Where to masterbait

[Freeze-E]

Well I want to know where to masterbait. te bathroom is too uncomfortable, and anyone can bust into my room, because it doesn't have a lock.

[TheDucyawsome808]

At 7/9/12 09:58 PM, Freeze-E wrote: Well I want to know where to masterbait. te bathroom is too uncomfortable, and anyone can bust into my room, because it doesn't have a lock.

whats masterbait

[killerrob]

What ever room your parents are in. Only when they're in it though. Look em in the eyes too.

[Zhon]

At 7/9/12 09:58 PM, Freeze-E wrote: Well I want to know where to masterbait. te bathroom is too uncomfortable, and anyone can bust into my room, because it doesn't have a lock.

It depends on what you're trying to bait. I suppose if it were family members, your room or the bathroom might indeed be a good choice. But if it's something like fish, bears, small children, or other animals, the situation can vary. I think it's best to just critically examine your needs for the given situation and find a suitable location. I wish you the best of luck on mastering your craft, though.

[OreganoKicker]

Well first you buy your master bait from the store, and then go to a lake where masters swim in. After that, you put the bait on the hook, and start fishing.

[Freeze-E]

In your parents bed.

[dlxrevolution]

In your sisters mouth.

[OreganoKicker]

At 7/9/12 10:18 PM, dlxrevolution wrote: In your sisters mouth.

lololololol

[Freeze-E]

At 7/9/12 10:19 PM, OreganoKicker wrote:

At 7/9/12 10:18 PM, dlxrevolution wrote: In your sisters mouth.

lololololol

STFU faggots, I'm dead serious.

[Revo357912]

At 7/9/12 09:59 PM, TheDucyawsome808 wrote:

At 7/9/12 09:58 PM, Freeze-E wrote: Well I want to know where to masterbait. te bathroom is too uncomfortable, and anyone can bust into my room, because it doesn't have a lock.

whats masterbait

It is Baiting like a master.

Not to be confused with Master Debater.

[TheMajormel]

At 7/9/12 10:22 PM, Freeze-E wrote:

At 7/9/12 10:19 PM, OreganoKicker wrote:

At 7/9/12 10:18 PM, dlxrevolution wrote: In your sisters mouth.

lololololol

STFU faggots, I'm dead serious.

It's rude to call people that. Also, the best place to jack off is the bathroom.

[Lionelion]

At 7/9/12 10:23 PM, Revo357912 wrote:

At 7/9/12 09:59 PM, TheDucyawsome808 wrote:

whats masterbait

It is Baiting like a master.

Not to be confused with Master Debater.

This man right here, he knows his bait, listen to him

[Sword-of-Kings]

At 7/9/12 10:22 PM, Freeze-E wrote:

At 7/9/12 10:19 PM, OreganoKicker wrote:

At 7/9/12 10:18 PM, dlxrevolution wrote: In your sisters mouth.

lololololol

STFU faggots, I'm dead serious.

Since you called me a faggot, I will not help you.

[JoseFonz]

At 7/10/12 12:01 AM, CockGobbler wrote:

At 7/9/12 11:18 PM, e-lord wrote: settle down kids

he misspelled a word

no need to make a never-ending river of unfunny condescending jokes

Masterbait is a hilarious misspelling. Only a 10 year old boy would spell it like that.

...Or maybe he's mentally deficient

[Painbringer]

At your local fishing hole.

[Halberd]

I am scared that the OP is serious.

[Trambamboline]

Bushes. Duh.

[T3XT]

I'll just assume 'master-baiting' is a high-end fishing technique.

In that case, I'd recommend a larger body of water. A boat helps.

Bathrooms don't have nearly enough water in them to practice the great technique of master baiting.

Make sure your bait is right before attempting as well.

[sweet21]

Do you have a tablecloth? Go under said table! Make sure the cloth is super long! Instant fap curtain.

[Thedark]

To the basement

[ChainsawNinjaZX]

Here's what you do. You go Disneyland right, and when all the kids are cheering at Micky, you take off his mask, cum in it, and put it back on the employee really quick like. That's where you do it.

[SubparTony]

Guys this guy has a serious issue and you make fun of him.He can't masterbait for fuck's sake.Anyway,take a fish.You've noticed how they have an open mouth?Put your penis in there.Make sure the fish is the right size:Not too small for your dick not to big.Then start jacking off with the fish.Do it in the kitchen.Your family won't even suspect you since they will think you are cooking.After you're done cook the fish and then serve it with a special sauce in it.
Note:Make sure you remove the teeth.And for the best experience put a pickle in it.It will feel like a tongue.

[Soapbubble]

Whenever you feel the need, just whip it out and go for it. It's natural and shouldn't be illegal ever.

[MiloBased]

*witty joke about fish because OP said masterbait*

[Lolzer]

At 7/9/12 09:58 PM, Freeze-E wrote: Well I want to know where to masterbait. te bathroom is too uncomfortable, and anyone can bust into my room, because it doesn't have a lock.

Zelda Called...He wants his Master Bait back for his fishing pole. Chop Chop now.

[Mismo]

In the water where one can see what you're doing.

Well they might think you're drowning since you'll be splashing around a lot.

[Banana]

Primary school playground

[celsiusdarkdragon]

Here's your problem, You misspelled "Masturbate" There, Your Problem Solved!!

[rifledark1]

Okay, serious reply:

Do it when your parents are gone, or whatever room has a lock.

You could do it in a closet maybe... :3

Tell us what rooms your house has.

If you have any siblings, you could use their rooms too, if they have locks.

[111122223138]

At 7/9/12 11:11 PM, CockGobbler wrote: Masterbait? Is that the best type of bait in Pokemon?

That honestly sounds like something you'd see in a Pokemon game, and by god I'd lose it as a child if it came up in text.