First off sorry if this isn't allowed/isn't the correct section.
Basically I need a fat ass chick in a cape + thong + bathing suit, with buck teeth and a funny ass looking facial expression. With the words I wear a cape in real life at the top in big vibrant letters for a friend as it is his birthday.
Clearly I will pay you for this (Via PayPal; gift). I would like it to be pretty large as I think he might use it as a splash screen for a website he is making for "teh lulz".
Let me know in a private message if you're up to it (please send examples of your work as well)!