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If you were a serial killer

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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-07 15:59:04 Reply

At 7/6/12 09:05 AM, beakerboy wrote: Who would you target and why? Like what groups of people would you target (race, gender, age, occupation, etc.)

Other serial killers.

Because Dexter Morgan makes it look like an fucking lifestyle decision.


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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-07 22:51:10 Reply

Young attractive women...

Or mean people who shouldn't be mean


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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-07 23:04:12 Reply

I'd target females of the ages 20-25 and I'd collect their blood in wine bottles, burn the bodies, and put some ice in the blood, and drink it.

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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-08 01:41:58 Reply

Men. They would all wake up with their penises mysteriously removed and die of a heart attack. But how did their penises vanish in the middle of the night? The world may never know.

Until Detective Cole Phelps gets on my case. Then I'm screwed.
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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-08 01:56:49 Reply

FYI I was joking in my last post in case you couldn't tell. Anyway, I don't know--

Wait! I know!

Bullies. I. Hate. Bullies.

I will hunt and kill every last bully in a way especially haunting to them personally. Like, I might say some words they said to some poor kid back to them, for extra kicks. I would make them feel everything they made others felt. Then, I'd just kill them-- I'd mix it up to prevent it from being too predictable. Be doing the world a favor.

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Response to If you were a serial killer 2012-07-08 01:59:19 Reply

Racists, and anyone who makes computer viruses, and corrupt cops, and anyone who's ever been on 4chan and liked it, actually, anyone who would physically fight someone to keep 4chan on the internet.