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Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 8th, 2012 @ 02:08 AM Reply

NASA probe finds Heaven-like area in space.

I'm honestly not sure what to make of this, I think this could honestly be the proof that people need to verify the existence of some intelligent being.

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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 8th, 2012 @ 02:11 AM Reply

At 7/8/12 02:10 AM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote:

or it could be proof that in the morning a shitty religious flamewar will unfold

Did you even click the link? There's little room for argument.

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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 8th, 2012 @ 02:12 AM Reply

"But most of us who have heard the tapes agree that whatever's going on up there sounds a lot like what goes on in churches here on earth."

Great, so heaven is full of child molestation and ecuminical racketeering.

Also:

"Copyright 2009"
"Prophecies, predictions"

Yeah, no. Shove your metaphysic propaganda.

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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 8th, 2012 @ 02:12 AM Reply

At 7/8/12 02:11 AM, Shockoach wrote:

You know that's fake, right?

right?

Just because you don't want to believe it doesn't make it fake.

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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 8th, 2012 @ 02:22 AM Reply

Great source!


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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 8th, 2012 @ 02:45 AM Reply

that article seemed pretty tounge n cheek

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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 8th, 2012 @ 02:52 AM Reply

At 7/8/12 02:08 AM, benmitchell0036 wrote: NASA probe finds Heaven-like area in space.

I'm honestly not sure what to make of this, I think this could honestly be the proof that people need to verify the existence of some intelligent being.

load of bullshit. i thought this was going to be something like a hubble image of a heaven-like nebula or something, but this might as well go in the weekly world news with bat boy.

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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 8th, 2012 @ 02:53 AM Reply

Seems legit. I believe everything I read.


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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 8th, 2012 @ 02:54 AM Reply

What.....the.....Heaven? (cwutididthar)

Wait, wait.

The Bible clearly says that Heaven is beyond us, a realm away from this universe entirely, and the only way to find it is through God himself.

What is going on here?!

Do you think NASA could just be psyching themselves out?

Also, 'the Spirit'. Lol, ironic.

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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 8th, 2012 @ 02:57 AM Reply

Do you think NASA could just be psyching themselves out?

No, the site is just bullshit entirely.

I smelled bullshit somewhere, needed to find the source.

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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 8th, 2012 @ 11:59 AM Reply

pics or didnt happen


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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 8th, 2012 @ 12:11 PM Reply

Seems legit


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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 8th, 2012 @ 01:28 PM Reply

At 7/8/12 12:11 PM, tox wrote: Seems legit

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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 9th, 2012 @ 08:32 AM Reply

At 7/8/12 02:12 AM, benmitchell0036 wrote: Just because you don't want to believe it doesn't make it fake.

That'd be one hell of an argument, if only you would ever realise that "just because you want to believe, it doesn't make it real" either.

Still, here's a couple more points:
"Hundreds of black-and-white photographs beamed back to earth by NASA's hard-working Spirit rover since 2004 show architecture reminiscent of the glimmering marble structures that were common in ancient Greece."
1. Leave Ancient Greece out of it. Ancient Greece had no relation whatsoever with Christian beliefs.
2. Where would those "hundreds of photographs" happen to be? I'd assume one who writes an article, also has access to the evidence he writes about?

3. So, you mean to tell me that
a. either there's a few trillion roaming people on Mars and we just didn't happen to notice them before or
b. invisible etheral souls that live on in "heaven" need real marble structures to... not lose their way or something

Nice try but 98% of the reason I even replied is that it's summer, warm, I'm bored and it's noon.

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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 9th, 2012 @ 10:34 AM Reply

So that article claims they have pictures of 'heaven' and yet the article doesnt bother to show us any of the hundreds of pictures they claim to have

Seems legit

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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 9th, 2012 @ 10:39 AM Reply

man i told yall that one day nasa would find the proof i knew we shoulda never stopped funding them they are bringing us closer to finding god we found the god particle now this its been a great week to be a christian


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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 9th, 2012 @ 10:54 AM Reply

Also in other news while digging for a random hole in my backyard yesterday I discovered Hell. I took pictures but I don't feel like posting them.

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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 9th, 2012 @ 11:21 AM Reply

Ignoring the fact that it's bullshit, that would be a really lame afterlife unless church is your favorite thing ever.


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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 9th, 2012 @ 01:13 PM Reply

At 7/8/12 02:12 AM, benmitchell0036 wrote:
At 7/8/12 02:11 AM, Shockoach wrote:

You know that's fake, right?

right?
Just because you don't want to believe it doesn't make it fake.

why is it copyright 2009 at the bottom then?


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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 9th, 2012 @ 01:53 PM Reply

"But here's the capper"- A NASA source said.

Seems legit.


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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 9th, 2012 @ 02:37 PM Reply

People taking this guy seriously..

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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 9th, 2012 @ 04:07 PM Reply

At 7/8/12 11:59 AM, Blazirc wrote: pics or didnt happen

This.

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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 9th, 2012 @ 05:45 PM Reply

We can finally see what the gods are doing all day.


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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 9th, 2012 @ 05:51 PM Reply

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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 9th, 2012 @ 07:24 PM Reply

Is there life on Maaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaahhrrrrrrrrs!?!?

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Response to Space Probe Finds Heaven Jul. 9th, 2012 @ 07:27 PM Reply

Their slogan is "news spun true"

sounds legit


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