So everyone should know by now that I'm a Mac Daddy. Im going to teach you how to pimp a hoe.
1. Now, this isn't the 70s, scratch the purple suit ideal. Go to Footlocker, get a pair of the latest Air Jordans or Timberland boots, a shirt with a looney toon character holding a stack of money, a New Era fitted hat(DONT FUCKING BEND THE BILL), some loose fitting denim jeans, and a black hoodie.
2. Walk casually down the street. Find the cutest, below the age of 19 white girl(They all love gangsta black dudes). Tell her:
"Hey, why are you alone?"
"Ha, Im going home."
"You want me to walk with you? It's late."
"I dont think my daddy would like you."
"Well come with me and tell him you're at your friends house."
You get to your house and she starts sucking your dick. Tell her you love her and snuggle the bitch after. Now, her parents dont want her back home because she lied about being at her friend's so she's staying with you. You tell her you cant ay the rent and she has to help out.
So you set her out.
When you're done this should be your situation: