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And i have 3 days left in college. And after that i will be in my home with no one around.
So, what should i do for 10 Days to pass the time?
And yes, a party was one of the things on my mind..
Get naked and walk around in the house like that.
Also watch porn and turn the volume to the max.Heck yeah.
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Project X in real life.
Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.
Get a hooker.
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At 7/8/12 12:32 PM, ScaryPicnic wrote:At 7/8/12 12:31 PM, homsarrunner3 wrote: like a sir.this shit needs to stop
I regret to inform you that it would be extremely unhealthy for my shit to stop. When, for whatever reason, fecal matter can no longer pass through the rectum and out of the body, it collects in the bowels, eventually causing portions of said bowels to become necrotic (dead). Then, since the shit cannot leave the body, it builds up, and can and will lead to death.
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Sleep in laze about, don't clean up or vacume, and don't shower for a few days... like the rest of us usually do
call me toxie 0.~
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Wake up early, make a satisfying breakfast, go for a morning jog, come home and do something productive. Have an equally satisfying lunch, clean up the house a bit, relax and find some form of entertainment for a few hours, cook a dinner that balances out the rest of your previous diet. Go out with some friends and come home to get some sleep at 9 PM or so, basking in the glory that you had no one around all day to bug you.
^ All things I, and I imagine any other college student, never did during the regular semester.
I just decided that I need a signature.
I was alone for three weeks because my husband left so I had the house to myself.
But I live 3 hours away from my friends and family so no parties. The only option I had was to talk around mostly naked and nothing really else...
fyi I went back home to my parents, I couldn't handle the loneliness
I guess I'd party a couple times if I had the luxury. Just make sure you hide/lock stuff up, take out breakables, and lock doors.
At 7/8/12 01:53 PM, jjjkuk wrote: Project X
I don't know why. But i always think that is the typical american party...
At 7/8/12 12:59 PM, Scarface wrote:At 7/8/12 12:33 PM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Project X in real life.That movie was based on a real party in Australia. It reached near riot levels.
As much as that guy was a douche, that news-reporter was pretty bitchy.
Watch every Home Alone except the third one that has nothing to do with the child actor Macaulay Culkin.
Honestly I'd tramps around naked and watch scary movies.
Seriously, who even reads these things anymore?
At 7/8/12 01:02 PM, Shockoach wrote: Walk around naked, masturbate, play your porn loud, look through your roommate/parent's stuff, try to find what fits in your ass the best.
Oh, the joys of walking around naked.. and jerking off!
My parents leave me home alone pretty often. Have some friends over and do whatever you guys want, and try to get a girl over.
For I am and forever shall be... a master ruseman.