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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 22:47:50 Reply

Lil Wayne so I could be Lil Lil Tunechi and "The Son of Dr. Carter".

Too bad he wouldn't really father me


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 22:49:14 Reply

Stephen King and his wife Tabitha King.

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 23:18:24 Reply

Hugh Heffener or however it's spelled.

Best inheritance ever, plus even if you don't like him he's gonna die soon anyway.


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-09 23:19:14 Reply

Jim Carrey and his latest partner Anastasia Vitkina. because Jim Carrey is one of my favorite actors and he's really funny

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-10 00:40:24 Reply

My father would either be Andrew W.K. or Jim Carrey.

My Mother would be either Virgin Mary or Amy Poehler.


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-10 00:52:26 Reply

Bill Gates is a cunt to his children. All celebrities are pretty much cunts.

I'm going with Mel Gibson.


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-10 01:25:58 Reply

At 7/10/12 12:52 AM, Razz wrote: Bill Gates is a cunt to his children. All celebrities are pretty much cunts.

I'm going with Mel Gibson.

The biggest cunt of them all?


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-10 02:25:14 Reply

At 7/10/12 01:25 AM, Sensationalism wrote: The biggest cunt of them all?

I guess if you have to be the progeny of a cunt, be the progeny of the most prolific cunt.


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-10 02:26:01 Reply

i wish charizard was my mom and blastoise was my dad


if it is a gigantic horrible typo mah bad

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-10 04:42:40 Reply

Tommy Wiseau.

He will give me fatherly advice and always be happy to see me


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-10 05:01:10 Reply

At 7/10/12 04:42 AM, Halberd wrote: Tommy Wiseau.

He will give me fatherly advice and always be happy to see me

"Oh hi Halberd."


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-10 05:02:31 Reply

Emma Watson. No, wait...


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-10 05:20:41 Reply

David Schwimmer
Johnny Depp
George Clooney
Matt Le Blanc


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-10 05:32:25 Reply

Fuck parents I'm going to be Batman.

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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-10 05:48:16 Reply

A love triangle between Morgan Freeman,Clint Eastwood and Bruce Wayne.


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-10 07:13:07 Reply

Edward Norton would be my father.


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Response to Pick a celebrity to be your parent 2012-07-10 08:40:01 Reply

At 7/10/12 08:36 AM, Criminal-23 wrote: I'd choose Adolf Hitler, then I wouldn't have fucking brown eyes.

Hitler had brown eyes


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