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What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 04:47:02 Reply

If the zombie apocalypse ever happened, what would you do? Go to a friends house, bunker up. Raid stores for guns and supplys. Go out and save people. Or just plain out shoot yourself ;p

My plan would be:

Wait for it to just hit where panic strikes. When nobody knows whats going on go to a walmart with a few people and raid the place for guns, ammo, food and supplys since they practically have everything. Since the police already have their hands tied they cant possibly be in more places at once. Get back to my house which is basically in the woods, get some wood the board up the house. Then while we still have electricity search on the map for the closest hardware store like Home depot because metal, and wood will be needed to fortify the structure. If its to far we would have to settle with closer places like lavender mountain which doesn't have much but would have to do. If we ever start to get low on food, go out to the highway to the supermarket and get some more. Another good thing is a pharmacy is near my house so if we ever needed antibiotics we have a good supply. Overall my location is pretty good.

So what would your plan be for the apocalypse?

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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 04:49:55 Reply

I'm really sick of typing out my survival plan on the internet.

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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 04:51:02 Reply

Masturbate.


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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 04:52:23 Reply

At 6/30/12 04:51 AM, sweet21 wrote: Masturbate.

i dont think the zombies want your seamen ;p

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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 04:54:41 Reply

I think that a zombie apocalypse would be like instant Darwinism, but with a wide variety of strengths and weaknesses. I suppose my strength would be my resourcefulness, problem solving, mechanical skills, and maybe a little manipulation in the right circumstance. My weaknesses would be by currently worsening state of health, not being within access of a gun, and my ties to people who mean something to me.

Honestly, if I don't fall into a group of people who can use me, I'm probably as good as dead. or undead.. or whatever.

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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 04:57:11 Reply

At 6/30/12 04:52 AM, zmatt007 wrote:
At 6/30/12 04:51 AM, sweet21 wrote: Masturbate.
i dont think the zombies want your seamen ;p

Good, thats the plan. Now they'll stay far away!


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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 05:02:59 Reply

Just go out with a machete and a gun and take down as many as I can.If I don't have a machete and a gun(right now I don't own any of them) I would use a hammer and all the knives I have in my home.


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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 05:06:16 Reply

Get myself a bear (proof) suit and a sword and be completely invulnerable.

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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 05:43:52 Reply

Get turned into a zombie.

Duh.

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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 06:11:59 Reply

To pretty much die.


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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 06:13:13 Reply

At 6/30/12 06:11 AM, Gagsy wrote: To pretty much die.

same.


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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 06:21:39 Reply

At 6/30/12 06:13 AM, MrPercie wrote:
At 6/30/12 06:11 AM, Gagsy wrote: To pretty much die.
same.

that would be boring ;p you would turn into a slow moron moaning all the time

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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 06:33:53 Reply

At 6/30/12 06:21 AM, zmatt007 wrote:
At 6/30/12 06:13 AM, MrPercie wrote:
At 6/30/12 06:11 AM, Gagsy wrote: To pretty much die.
same.
that would be boring ;p you would turn into a slow moron moaning all the time

You mean i would turn into the population of the internet?


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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 06:35:21 Reply

Go for a last fap. I'll die anyway.


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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 08:38:06 Reply


that would be boring ;p you would turn into a slow moron moaning all the time
You mean i would turn into the population of the internet?

i said slow and stupid not fat and non canbalisitc ;p

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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 08:38:48 Reply

Hide under my bed.


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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 09:06:01 Reply

At 6/30/12 08:38 AM, Rapacity wrote: Hide under my bed.

But there are monsters under there!


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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 10:15:18 Reply

I'd drive to my nearby flea market and stock up on swords and baseball bats, then I'd just beat the shit out of any zombies who come near me. I'm sure piles of rotting dead flesh wouldn't stand much of a chance against even the dullest sword.
Since my house is already pretty safe, I could just hide at home until the whole thing blows over.


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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 10:17:31 Reply

Id kill myself.


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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 11:01:59 Reply

karate kick the first zombie right thru the fucken brains and then nuts and be a national hero. i would get my dick sucked seven times a day by a new hot chick every day of the week for like, the rest of my whol life


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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 11:14:37 Reply

IF the zombies didn't die in days, I would kill myself.


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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 11:33:37 Reply

wow this is a really original idea op well done

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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 11:37:14 Reply

Oh, it's this thread again...


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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 11:38:57 Reply

I'd round up some of my friends and family and just go kill zombies and shit until we get to a big supermarket thing, and just stay there until its all gone, probably using a baseball bat or something, I like meelee fights.


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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 12:45:46 Reply

LOL I guess I would run. Would pick up a few weapons I suppose but running far away does come. To mind LOL

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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 12:49:05 Reply

Die.


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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 12:49:50 Reply

Take my beans and run for the hills. But really... get a weapon and defend myself? Find survivors to group up with?

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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 12:58:26 Reply

If there is an apocalypse, and most of the world's population is killed, then I'm betting i'm gonna die.

Always play the odds.

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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 13:04:05 Reply

If this is a zombie apocalypse we're talking, chances are it would hit big cities, like Boston or New York. I live in a rural Maine community. I would probably be safe, so long as a tourist didn't come with the virus.

If they did infect the community, everyone around here has more guns than people in Texas could ever dream about. It's not like it would be difficult for us to wipe them all out.

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Response to What would you do in a apocalypse 2012-06-30 13:52:35 Reply

I would climb up on my roof and piss on them all.


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