So Itasia and I were playing some AC Revelations, and we were kicking eachother's asses. So I started making sexual wagers for what happens if who wins. So eventually it spiraled into snogging and then sex. After about 30 minutes, as we were deep in the throes of lovemaking, my mom walks in. However, she handles it cool and asks us if we'd like some breakfast or some shit because it was like 8 in the morning. I was like "Fuck, can you give us a minute?" and so she shut the door and we continued. Later on after breakfast my mom wanted to speak with me in the other room. I obliged and went in. I wasn't paying attention because I hadn't slept last night and I was zoning out, but I think it was something about her being surprised my girlfriend is black.
inb4 Itasia = your hand