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How To Pimp 2012-07-08 00:24:05 Reply

So everyone should know by now that I'm a Mac Daddy. Im going to teach you how to pimp a hoe.

1. Now, this isn't the 70s, scratch the purple suit ideal. Go to Footlocker, get a pair of the latest Air Jordans or Timberland boots, a shirt with a looney toon character holding a stack of money, a New Era fitted hat(DONT FUCKING BEND THE BILL), some loose fitting denim jeans, and a black hoodie.

2. Walk casually down the street. Find the cutest, below the age of 19 white girl(They all love gangsta black dudes). Tell her:
"Hey, why are you alone?"
"Ha, Im going home."
"You want me to walk with you? It's late."
"I dont think my daddy would like you."
"Well come with me and tell him you're at your friends house."
"K"

You get to your house and she starts sucking your dick. Tell her you love her and snuggle the bitch after. Now, her parents dont want her back home because she lied about being at her friend's so she's staying with you. You tell her you cant ay the rent and she has to help out.

So you set her out.

When you're done this should be your situation:

How To Pimp


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Response to How To Pimp 2012-07-08 00:28:56 Reply

Yea but I'm white.


Yea, I farm Anal Penguins. Do something about it.

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Response to How To Pimp 2012-07-08 00:43:36 Reply

At 7/8/12 12:28 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Yea but I'm white.

Then this isn't meant for you.


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Response to How To Pimp 2012-07-08 00:48:26 Reply

Mac Daddy in the house

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Response to How To Pimp 2012-07-08 00:50:54 Reply

At 7/8/12 12:43 AM, MiloBased wrote:
At 7/8/12 12:28 AM, AnalPenguinFarming wrote: Yea but I'm white.
Then this isn't meant for you.

name one white person that be pimpin yo?


Hi

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Response to How To Pimp 2012-07-08 03:56:35 Reply

At 7/8/12 12:50 AM, beardkiller wrote: name one white person that be pimpin yo?

White James.


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Response to How To Pimp 2012-07-08 04:31:38 Reply

I actually find the old-fashioned pimps to be really cool, with names such as "Sheet metal" and "slick back", and walking around with a diamond encrusted staff, a fancy purple suit, and a white hotrod with leopard spot trim

If only I could do the voice


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Response to How To Pimp 2012-07-08 04:51:49 Reply

At 7/8/12 04:31 AM, Xenomit wrote: and "slick back

It's "A Pimp Named Slickback."


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Response to How To Pimp 2012-07-08 04:55:09 Reply

At 7/8/12 04:51 AM, MiloBased wrote:
At 7/8/12 04:31 AM, Xenomit wrote: and "slick back
It's "A Pimp Named Slickback."

yeah, that's what I said, "slickback"

I'm playing along now

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Response to How To Pimp 2012-07-08 05:15:50 Reply

At 7/8/12 04:55 AM, Xenomit wrote:
yeah, that's what I said, "slickback"

No no. Say it with me "A Pimp. Named. Slickback."


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