im getting laid today

[mchagus]

yea thats right im getting pussy today and and maybe she'll be up for anal so HAHAHAHAHAHA take that you nerds

[BasedBubbus]

fuck her mouth

[argile]

Great for you.we care very much about the chances of your procreation.

[Yert]

congratulations

[Trambamboline]

Remember to pull off her nipples. Girls love that shit.

[Decky]

At 7/7/12 09:00 AM, mchagus wrote: yea thats right im getting pussy today and and maybe she'll be up for anal so HAHAHAHAHAHA take that you nerds

Congrats man, it's nice to hear that your mother finally circum to your sexual advances.

[mandog]

While us nerds are stuck being virgins and jacking off to hentai you will get laid.

[yugimt]

At 7/7/12 10:06 AM, Amaranthus wrote: Op, your hand doesn't count.

If his hand can do anal, then he might wanna get that checked out.

[Manly-Chicken]

At 7/7/12 09:00 AM, mchagus wrote: yea thats right im getting pussy today and and maybe she'll be up for anal so HAHAHAHAHAHA take that you nerds

Why would you do that to a cat?
FREEEEAAAAAAAAKKKKKK!

[MrPercie]

have fun getting poop on yer willy.

[SubparTony]

Yeah,yeah right.Tomorrow send us a link of the porn you will fap to.

[Thedark]

Upload pics after :P

[PWJP]

Your profile doesn't scpecify your age, WHICH MEANS you don't want to be embarassed by your age, ERGO you're underage.
In other words, BULLLSHIIIIIIIT.

[Sword-of-Kings]

At 7/7/12 09:00 AM, mchagus wrote: yea thats right im getting pussy today and and maybe she'll be up for anal so HAHAHAHAHAHA take that you nerds

Da-Da-Da-Da Da-Da-Da-Daaaaaaa!!!!!

[CharltonChinchilla]

Your performing your bodily functions, well done. Since your posting on general that you're having sex this is probably your first. And you're going to be fucking shit.

[Piggler]

That's cool how you plan your sex like a play date. Where's the spontaneity? Where's the panache?

[CheapTrick]

At 7/7/12 11:27 AM, portalwarpedJP wrote: Your profile doesn't scpecify your age, WHICH MEANS you don't want to be embarassed by your age, ERGO you're underage.
In other words, BULLLSHIIIIIIIT.

You know my first time was with an 11 year old., ergo it doesn't have to be bullshit.

[mchagus]

At 7/7/12 11:27 AM, portalwarpedJP wrote: Your profile doesn't scpecify your age, WHICH MEANS you don't want to be embarassed by your age, ERGO you're underage.
In other words, BULLLSHIIIIIIIT.

i am 19 you stupid 15 year old

[mandog]

At 7/7/12 12:28 PM, mchagus wrote:

At 7/7/12 11:27 AM, portalwarpedJP wrote: Your profile doesn't scpecify your age, WHICH MEANS you don't want to be embarassed by your age, ERGO you're underage.
In other words, BULLLSHIIIIIIIT.

i am 19 you stupid 15 year old

I am 15 you stupid 19 year old

[Trapex]

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Song is relevant.

[Trapex]

Mother fuc- ok, so embs don't really work any more....

Song is relevant.

[reversedan]

At 7/7/12 09:00 AM, mchagus wrote: yea thats right im getting pussy today and and maybe she'll be up for anal so HAHAHAHAHAHA take that you nerds

goddamn this is the saddest display I've read in a while....

[Boomstick]

Cool story, make sure to get pics as evidence.

[Slint]

Don't forget the surprise anal fisting.
Bitches love surprise anal fisting.

[Halberd]

that feel when I will/may never experience young love

[Xenomit]

I fucked a girl for the first time when I was 14, and I fucked a guy for the first time when I was 16

[Suprememessage]

I got laid. Right when I was born.

I'm a chicken.

[TB1ZZL3]

Kick her in the dick.