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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 7th, 2012 @ 05:09 AM Reply

I would target other serial killers. Nobody will take my glory.

Or I could be something like Dexter. I hunt down criminals, murderers and shit.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 7th, 2012 @ 05:14 AM Reply

If I was a Serial Killer
they would find all my victim's heads
in funky ass gas station toilets
And if I was a Serial Killer
I would be strange and deranged
and I would never change
If I was a Serial Killer
I'd be known as the smoker
Cause I'd cut off and smoke all they hair
and if I was a Serial Killer
I would sleep on broken glass and thumbtacks
and I would smoke mad crack

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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 7th, 2012 @ 05:19 AM Reply

At 7/6/12 09:31 PM, Ghostbishop wrote: Probably people of high political status, I would be sorta like a mercenary, charging people for my bloody work. I'd probably use a sniper too, just to be stealthy about it,

But mercenaries are not considered serial killers.
Serial killers' motivation for killing is usually based on psychological gratification(wikipedia)
Mercenaries are those who take money to kill and usually are combat warriors.
Maybe you mean contract killer but ,still, CK are not considered a serial killers.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 7th, 2012 @ 10:11 AM Reply

At 7/6/12 09:05 AM, beakerboy wrote: Who would you target and why? Like what groups of people would you target (race, gender, age, occupation, etc.)

Gang bangers and child abusers would be pretty high on my list. CEOs of big companies would be too. Anyone that shops at Wallmart better not piss me off if I were a serial killer...
Hmm, let me think, I'm not a psychopath so I wouldn't want to kill anyone that was young and beautiful sorry, this world lacks youth and beauty, it is to be treasured, not destroyed.

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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 7th, 2012 @ 02:05 PM Reply

Everybody because why discriminate.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 7th, 2012 @ 03:59 PM Reply

At 7/6/12 09:05 AM, beakerboy wrote: Who would you target and why? Like what groups of people would you target (race, gender, age, occupation, etc.)

Other serial killers.

Because Dexter Morgan makes it look like an fucking lifestyle decision.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 7th, 2012 @ 10:51 PM Reply

Young attractive women...

Or mean people who shouldn't be mean


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 7th, 2012 @ 11:04 PM Reply

I'd target females of the ages 20-25 and I'd collect their blood in wine bottles, burn the bodies, and put some ice in the blood, and drink it.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 8th, 2012 @ 01:41 AM Reply

Men. They would all wake up with their penises mysteriously removed and die of a heart attack. But how did their penises vanish in the middle of the night? The world may never know.

Until Detective Cole Phelps gets on my case. Then I'm screwed.
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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 8th, 2012 @ 01:56 AM Reply

FYI I was joking in my last post in case you couldn't tell. Anyway, I don't know--

Wait! I know!

Bullies. I. Hate. Bullies.

I will hunt and kill every last bully in a way especially haunting to them personally. Like, I might say some words they said to some poor kid back to them, for extra kicks. I would make them feel everything they made others felt. Then, I'd just kill them-- I'd mix it up to prevent it from being too predictable. Be doing the world a favor.

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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 8th, 2012 @ 01:59 AM Reply

Racists, and anyone who makes computer viruses, and corrupt cops, and anyone who's ever been on 4chan and liked it, actually, anyone who would physically fight someone to keep 4chan on the internet.