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If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 09:05 AM Reply

Who would you target and why? Like what groups of people would you target (race, gender, age, occupation, etc.)


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 09:07 AM Reply

women. Because I hate them and want to rape them and humiliate them. Then I would carve my initials into their tits.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 09:13 AM Reply

young pretty women

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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 09:15 AM Reply

Women, younger most likely


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 09:33 AM Reply

Hobos, drug addicts, prostitues. Anyone the police doesn't care too much about and is isolated.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 11:12 AM Reply

I would kill dolphin handlers and underwater welders.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 11:16 AM Reply

Serial killers targets are based off their pervisions and fantasies, so they would kill and usually rape and torture the ones they are most attracted too.

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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 11:44 AM Reply

I think if I ever decided to kill people, I'd be more likely to just walk down the street and shoot anyone unlucky enough to be walking down the same street.

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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 11:47 AM Reply

At 7/6/12 11:16 AM, reversedan wrote: Serial killers targets are based off their pervisions and fantasies, so they would kill and usually rape and torture the ones they are most attracted too.

That means that poozy will never be touched...
while Tom will be so riddled with bullets that it will hard to decern human or animal...


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 11:54 AM Reply

At 7/6/12 11:16 AM, reversedan wrote: Serial killers targets are based off their pervisions and fantasies, so they would kill and usually rape and torture the ones they are most attracted too.

Redheads would be erradicated from the face of the planet, then.

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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 11:56 AM Reply

Police officers and soldiers for a slightly fairer fight.

I'd hunt them like in the Deadliest Game.

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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 12:01 PM Reply

At 7/6/12 11:56 AM, GuerrilleroHeroico wrote: Police officers and soldiers for a slightly fairer fight.

I'd hunt them like in the Deadliest Game.

You wouldnt last much in the game, then.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 12:04 PM Reply

At 7/6/12 12:01 PM, J-Cobyz wrote:
At 7/6/12 11:56 AM, GuerrilleroHeroico wrote: Police officers and soldiers for a slightly fairer fight.

I'd hunt them like in the Deadliest Game.
You wouldnt last much in the game, then.

I'd still have an unfair advantage and some sort of plan.

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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 12:09 PM Reply

At 7/6/12 12:04 PM, GuerrilleroHeroico wrote:
I'd still have an unfair advantage and some sort of plan.

Maybe with policemen, but soldiers is another story.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 12:10 PM Reply

I want to rape and kill a female that is 14 but looks 16


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 12:14 PM Reply

At 7/6/12 12:10 PM, mandog wrote: I want to rape and kill a female that is 14 but looks 16

im pretty sure everyone does bro

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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 12:15 PM Reply

At 7/6/12 12:09 PM, J-Cobyz wrote:
At 7/6/12 12:04 PM, GuerrilleroHeroico wrote:
I'd still have an unfair advantage and some sort of plan.
Maybe with policemen, but soldiers is another story.

Not if I had guns and they just have improvised weapons.
It's not like they'd be wearing full gear when I kidnapped them.

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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 12:18 PM Reply

At 7/6/12 12:14 PM, Yert wrote:
At 7/6/12 12:10 PM, mandog wrote: I want to rape and kill a female that is 14 but looks 16
im pretty sure everyone does bro

If only...
I should be making a sex story about now.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 12:28 PM Reply

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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 12:56 PM Reply

Any public university teacher who supports abortion. They can't use me or my resources to support themselves against my will, so I get to kill them.


The simple fact is that some people will never be happy, no matter how good their lives are.

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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 12:58 PM Reply

Bronies. Damnit, I can't stand you guys.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 12:58 PM Reply

Criminals. If I'm gonna be a murderer, might as well be a murdering Batman.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 01:00 PM Reply

At 7/6/12 12:58 PM, TheBustinJeebers wrote: Bronies. Damnit, I can't stand you guys.

HURR DURR, I H8 BRONYS, AM I KEWL NAO.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 01:01 PM Reply

At 7/6/12 01:00 PM, J-Cobyz wrote:
At 7/6/12 12:58 PM, TheBustinJeebers wrote: Bronies. Damnit, I can't stand you guys.
HURR DURR, I H8 BRONYS, AM I KEWL NAO.

Hey now, love and tol- wait, shit.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 01:03 PM Reply

At 7/6/12 01:01 PM, TheBustinJeebers wrote:
At 7/6/12 01:00 PM, J-Cobyz wrote:
At 7/6/12 12:58 PM, TheBustinJeebers wrote: Bronies. Damnit, I can't stand you guys.
HURR DURR, I H8 BRONYS, AM I KEWL NAO.
Hey now, love and tol- wait, shit.

You are implying I am a brony.


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At 7/6/12 09:05 AM, beakerboy wrote: Who would you target and why? Like what groups of people would you target (race, gender, age, occupation, etc.)

young women, and people that deserve to die.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 01:07 PM Reply

Drug addicts. Then I would destroy their drug stashes.

I'll be doing the world a favor, I suppose. Almost like cleaning up crime.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 01:11 PM Reply

I would target a woman living a good life. She would be middle-aged, possibly recently pensioned off from her business, wealthy, a secure person who has experienced good fortune. I would wear tight clothing. I would break into her house, then I'd wait until she found me. I would carry a short knife. I would injure her so badly that she wouldn't be able to run, scream or escape. Then I would put her body into the trunk of my car, and I would take her to the scene of the murder I was planning. I would wait till she had regained consciousness, at which point I would reassure her that I only want to rape her.

After this, I would have an air-tight coffin, into which I would place her. The coffin would be soundtight, and it would be aerated. Once she was in there, I would close off all the air holes, and she would steadily suffocate.

I might rape her if I got excited from this, but I probably wouldn't be capable of expressing my emotions strongly enough at the time to rape her.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 01:20 PM Reply

At 7/6/12 01:14 PM, CockGobbler wrote: Rape and kill an 11 year old girl so I can see the shocked look on her face as my penis breaches the tight walls of her developing vagina and my hand squeezes her tiny nipples on her not quite developed mosquito bite boobs.

Well that's one way to do it.


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Response to If you were a serial killer Jul. 6th, 2012 @ 01:23 PM Reply

At 7/6/12 01:14 PM, CockGobbler wrote: Rape and kill an 11 year old girl so I can see the shocked look on her face as my penis breaches the tight walls of her developing vagina and my hand squeezes her tiny nipples on her not quite developed mosquito bite boobs.

im hard now