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Fapping 2012-06-27 19:13:49 Reply

Don't you hate it when you are fapping, and someone knocks on the door. I hate when I have to stop fapping, zip my pants, and open the door for something completely stupid, can't I fap in peace?


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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 19:15:09 Reply

I know right?
SHIT.


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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 19:15:18 Reply

At least your people knock.


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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 19:18:02 Reply

At 6/27/12 07:15 PM, NightOwlRoost wrote: I know right?
SHIT.

It has been awhile.....DEADPOOL

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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 19:20:11 Reply

No. Since my timing allows me to fap in peace without any privacy intrusions.


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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 19:23:06 Reply

Hahaha. Teenagers.


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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 19:24:29 Reply

At 6/27/12 07:23 PM, Sensationalism wrote: Hahaha. Teenagers.

I expect that in the future i'll look back on the way I was today and push the memory to the darkest corner of my mind out of shame.

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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 19:25:46 Reply

it's worse when you're fapping and just about to finish but then someone starts walking down the hall and so you have to make the decision between finishing and risking them walking into your room and seeing or stopping for a minute or two

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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 19:27:12 Reply

This is a dumb thread, so I'm going to hijack it.

I can make my orgasms last over a minute.

Your move, atheists.


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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 19:28:49 Reply

At 6/27/12 07:27 PM, LordZeebmork wrote: This is a dumb thread, so I'm going to hijack it.

I can make my orgasms last over a minute.

Your move, atheists.

I'd imagine it would get boring after about 30 seconds, but that's just me.


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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 19:30:50 Reply

At 6/27/12 07:13 PM, Freeze-E wrote: Don't you hate it when you are fapping, and someone knocks on the door. I hate when I have to stop fapping, zip my pants, and open the door for something completely stupid, can't I fap in peace?

If you don't want to have that happen then do it when you take a shower or something.

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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 20:02:21 Reply

You mean you actually stop when someones knocks? I just open the door and continue


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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 20:10:08 Reply

You do have options:

a. Move out or run away.

b. Put up a "do not disturb" sign.

c. Get a lock for your door or fashion one yourself.

d. Strictly tell them not to speak to you unless they are spoken to.

e. Find another place to fap or whatever.

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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 20:22:02 Reply

At 6/27/12 07:13 PM, Freeze-E wrote: Don't you hate it when you are fapping, and someone knocks on the door. I hate when I have to stop fapping, zip my pants, and open the door for something completely stupid, can't I fap in peace?

My parents, friends, and brother don't like to knock.


I'm quite jealous of these clever signatures.

Lol my Page

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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 20:40:45 Reply

Just do it when you know no one will be around

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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 21:00:41 Reply

Wait, you stop when someone knocks? I always thought you just said "come in" and keep on going...


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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 21:07:13 Reply

I do it on my front porch.


How does one sig?

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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 21:40:42 Reply

i just fapped

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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 21:46:23 Reply

At 6/27/12 09:40 PM, Yert wrote: i just fapped

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Response to Fapping 2012-06-27 21:46:42 Reply

Newgrounds - OP's Facebook.


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Response to Fapping 2012-06-28 04:47:08 Reply

At 6/27/12 08:04 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: this thread is proof that someone made a REAL decision, in their life, to make a thread on the internet about jacking off. multiple people make this decision every goddamn week too

So true. Also this can't really happen unless you're a teen. Because grown-ups don't have to worry about getting caught masturbating.


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Response to Fapping 2012-06-28 04:51:46 Reply

At 6/28/12 04:47 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
At 6/27/12 08:04 PM, hiddeninthecrowd wrote: this thread is proof that someone made a REAL decision, in their life, to make a thread on the internet about jacking off. multiple people make this decision every goddamn week too
So true. Also this can't really happen unless you're a teen. Because grown-ups don't have to worry about getting caught masturbating.

Unless they live with their parents, or a roommate, or like, any other person they might live with...

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Response to Fapping 2012-06-28 04:54:07 Reply

At 6/28/12 04:51 AM, EmilyDotson wrote:
At 6/28/12 04:47 AM, Sensationalism wrote: So true. Also this can't really happen unless you're a teen. Because grown-ups don't have to worry about getting caught masturbating.
Unless they live with their parents, or a roommate, or like, any other person they might live with...

Yeah I said mostly. Or it was implied. Parents leave you alone if you live with them as an adult, they don't knock while you're batin. Room mate would most likely have set up rules for that kind of thing, like a signal for when they want to be left alone. And if they live with their significant other, they don't need to wank.


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Response to Fapping 2012-06-28 05:01:22 Reply

At 6/28/12 04:54 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
And if they live with their significant other, they don't need to wank.

That's just untrue and no ideal any self respecting person should ever live by.

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Response to Fapping 2012-06-28 05:03:47 Reply

At 6/28/12 05:01 AM, EmilyDotson wrote:
At 6/28/12 04:54 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
And if they live with their significant other, they don't need to wank.
That's just untrue and no ideal any self respecting person should ever live by.

I R confuzzled. Does that mean I can't look to my spouse for sex?


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Response to Fapping 2012-06-28 05:04:37 Reply

At 6/28/12 05:01 AM, EmilyDotson wrote:
At 6/28/12 04:54 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
And if they live with their significant other, they don't need to wank.
That's just untrue and no ideal any self respecting person should ever live by.

How could you possibly want to wank when you LIVE WITH THE PERSON YOU FUCK??!??


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Response to Fapping 2012-06-28 05:18:34 Reply

Someone walks in while I'm masturbating?

Look 'em in the eye, and finish like a champ.

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Response to Fapping 2012-06-28 05:19:21 Reply

At 6/28/12 05:04 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
How could you possibly want to wank when you LIVE WITH THE PERSON YOU FUCK??!??

You've obviously never lived that long with a person you fuck.

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Response to Fapping 2012-06-28 05:26:12 Reply

At 6/28/12 05:19 AM, EmilyDotson wrote:
At 6/28/12 05:04 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
How could you possibly want to wank when you LIVE WITH THE PERSON YOU FUCK??!??
You've obviously never lived that long with a person you fuck.

You must have a terrible sex life if you have to wank despite living with your spouse/significant other.

You fuck

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Response to Fapping 2012-06-28 05:38:31 Reply

At 6/28/12 05:26 AM, tarahloveshentai wrote:
At 6/28/12 05:19 AM, EmilyDotson wrote:
At 6/28/12 05:04 AM, Sensationalism wrote:
How could you possibly want to wank when you LIVE WITH THE PERSON YOU FUCK??!??
You've obviously never lived that long with a person you fuck.
You must have a terrible sex life if you have to wank despite living with your spouse/significant other.

You fuck

Are you here to tell me about your giant cocked husband tearing you up again? It's getting old.