the us needs to go to war with someone or incite world war 3 for the sheer fact that many students would drop out become hippies and get high, lowering the tuition and overall cost of college and increasing the number of job openings so that i can weasel my way in and capitalize on the situation
how will this happen?
well i have been sending countless emails to the governments of england, france, germany and russia alerting them of my plan and so far none of them have responded back but i am optimistic that said silence is a result of prolonged awe followed by extreme deliberation and mass lay offs because no one else has thought of this ingenious plan before. i know, i know, pat me on the back alter. i expect 4 emails today from each government containing their acceptance for said plan, their allegiance to my personal army and a suggested country we should attack. little do they know i am not president obama and sure enough they will all look like fools when the war has begun and i am in my comfy dorm chillin like a villain with my countless internship programs while the world is spiraling into the reverse watchmen
praise bees 2012