I was shaving my balls just a while ago and then I nicked my right ballsack. It fell out and in to the ground. What should I do????
I cutted myself while shaving!
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At 7/10/12 07:02 PM, TitaniumMan wrote: I was shaving my balls just a while ago and then I nicked my right ballsack. It fell out and in to the ground. What should I do????
I think you did a little more than nick it if you somehow managed to cut around the entire testicle and also cut the spermatic cord and veins.
Is it not obvious? Put it back in, goddammit.
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just put a little piece of toilet paper on your nick and rub another one out
Cut off the penis and the other testicle. Might as well get some red meat in your diet along with your eggs for good protein.
Not one complaint about "cutted" or question as to why he was trying to shave his balls. What's wrong with everyone?
The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.
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Well firstly your testis wouldnt fall out since its attached by tissue. And a knick wouldnt be big enough for a testis to fall out either. So shut your lying mouth and put some tissue on your little knich and never shave your balls again.
Shaving the sack is such a thrilling risk.
Sucks it didn't work out for you.
At 7/10/12 09:52 PM, o0-0o wrote: Shaving the sack is such a thrilling risk.
Sucks it didn't work out for you.
Fellatio joke?
The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.
3 minutes in and my day has already been made.
Nice.
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At 7/10/12 09:43 PM, MoriChax wrote: Well firstly your testis wouldnt fall out since its attached by tissue. And a knick wouldnt be big enough for a testis to fall out either. So shut your lying mouth and put some tissue on your little knich and never shave your balls again.
Don't you see he clearly has a malformed sack, and that small nick, cut it right open, what he saw dropped was the begining stage of puberty. Life is beautiful isn't it? :D
At 7/10/12 07:02 PM, TitaniumMan wrote: I was shaving my balls just a while ago and then I nicked my right ballsack. It fell out and in to the ground. What should I do????
You should boil it and then make it into a spread. Then put on toast and enjoy.
Your "right ballsack"? Since when do we have two ballsacks?
At 7/10/12 07:02 PM, TitaniumMan wrote: I was shaving my balls just a while ago and then I nicked my right ballsack. It fell out and in to the ground. What should I do????
You "cutted" yourself? Are you a toddler?
At 7/11/12 02:31 AM, GuerrilleroHeroico wrote:At 7/11/12 02:26 AM, mothballs wrote: Your "right ballsack"? Since when do we have two ballsacks?Well there is two but they're kinda stitched together down the middle or something cause there's a seam.
oh god what if my ballsack seam unravels?????
Now you're just like Hitler.
All that's left is to get turned down by and art school and to kill 6 million jews.
You look nice today.
This guy brutally sodomizes me.
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