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I made art. Jul. 4th, 2012 @ 10:02 PM Reply

Someone buy this for a million dollars please.

I made art.

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Response to I made art. Jul. 4th, 2012 @ 10:03 PM Reply

that has no artistic value whatsoever, therefore

it should sell for at least $30,000 in an auction setting. congrats


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Response to I made art. Jul. 4th, 2012 @ 10:19 PM Reply

I believe this is a very powerful commentary on the struggle of the modern middle class man.

Now if you'll excuse me, I must drink Pabst and buy vinyl for the record player I don't own.


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Response to I made art. Jul. 4th, 2012 @ 10:28 PM Reply

At 7/4/12 10:19 PM, TB1ZZL3 wrote: Now if you'll excuse me, I must drink Pabst and buy vinyl for the record player I don't own.

I lost it here.


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Response to I made art. Jul. 4th, 2012 @ 10:30 PM Reply

Art= Imagination + Skill
Abstract Art= Imagination without skill

oh snap

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Response to I made art. Jul. 4th, 2012 @ 10:35 PM Reply

At 7/4/12 10:02 PM, T3XT wrote: Someone buy this for a million dollars please.

I'm not an expert on these sorts of things; let me call a buddy of mine down, who is an expert in MS Paint artworks to take a look at it.


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Response to I made art. Jul. 4th, 2012 @ 10:41 PM Reply

At 7/4/12 10:35 PM, CrazyDelmar wrote:
At 7/4/12 10:02 PM, T3XT wrote: Someone buy this for a million dollars please.
I'm not an expert on these sorts of things; let me call a buddy of mine down, who is an expert in MS Paint artworks to take a look at it.

well Rick, after looking this piece over, i can tell you that it is.......
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absolutely authentic.


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Response to I made art. Jul. 4th, 2012 @ 10:43 PM Reply

I find it funny how millions of other artists out there with actual skill are starving while stuff like that goes for so much at auctions.

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Response to I made art. Jul. 4th, 2012 @ 10:55 PM Reply

Nice work man! Just remember to KEEP IT FRESH!


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Response to I made art. Jul. 4th, 2012 @ 10:56 PM Reply

Dont hate on abstract art just because you cant understand or appreciate it.

PEASANT

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Response to I made art. Jul. 4th, 2012 @ 10:59 PM Reply

At 7/4/12 10:41 PM, Egotractor wrote:
At 7/4/12 10:35 PM, CrazyDelmar wrote:
At 7/4/12 10:02 PM, T3XT wrote: Someone buy this for a million dollars please.
I'm not an expert on these sorts of things; let me call a buddy of mine down, who is an expert in MS Paint artworks to take a look at it.
well Rick, after looking this piece over, i can tell you that it is.......
........
........
........
........
........
........
........
absolutely authentic.

With that, the best I can offer is some pocket lint and a crumpled up dollar bill.


Rock me mama like the wind and the rain, Rock me mama like a south-bound train...

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Response to I made art. Jul. 4th, 2012 @ 11:07 PM Reply

At 7/4/12 10:59 PM, CrazyDelmar wrote:
At 7/4/12 10:41 PM, Egotractor wrote: well Rick, after looking this piece over, i can tell you that it is.......
........
absolutely authentic.
With that, the best I can offer is some pocket lint and a crumpled up dollar bill.

Add in a slightly bent paperclip and I'm sure it'd be yours!


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Response to I made art. Jul. 4th, 2012 @ 11:08 PM Reply

At 7/4/12 10:02 PM, T3XT wrote: Someone buy this for a million dollars please.

I find this artwork to be extremely sexist and request it to be taken down from this gallery.


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Response to I made art. Jul. 4th, 2012 @ 11:10 PM Reply

At 7/4/12 11:08 PM, Razz wrote:
At 7/4/12 10:02 PM, T3XT wrote: Someone buy this for a million dollars please.
I find this artwork to be extremely sexist and request it to be taken down from this gallery.

The yellow loop is clearly an Asian vagina.

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Response to I made art. Jul. 4th, 2012 @ 11:12 PM Reply

At 7/4/12 11:07 PM, KillerSkull wrote:
At 7/4/12 10:59 PM, CrazyDelmar wrote:



With that, the best I can offer is some pocket lint and a crumpled up dollar bill.
Add in a slightly bent paperclip and I'm sure it'd be yours!

Maybe, but that's what I would expect to get out of it.


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Response to I made art. Jul. 4th, 2012 @ 11:20 PM Reply

Eat your heart out, Jackson Pollack.


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Response to I made art. Jul. 4th, 2012 @ 11:37 PM Reply

At 7/4/12 11:10 PM, GuerrilleroHeroico wrote: The yellow loop is clearly an Asian vagina.

Lay off the drugs, I could find 200 other yellow loops that look like an Asian vagina. Not exact by any means.

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Response to I made art. Jul. 4th, 2012 @ 11:40 PM Reply

At 7/4/12 11:37 PM, T3XT wrote:
At 7/4/12 11:10 PM, GuerrilleroHeroico wrote: The yellow loop is clearly an Asian vagina.
Lay off the drugs, I could find 200 other yellow loops that look like an Asian vagina. Not exact by any means.

10/10

stay fresh


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Response to I made art. Aug. 19th, 2012 @ 10:49 PM Reply

WOAH. I did this piece about 2 weeks prior to you. I think we both had the same vision.

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