At 7/4/12 07:48 PM, Protagonist wrote:
At 7/4/12 07:43 PM, phrozonfire wrote:
Max has no health, Doomguy would disembowel him while he was reloading.That's what would of happened if he didn't die. But alas, Max Payne put so many revolver bullets into his so called "bullet proof head" theres nothing left but a fine red mush, which Max Payne happily spread on his toast and ate.
I don't think you understand, man.
Doomguy is able to clear 500 meters in 1.35 seconds, he doesn't need to reload and he fucked over Satan with no fucks given.
He can take a shotgun to the face, fire to the crotch, and even rockets to the mouth, and still come out winning.