 AM Reply

At 7/10/12 07:02 PM, TitaniumMan wrote: I was shaving my balls just a while ago and then I nicked my right ballsack. It fell out and in to the ground. What should I do????

You should boil it and then make it into a spread. Then put on toast and enjoy.

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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 11th, 2012 @ 12:13 AM Reply

Dumbass....

you dont shave, you trim


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 11th, 2012 @ 02:26 AM Reply

Your "right ballsack"? Since when do we have two ballsacks?

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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 11th, 2012 @ 02:31 AM Reply

At 7/11/12 02:26 AM, mothballs wrote: Your "right ballsack"? Since when do we have two ballsacks?

Well there is two but they're kinda stitched together down the middle or something cause there's a seam.

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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 11th, 2012 @ 02:43 AM Reply

Tape it back on. What's the problem?

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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 11th, 2012 @ 02:46 AM Reply

well it must be new years eve,
because you just saw the ball drop

*BA DUM TIZZ*


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 11th, 2012 @ 02:50 AM Reply

At 7/11/12 02:46 AM, MoodyRemix wrote: well it must be new years eve,
because you just saw the ball drop

*BA DUM TIZZ*

You try too hard.


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 11th, 2012 @ 05:29 AM Reply

At 7/10/12 07:02 PM, TitaniumMan wrote: I was shaving my balls just a while ago and then I nicked my right ballsack. It fell out and in to the ground. What should I do????

You "cutted" yourself? Are you a toddler?

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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 11th, 2012 @ 05:33 AM Reply

At 7/11/12 02:31 AM, GuerrilleroHeroico wrote:
At 7/11/12 02:26 AM, mothballs wrote: Your "right ballsack"? Since when do we have two ballsacks?
Well there is two but they're kinda stitched together down the middle or something cause there's a seam.

oh god what if my ballsack seam unravels?????


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Response to I cutted myself while shaving! Jul. 11th, 2012 @ 05:34 AM Reply

Now you're just like Hitler.

All that's left is to get turned down by and art school and to kill 6 million jews.