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Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 10:28:40 Reply

So Itasia and I were playing some AC Revelations, and we were kicking eachother's asses. So I started making sexual wagers for what happens if who wins. So eventually it spiraled into snogging and then sex. After about 30 minutes, as we were deep in the throes of lovemaking, my mom walks in. However, she handles it cool and asks us if we'd like some breakfast or some shit because it was like 8 in the morning. I was like "Fuck, can you give us a minute?" and so she shut the door and we continued. Later on after breakfast my mom wanted to speak with me in the other room. I obliged and went in. I wasn't paying attention because I hadn't slept last night and I was zoning out, but I think it was something about her being surprised my girlfriend is black.

inb4 Itasia = your hand

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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 10:30:51 Reply

At 7/9/12 10:29 AM, Amaranthus wrote: You told that story in chat like 3 days ago.

no reason not 2 cash in on the bbs goodness lil homie


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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 10:30:53 Reply

At 7/9/12 10:29 AM, Amaranthus wrote: You told that story in chat like 3 days ago.

I'm just getting my lazy ass on to the Forums again after like 10 years on inactivity.


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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 10:31:44 Reply

I wasn't paying attention because I hadn't slept last night and I was zoning out, but I think it was something about her being surprised my girlfriend is black.

Ok...?


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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 10:32:27 Reply

At 7/9/12 10:28 AM, SolidToad wrote: ause I hadn't slept last night and I was zoning out, but I think it was something about her being surprised my girlfriend is black.

your mom is raycis


ok

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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 10:33:10 Reply

At 7/9/12 10:28 AM, SolidToad wrote:
inb4 Itasia = your hand

Itasia = your pillow


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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 10:37:15 Reply

At 7/9/12 10:34 AM, Amaranthus wrote:
At 7/9/12 10:33 AM, ohbombuh wrote:
At 7/9/12 10:28 AM, SolidToad wrote:
inb4 Itasia = your hand
Itasia = your pillow
Itasia= imaginary.

You're just jellyous.


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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 10:38:29 Reply

Man if my son was into bestiality, I'd disown him

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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 10:48:53 Reply

At 7/9/12 10:30 AM, cedrickboy08 wrote:
At 7/9/12 10:29 AM, Amaranthus wrote: You told that story in chat like 3 days ago.
no reason not 2 cash in on the bbs goodness lil homie

You seriously used "2" instead of "to"?!

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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 10:51:17 Reply

At 7/9/12 10:48 AM, ZeldaFan64DS wrote:
At 7/9/12 10:30 AM, cedrickboy08 wrote:
At 7/9/12 10:29 AM, Amaranthus wrote: You told that story in chat like 3 days ago.
no reason not 2 cash in on the bbs goodness lil homie
You seriously used "2" instead of "to"?!

yeh i gotsK 2 and thaz onK c^rip


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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 10:57:01 Reply

I don't understand why people post shit like this, what exactly are we to discuss here?

It's not even a big deal, nor is it interesting to discuss, unless it's another "Hey guis I has a gf" type of thread.

Don't take this personal though, what I just said applies to 98% of threads in general.


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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 10:59:38 Reply

At 7/9/12 10:38 AM, saqwert wrote: Man if my son was into bestiality, I'd disown him

Dat racis yo

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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 11:23:46 Reply

Hahah Itasia. Black people and their silly names.


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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 11:25:16 Reply

You owe me the few seconds I wasted on reading that horrid story.


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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 11:59:32 Reply

At 7/9/12 10:28 AM, SolidToad wrote: I wasn't paying attention because I hadn't slept last night and I was zoning out, but I think it was something about her being surprised my girlfriend is black.

Woah woah woah woah....your hand is black? Sounds like a medical condition.

See what I did? I'm so original.

There was some stuff here before but the sig editor deleted it. Dumb fucker.

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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 12:58:14 Reply

http://solidtoad.newgrounds.com/news/

USE IT

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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 13:34:01 Reply

a brony talking about beastilty...gross


if it is a gigantic horrible typo mah bad

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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 13:42:25 Reply

Lets get yiffy.


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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 13:43:32 Reply

I know a girl named Itasia.


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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 13:54:06 Reply

At 7/9/12 10:30 AM, SolidToad wrote:
At 7/9/12 10:29 AM, Amaranthus wrote: You told that story in chat like 3 days ago.
I'm just getting my lazy ass on to the Forums again after like 10 years on inactivity.

10 years? So you've signed up here before I did. Also this. Also this.


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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 13:56:34 Reply

At 7/9/12 01:43 PM, MiloBased wrote: I know a girl named Itasia.

Ask her if she had the secks with a fat man in a pony costume.

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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 14:05:56 Reply

I find it hard to take your story seriously, seeing that you felt the need to talk about you and your GF's sexual games beforehand.


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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 14:16:38 Reply

At 7/9/12 02:12 PM, Travis wrote: 0/10...

I await the day I hear a believable sex story on Newgrounds BBS.

i dont think anyone who had sex would tell us.


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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 14:19:33 Reply

This is a story, isn't it? So it's supposed to go to your news post.
if this was a discussion, this thread had atleast a point.

so csbro

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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 14:22:33 Reply

I guess the only thing to say here is, Are you happy with her? Does she feel happy with you? If you say yes to both, then fuck everyone else who wants to ruin that happiness.


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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 15:13:59 Reply

My mom also never wants me to be with a black girl. I honestly don't give a shit though, I find a lot of black girls to be really hot.

Also lol AC Revelations sucks Brotherhood was so much better in every way

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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 15:19:16 Reply

At 7/9/12 11:23 AM, Halberd wrote: Hahah Itasia. Black people and their silly names.

Right. She would have known just off the name!


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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 15:31:51 Reply

At 7/9/12 02:12 PM, Travis wrote: 0/10...

I await the day I hear a believable sex story on Newgrounds BBS.

As no one on Newgrounds has sex, you will be waiting a long time.


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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 16:11:20 Reply

At 7/9/12 01:54 PM, Razz wrote:
At 7/9/12 10:30 AM, SolidToad wrote:
At 7/9/12 10:29 AM, Amaranthus wrote: You told that story in chat like 3 days ago.
I'm just getting my lazy ass on to the Forums again after like 10 years on inactivity.
10 years? So you've signed up here before I did. Also this. Also this.

Ever heard of exageration?


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Response to Mom walked in, Black GF 2012-07-09 17:41:10 Reply

you mom needs to chill out with here racistness


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