Your Honest Reaction

[TheRealRunaway]

I'm interested to know what people would do in response to this situation.

Alright, say you're in a jungle with nothing on you except for your clothes and a cell phone which could contact anyone on Earth from any location. Suddenly, a jaguar attacks you from behind after having stalked you for a while now. You manage to escape the jaguar's assault by rushing into an abandoned cabin with a dead body on the floor. Little do you know that you stumbled into the domain of a hunter, who has turned into an insane murderer, and now he's coming your way to investigate the sudden disturbance.

1: How do you deal with the murderer?
2: How do you deal with the jaguar outside?
3: How do you escape the jungle?

Before you ask, no I'm not high. I just have a very vivid imagination.

[TheRealRunaway]

At 6/28/12 04:19 AM, Amaranthus wrote: The answers are hidden in Bear Grylls.

Les Stroud, bitch. Lol.

[EmilyDotson]

At 6/28/12 04:18 AM, TheRealRunaway wrote:

1: How do you deal with the murderer?

I fuck him.

2: How do you deal with the jaguar outside?

I fuck it.

3: How do you escape the jungle?

Call a cab.

Before you ask, no I'm not high. I just have a very vivid imagination.

not really

[Catoblepas]

Well I don't know he's a murderer. So I'm going to get murdered.

[TheRealRunaway]

At 6/28/12 04:22 AM, J-Cobyz wrote:

At 6/28/12 04:19 AM, Amaranthus wrote: The answers are hidden in Bear Grylls.

Pissing all around will keep the jaguar away.
Pissing on the hunter's face will keep him away.
Drinking my own piss will give me energy to run like a negroid to escape the jungle.

Done, done, aaand done.

Have a problem? Piss on it.

[TheRealRunaway]

At 6/28/12 04:27 AM, J-Cobyz wrote:

At 6/28/12 04:25 AM, TheRealRunaway wrote:
Have a problem? Piss on it.

Shitting on the problem can be helpful as well.

I don't think so. It only creates more crap for you to deal with. Lol.

[sweet21]

At 6/28/12 04:18 AM, TheRealRunaway wrote: 1: How do you deal with the murderer?

I wouldn't. Not directly. Assuming I was still being hunted I would find a good hiding spot and eventually all his movement will either get him or the jaguar killed. If the guy ends up dying I will wait it out until the Jaguar has had it's fill and goes away. Animals aren't very good with faces and the stench of the dead will cover mine up. If the guy lives I could sneak away.

3: How do you escape the jungle?

Call Stark industries.

[Snuff]

At 6/28/12 04:31 AM, AnonymousOfCali wrote: well the hunter will try to kill the jaggy so i just escape when they are fighting

well that was easy.

as for escaping, just look about the cabin for a map, then go on your way

[Sevkat]

At 6/28/12 04:18 AM, TheRealRunaway wrote: Before you ask, no I'm not high.

I usually just assume.

[Sensationalism]

I cower in a corner and die. Seriously what I'd do.

[Sevkat]

At 6/28/12 04:40 AM, Sensationalism wrote: I cower in a corner and die. Seriously what I'd do.

you little bitch

[SubparTony]

I hide somewhere and then hit the hunter from behind.He is unconscious so I lift him and throw him out of the window,Then I leave from the other side of the cabin so that the jaguar which is busy eating the hunter can't see me.When I have covered silently quite a big distance from the house I start running to leave the jungle.If I get lost,I climb a tree and then call someone and explain him everything and that he has to help me somehow.He calls the authorities of the country I'm in and done...
Some of these sound really stupid,at least I tried.

[Lionelion]

At 6/28/12 04:18 AM, TheRealRunaway wrote: 1: How do you deal with the murderer?

Get the Jaguar to come inside, then escape outside and lock it in, and then when the murderer comes, he'll fight it out with the jaguar, and hopefully both will become hurt enough in the battle that neither will be able to come after me

2: How do you deal with the jaguar outside?

See above answer

3: How do you escape the jungle?

Call for a helicopter/airplane