I cutted myself while shaving!

[TitaniumMan]

I was shaving my balls just a while ago and then I nicked my right ballsack. It fell out and in to the ground. What should I do????

[MushookieMan]

At 7/10/12 07:02 PM, TitaniumMan wrote: I was shaving my balls just a while ago and then I nicked my right ballsack. It fell out and in to the ground. What should I do????

I think you did a little more than nick it if you somehow managed to cut around the entire testicle and also cut the spermatic cord and veins.

[Dosko]

At 7/10/12 07:05 PM, JakeDesuDesu wrote: CUT YOUR WHOLE SCHLONG.

Agreed. No looking back.

[Winrar1337]

Is it not obvious? Put it back in, goddammit.

[Painbringer]

Pics (marked NSFW) or it didn't happen.

[tox]

just put a little piece of toilet paper on your nick and rub another one out

[kmau]

Restore the symmetry.

[yugimt]

Cut off the penis and the other testicle. Might as well get some red meat in your diet along with your eggs for good protein.

[ohbombuh]

Not one complaint about "cutted" or question as to why he was trying to shave his balls. What's wrong with everyone?

[JimmyTheCaterpillar]

AHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

[MoriChax]

Well firstly your testis wouldnt fall out since its attached by tissue. And a knick wouldnt be big enough for a testis to fall out either. So shut your lying mouth and put some tissue on your little knich and never shave your balls again.

[o0-0o]

Shaving the sack is such a thrilling risk.

Sucks it didn't work out for you.

[ohbombuh]

At 7/10/12 09:52 PM, o0-0o wrote: Shaving the sack is such a thrilling risk.

Sucks it didn't work out for you.

Fellatio joke?

[Manly-Chicken]

Slit your throat. Teh edn.

[Bolo]

"cutted"

[YenMuffin]

3 minutes in and my day has already been made.
Nice.

[Kanon]

At 7/10/12 09:43 PM, MoriChax wrote: Well firstly your testis wouldnt fall out since its attached by tissue. And a knick wouldnt be big enough for a testis to fall out either. So shut your lying mouth and put some tissue on your little knich and never shave your balls again.

Don't you see he clearly has a malformed sack, and that small nick, cut it right open, what he saw dropped was the begining stage of puberty. Life is beautiful isn't it? :D

[RAMB0J3SUS]

At 7/10/12 07:02 PM, TitaniumMan wrote: I was shaving my balls just a while ago and then I nicked my right ballsack. It fell out and in to the ground. What should I do????

You should boil it and then make it into a spread. Then put on toast and enjoy.

[poinl]

Dumbass....

you dont shave, you trim

[mothballs]

Your "right ballsack"? Since when do we have two ballsacks?

[Entice]

At 7/11/12 02:26 AM, mothballs wrote: Your "right ballsack"? Since when do we have two ballsacks?

Well there is two but they're kinda stitched together down the middle or something cause there's a seam.

[Mezmerization]

Tape it back on. What's the problem?

[MoodyRemix]

well it must be new years eve,
because you just saw the ball drop

*BA DUM TIZZ*

[Sword-of-Kings]

At 7/10/12 07:02 PM, TitaniumMan wrote: I was shaving my balls just a while ago and then I nicked my right ballsack. It fell out and in to the ground. What should I do????

You "cutted" yourself? Are you a toddler?

[Chocomilk]

At 7/11/12 02:31 AM, GuerrilleroHeroico wrote:

At 7/11/12 02:26 AM, mothballs wrote: Your "right ballsack"? Since when do we have two ballsacks?

Well there is two but they're kinda stitched together down the middle or something cause there's a seam.

oh god what if my ballsack seam unravels?????

[Jester]

Now you're just like Hitler.

All that's left is to get turned down by and art school and to kill 6 million jews.