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The Newgrounds "staff" page used to have a street fighter like character selection screen with custom music made by Stamper.

The beer in the NG distributor is NOT Millers. At least, last time I got some from there it wasn't.

If you have a personal history with Bedn, or used Retrogade, you're a part of NG culture

if you remember yoink asking burningsound if they were still friends, or the yoink giraffe neck thread...you're a part of NG culture

At 6/26/12 05:14 PM, ZJ wrote:

At 6/26/12 05:04 PM, Ilssm wrote: The 10k forum isn't real.

Ha, you wish. You're just nowhere near getting to see it. :P

People who say it isn't real are just bitter because once you reach 10k you don't get automatic access. You have to be voted in. So those who don't get voted in are bitter and angry and spread lies about its existence. Sorry guys.

At 6/27/12 03:42 AM, Sensationalism wrote: People who say it isn't real are just bitter because once you reach 10k you don't get automatic access. You have to be voted in. So those who don't get voted in are bitter and angry and spread lies about its existence. Sorry guys.

I can't wait to see the 10,000K post forum, DevourerJay told me all about it.

At 6/27/12 02:31 AM, Natick wrote:

At 6/27/12 02:25 AM, GoodFish wrote:

At 6/27/12 02:21 AM, deleted wrote: This place is corrupt.

wow who was that

I'm telling you, get out while you still can.

Corrupt? What are you talking about man? The staff are doing an absolutely amazing job, and they totally aren't paying me to say that.

Tom Fulp actually reads all his PM's and e-mails but he doesn't always respond. Sometimes he'll even respond to the dirty PM's you send him.

Akuma and Guile are pretty cool guys.

At 6/27/12 03:42 AM, Sensationalism wrote:

At 6/26/12 05:14 PM, ZJ wrote:

At 6/26/12 05:04 PM, Ilssm wrote: The 10k forum isn't real.

Ha, you wish. You're just nowhere near getting to see it. :P

People who say it isn't real are just bitter because once you reach 10k you don't get automatic access. You have to be voted in. So those who don't get voted in are bitter and angry and spread lies about its existence. Sorry guys.

A secret I know is that you guys should vote me in when I get there in a billion years. Because I'm great.

At 6/27/12 02:29 AM, Spretznaz wrote: Almost every account is not that user's first/main account.

I am here to disprove that

At 6/27/12 02:32 AM, sweet21 wrote: The Newgrounds "staff" page used to have a street fighter like character selection screen with custom music made by Stamper.

That was the best, i dont know why they got rid of it, maybe because Luis joined...?

There really isn't (seriously) a 10,000 post forum.

Actually this isn't so much a secret but the worst kept lie on Newgrounds. The only reason users continue to uphold this blatant lie is because they feel robbed when they get to 10k posts and realise the horrid truth that the thing they were looking forward to isn't real. So they lie to younger users, like those before them did, so that the younger users can suffer like they had to.

SHAME ON THOSE USERS.

uhh bob likes catch-22 and luis doesnt like the movie killer klowns from outer space. mike has barely watched any movies in his life. everyone at the NG office is drunk 24/7 modern day bukowski squad (not REALLY a secret) stamper doesnt visit newgrounds much. h8ers dont phase wade. addict made basgetball johnson.

icon mods got gold level icons for like a day

Tom Fulp raped and killed a girl in 1990.

That girl's name? Queen of not having faggy hair.

At 6/26/12 03:10 PM, Viper50 wrote: blah

not at all a secret but its still interesting ._.

That thing scared the living fuck out of me the first time I saw it. I couldn't sleep or look at agnry faic for a week.

Also, it's annoying as fuck to type "agnry faic" with autocorrect on.

At 6/26/12 03:03 PM, Rapacity wrote: 1. Bedn is pronounced "Bend".

Wait, what? Shit. I've always pronounced it "Bendy" in my head.

I know there is a mod or two on here that just LOVES cacti <3

Maybe not about the website per se, but I know something about Kirbopher. I suppose it's really no longer a secret, because this guy freaking was ON THE SHOW. Chris Niosi got his start on TVTome.com, which most people probably already know. But the anime that he met me and everyone else was "Pokemon". In case you didn't know, he voiced this guy named Khoury on the show so I doubt he'll be mad at me for this.

At 6/27/12 10:50 AM, homor wrote:

At 6/26/12 03:03 PM, Rapacity wrote: 1. Bedn is pronounced "Bend".

Wait, what? Shit. I've always pronounced it "Bendy" in my head.

I always pronounced it "Bedn"..........

The ASCII tank is so neat, hah. But some stuff posted here is plain obvious - like Sherbert (R.I.P. poor little guy) and the old BBS.

Honestly, the Street Fighter character selection screen was the most epic thing ever.

Guess I'll jump on the "obvious shit" bandwagon and post a link to this . Doubt that this even counts as a "secret" though

More or less famous Newgrounds users, who sadly passed away.

Club-a-Seal, Cat Dynamics and Beep Me Jesus.

At 6/27/12 12:11 PM, liljim wrote: Not really a secret, as there are links to the page (which no longer works) around, but here you go:

http://www.newgrounds.com/lit/dare/dare_NG.swf

I haven't seen that video in ages, thanks for reminding me about it.

At 6/27/12 12:11 PM, liljim wrote: Not really a secret, as there are links to the page (which no longer works) around, but here you go:

http://www.newgrounds.com/lit/dare/dare_NG.swf

Haha very funny, I did not remember any of this

At 6/27/12 12:11 PM, liljim wrote: Not really a secret, as there are links to the page (which no longer works) around, but here you go:

http://www.newgrounds.com/lit/dare/dare_NG.swf

I feel proud to now own this thanks to the wonders of the Mystery Box.

Secrets I know about NG Culture?

The gingers are taking over.

I know statistically 89 percent of Newgrounders are virgins.

Dickneck.

I miss having to manually deposit experience. It added substance to my day.

Also, once when I was like fifteen, I posted my phone number on here, and got to talk to Jonas on the phone. I had a boner the whole time.

Also, Tom's beard.

These aren't so much secrets, just things that aren't discussed anymore, I suppose.

I wish threads like this popped up more.

~Al

Remember when people would sign their name at the end of their posts?